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Thread: Mr.Tweak goes to Melbourne

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    Slamo is offline Senior Member
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    24 hours in Melbourne with Mr.Tweak

    It all started with a simple Messenger conversation.

    Tweak: What do you want to do tomorrow
    Slamo: Lets go to Melbourne

    That was the start of it all. I never knew that our trip to Melbourne would turn into one of the funniest experiences of my life.
    I boarded the train first in Terang with Tweak following 15 mins later in Camperdown. The first day was fairly normal, we went to the Casino and numerous other places. It wasn't until the next morning that Tweak began to shine. First we went to the BeeHive pub where Tweak consumed about 15 pots of beer, he began to truly show the effects back at Phils place as Myself, Tweak, Johno and Brook decided to take a taxi into the city and go clubbing.
    Neither me or Johno were happy with him when we first entered the Mercury club as he ruined Johno's chances of picking up and nearly foiled my own. How? You may ask. He did it by firmly placing his hands down the pants of the poor innocent woman that Johno was chatting up. She turned to Johno and said "I thought you were so hot but your friend has totally turned me off". He also attempted to dirty dance with **** who I picked up later in the evening. Two Hours and 15 pots later Tweak was kicked out of the Mercury Club and as I walked out to find him be was trying to bribe the bouncers to let him back in. When they didn't, well, Tweak became a little paranoid and had a strange dillusion that all the bouncers were out to get him. He promptly went downstairs walked right up to a Bouncer, looked him in the face and said "Hey ****face, why are all you c--ts out to get me. The bouncer became very threatened and I had to drag Tweak away just before the he called all his mates. When Tweak couldn't get into any more nightclubs in Crown he decided to walk into the Casino itself and abused the first roulette dealer he found. She promptly called security and Tweak was kicked out of the entire complex by 2 big mean bouncers. 5 minutes later I got a call from him, he was back in the Casino and looking for us.
    We left the casino then and went outside to get a taxi. We let Tweak do all the talking and when it became apparent that the Arabian cab driver didn't want to take us there because he wouldn't get a big enough fare, Tweak went right off. He decided to tell the cab driver that he thought he was Osama's son and that he was going to blow all Afghans up. Then for some reason Tweak thought he was an Afghan and was really depressed and walking up to people asking if he was "an Afganistan".
    We walked down to the mens gallery and Gold fingers. Both of which were closing. Tweak decided it was the bouncer at the doors fault and well, situation similar to the Mercury Club. As daylight approached he decided to ring his ex girlfriend at 5:00 am to tell her he was in Taiwan. He also thought his parents needed to know and Alex as well.
    As we headed home after a long night at about 7:00am, Tweak decided to take a piss in the Yarra (river in melbourne). He was standing there in broad daylight taking a casual leak in the river when a police car drove up. By this stage we were pissing ourselves laughing as he was still pissing and didn't know the cops were behind him, this continued for about another 10 seconds until I called out that he may want to look behind him. From our safe distance of 50 metres we watching him turn around, near **** himself and walk over to the car. Suprisingly, he didn't get a ticket.
    We then went home, but not before he kissed a couple of P platers through the open windows of their cars at some red lights.

    On ya Tweak ;)

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    next time get photos - better blackmail material

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    What a few days, I loved it! :thumb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slamo
    24 hours in Melbourne with Mr.Tweak

    As we headed home after a long night at about 7:00am...
    You forgot to mention I kept drinking for another couple hours and wanted to shout out to people in hot air balloons except they were too high up! :p

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    Next time do it on a weekend so I can come…plicks….:D

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    Sounds like it was a fun time. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggo
    Sounds like it was a fun time. :D
    It was great, I want to do it again very soon! :)

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    ROFLMFAO!!!
    ROFLFMAO!!!!


    Stuff Cam!!!! :thumb: :thumb:
    At the request of wiggo ;)

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    Don't worry Slamo I won't tell any stories about YOU from when the forums have been down.... :D

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    no you'll just tell people in private now wont u cameron :P


    still dont know why my shoes where in ur shed when i was in the house.... damn confusing... when the hell did i take em off... and how long did i walk around in my socks for
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