I posted the following in another thread a couple of years ago....enjoy!!
Making assumptions can be dangerous but I'm going to assume that certain members have a good sense of humor.
Q: profJim, what is your reference brand of TP? 
A: Any 2-ply, scented, quilted brand that I have.
Q: Is one to assume this is to be accomplished using fresh off the roll, dry and FMF, sheets?
A: Use whatever makes you happy. FMF? flow microfluorometry?
Parsec said "Filters restrict air flow a lot, at least 50%."
This sounds high but it might be true.
The attached picture isn't quite what I have in mind, but it shows the fan's airflow.

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