Beefy Drunk Conversation - Part 1 of 10456

[Mr.Tweak]

Enjoy!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Beefy says:
if there's any posts from me on TT... they are probsbably worthg deleting. I shouldn' t leave my puter on when I'm spirsed.
Cameron says:
lol
Cameron says:
go to the goat thread in the BG
Beefy says:
do i have to? I might need alinkg.
Beefy says:
i think i'md int trouble.. I just broke my sister;s bed. stacks on isnt good when tou ARE 120 kg.
Cameron says:
hahaha
Cameron says:
lol
Cameron says:
how drunk are you?
Beefy says:
wow.. that was a quikc post..
Beefy says:
i'm bery spieed.
Beefy says:

Beefy says:
i'll just smi.e at ya..
Beefy says:

Cameron says:
on alcohol?
Beefy says:
ya
Beefy says:
no drugs..
Beefy says:
druga are avd. mmmkay?
Cameron says:
mmmk
Cameron says:

Cameron says:
so, got anything more drunken stories for me???
Cameron says:
what did you do tonight?
Beefy says:
shhh.. don't tell anyone.. but..
Beefy says:
i gotg pisse3d.. obviously.
Cameron says:
yeah, where?
Beefy says:
in hamilton.. ho w sad is that.?
Cameron says:
quite
Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:

Beefy says:
at least my dingers can still do a tongue ggace thing..
Cameron says:
say something funny, I want to incriminate you in the forums by copying and pasting this convo!
Beefy says:
... oh oh
Cameron says:
hahah, they'll do
Beefy says:
nooooooo
Cameron says:
that'll do rather
Beefy says:
i could say what I did tongiht, buyt thens i'd have to .. ummm.. rape you.. oh, i mean kill.
Cameron says:
spill it
Cameron says:
did you pickup?
Beefy says:
nah ah..
Beefy says:

Beefy says:
no the (2)
Beefy says:
oops..
Beefy says:

Cameron says:
hahaha ok
Beefy says:
... i'm ogonna tregereat this, aion't i?
Cameron says:
*has many things to say right now, but won't since it's going in the BG*
Beefy says:
... damn
Cameron says:
most likely
Beefy says:
ah well..
Cameron says:
so what did you drink?
Beefy says:
what DIDN'T I drink..
Cameron says:
Hamilton has more than one type of beer and spirit?
Beefy says:
apparently.. ot they are cleverly hidden as other stuf.f :_)
Beefy says:
damn.. the smily fingers have died..
Beefy says:

Beefy says:
there we go.
Cameron says:
got anything else to say?
Cameron says:
break anything else apart from your sisters bed?
Beefy says:
off the recotrd?
Cameron says:
all on the record buddy
Beefy says:
errr, no.
Beefy says:

Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:
i coulda broken some bones, but i'll efeel them in the mornin.
Cameron says:
oh, yours... I thought you attacked someone
Beefy says:

http://forums.tweaktown.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=93501#post93501

Cameron says:
hey I had a friend who tried to attack a cow once when drunk, have you ever done that?
Beefy says:
nah, it was footy finals today, so all the footy wankers were out....
Beefy says:
attack a cow? that's like cannibalism..
Cameron says:
it is?
Cameron says:
???
Beefy says:
i stopped a lot of fight s though.
Beefy says:
yeah.. beef attackin beef. not a good thing
Cameron says:
We always said you'd make a good security guard
Cameron says:
oh I see
Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:

Beefy says:
i do
Beefy says:
I litreally picked up one of the bouncers tonight. he wasn't oot impressined.
Cameron says:
hahaha
Cameron says:
did you put him down or THROW him down?
Beefy says:
i gt him in a fuul nelson lock. he couldn't do ****.. when i let him go he smacked me iun teh shin.. that hurt, even for a drunk.
Cameron says:
hahahah
Cameron says:
and let me guess, you kept on drinking?
Beefy says:
hell yeah
Cameron says:
It's like the time I was at a concert sitting on a fence, fell staright down a meter or so on my back and got up and started dancing... the week later I spent every night at the chiropractor
Beefy says:
ouch.. that's gotta hurt... ok, here's adrink count.. from what I rememebt... pub #1: 6 glasses bundy, 2 cruisers, 1 juel (don't ask.. taste link crap).. pub 2# : 3 bundys.. 2 shots drambuie... pub3: 2 bundys, 2 sambuca/baileys./...
Cameron says:
good effort
Cameron says:
I had four illusion shakers the other weekend
Cameron says:
that ruined me
Cameron says:
on top of about 8 beers
Beefy says:
i didn't realise i was picssed tril I bot home.. illustions are great! ya don't feel so bad the next day with them...
Cameron says:
hehe I did
Beefy says:
but the fruit juioce is fgood for ya.
Cameron says:
lol
Cameron says:
I had a couple pre-mixed Illusions tonight, well last night, actually... they taste like crap
Cameron says:
nothing like the ones you get in clubs, or maybe it's just the atmosphere which makes them good
Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:
the ones thay makde here are farkin nice...
Beefy says:
or the smokey atmosphere..
Beefy says:

Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:
what happened to pmorpheus's drinmkin threads in the bg
Cameron says:
hmm not sure
Cameron says:
I try to keep him out as much as possible
Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:
hehehe.. found it.. misse d it first time. oops
Beefy says:
i think i shoudl tstop talking to you.. you're a bad man.
Beefy says:

Cameron says:
a bad bad man, you remember it
Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:
i won't rememebtr ****./
Beefy says:
until i read alla baout it
Cameron says:
ok sleep well then
Beefy says:
pass out well. L
Cameron says:
tip: have about 15l of water now, you might wake up ok
Beefy says:
i don't get hung over.. no m,atter what..
Cameron says:
barsatd
Beefy says:
it's a goot hing
Cameron says:
barstad even
Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:
barstard?
Beefy says:
bastrd?
Beefy says:
... damn
Beefy says:
*******..
Beefy says:
.
Cameron says:
yeah, that
Cameron says:
lol
Cameron says:
come on, its 4.30am
Beefy says:
mmm.. bar..
Cameron says:
I should be asleep as well
Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:
you shoud.. but.. but.. umm.. yeah
Beefy says:
i wanded to make more trouble here.. but you're the only one on my list on my se4cond pc that's online
Beefy says:
A few people have been really amused by a google search for "go to hell" turning up Microsoft.com as the first link. There's even a TheRegister article about it. Some people are too easily amused.

Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:
good ol ocau.. i'll cause trouble there
Cameron says:
hahah
Cameron says:
ok I'm going to post this now
Beefy says:
nooooooo
Cameron says:
just sign here on the dotted line

.................................................. ........
Beefy says:
... ****nut....
Cameron says:
hahahahahah!
Cameron says:
damn you, I need to censor now
Beefy says:
... sorry.. farknut..
Cameron says:

Beefy says:
how about I puit a censorship on the whole forum? i can do that. i think
Beefy says:
how sad. there's people at ocau postint at this time o night
Cameron says:
hmm, kinda like you?
Cameron says:
lol
Beefy says:

Beefy says:
there's a thread about good misic for a funeral.. how sad/.
Cameron says:
that's sad...
Beefy says:
someone suggested time of your life by grean day
Cameron says:
except they swear
Cameron says:
might not work
Beefy says:
hehehe.. there's a night owl thread.. some morons poisted.. mine was 'drunks shoudlnt bne allowed to use computers."
Beefy says:
they;'ll love me for that
Cameron says:
so will everyone in the BG for your efforts here, *ending transmission*
Beefy says:
oh oh
Beefy says:
.. post ot before i pass oout..


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Beefy]

oh damn.. ummm. it wasn't me, i stwear.. I ecven had to edit this post.. damn it.. umm.... Look! an eagel! *stumbles away*

[ReSpAwN DeMoN]

EL OH EL!!!!! oh that was great

[FLaCo]

LMAO....BEEF OWNAGE!!!!!

[Beefy]

:) oops.

[Olie]

ROFLAMO!!!!1

[Beefy]

well i must say i did have a good night. :) and I wasn't hungover either.

[Raven]

I'll just sit back, and thank GOD that none of my friends I work with (and party with) know about this forum...

Note to self, do not start conversations with Tweak on Friday or Saturday.

[Beefy]

I'll just sit back, and thank GOD that none of my friends I work with (and party with) know about this forum...

Note to self, do not start conversations with Tweak on Friday or Saturday.

:) yeah, it's kinda lucky that I don't.... *looks around* oh damn.. Where's that delete button?

[Olie]

and what were you doing in your sisters bed again?

[Beefy]

she went home early with her BF, so being the annoying prick I am, when I got home me and my other sister's boyfriend decided to play stacks on. :) I literally just ran into her room and flipped onto the bed. :) broke a couple slats on the bottom

[Wiggo's-sister]

Being the good natured person you are, I hope you fixed it for her?:no:

[Wiggo]

Pissed again I see Beffy. :rolleyes2

[Beefy]

Being the good natured person you are, I hope you fixed it for her?:no:

Umm, not exactly. :) It still works.

Originally posted by Wiggo
[B]Pissed again I see

:) And there's something wrong with that?

[WiKed]

thats awesome stuff beefman

keep up the good work

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: