mehs a lot razzed up

[amd_man2005]

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[minibubba]

I do love self-induced public humiliation :rofl:

[minibubba]

hmm, I think I'll lock this so amd_man can't come back and edit it :laugh:

[Beefy]

If you lock them, people can still edit... However, if you quote what he says, then he can't change it in your post... ;)

[minibubba]

howdys to yall here! meh is a bit razzle daZZLED tonities!if ya carnt alrwdy tekk a1redy. darmed freinds parties get me hit meh 1st boozeabeer

beefycakes dont dlte this me musta see wtf meh is like drukner tan a dgo

I do love self-induced public humiliation :rofl:

wassat pozed to meen

good point beefy

[Beefy]

Well, when I get comments like " i wnat my dma traed bak " and " if andy focker makes some thread about a msn log...delte it....i hit my first boozaroni tonight...and it show slike a mofo " , then I gotta let it go. :)

BTW, who is 'andy focker'? :rofl:

[minibubba]

(22:07:19) Josh: howdy thar ya bloody southerner
(22:07:52) MiniBubba: rofl, what's up man
(22:08:03) Josh: magical potion drink.
(22:08:29) MiniBubba: oookkk....
(22:08:35) Josh: umm
(22:08:55) Josh: ya knoww.......party......story go from thar
(22:09:24) MiniBubba: lol cool
(22:11:12) ***Josh shouldnt be on here in this bloody bloddy hellacious state of sanity
(22:11:39) MiniBubba: lol, what did you drink?
(22:12:00) ***Josh says he isnt sure it messes me up tho
(22:12:22) ***Josh hopes i is OK morrow mornin
(22:12:31) MiniBubba: rofl
(22:12:59) ***Josh need finish choc. twinkies 4 skool...\
(22:13:02) ***Josh will brb
(22:13:13) MiniBubba: lol
(22:13:16) ***Josh lives in a yellow submarine
(22:17:36) ***Josh says if i make any dumbass posts tonight DLETE THEM
(22:17:47) Josh: cause me knows me will
(22:18:06) MiniBubba: LOL, then just stay away from the forums
(22:18:11) Josh: //me cant
(22:18:13) ***Josh cant
(22:18:18) MiniBubba: lol
(22:18:39) ***Josh needs to go do some "stuff" "stuff"
(22:19:41) Josh: stuffity.
(22:19:55) Josh: that werd kix ace
(22:20:13) Josh has closed the conversation window.
(22:21:50) ***Josh thins tif i posed to stay from the twon than shall me hit teh oac?
(22:22:21) MiniBubba: rofl, dude I can't even read that...
(22:22:41) ***Josh says lemmeh tyr gain
(22:23:10) ***Josh thinks tif me pozed to say from town shold i hti teh oca?
(22:23:53) MiniBubba: how about neither ...but on the other hand, no one would know what you were typing anyway
(22:23:57) Josh: /mew says me muts og somewhea
(22:24:47) Josh has closed the conversation window.


(22:32:27) Josh: blodoy ntufukcs
(22:32:39) MiniBubba: huh?
(22:32:56) ***Josh coludnt riset
(22:33:14) MiniBubba: what did you do...
(22:33:44) ***Josh ddi nthin
(22:34:04) MiniBubba: oh, I see it now...
(22:34:49) MiniBubba: I think I leave it so everyone can laugh at you tomorrow
(22:35:14) ***Josh sys lagh at who
(22:35:49) MiniBubba: who? read you post and I think ya know
(22:35:56) ***Josh siht
(22:36:49) Josh: /mne wlli lugh ta mehowndubm self
(22:37:09) MiniBubba: huh? ...dude waht are you on?
(22:37:36) ***Josh wil lagh @ meh pwn damn sefl
(22:40:50) Josh has closed the conversation window.
(22:42:05) Josh: hye
(22:42:10) Josh: u blody southern bloke
(22:42:12) MiniBubba: LOL
(22:42:58) MiniBubba: tomorrow I want you too go back and read it so you can see why public drunkeness is illegal... for your own good LOL
(22:43:36) Josh: shta
(22:43:46) Josh: morrow si fockin tests
(22:44:37) Josh: i wnats it unlokeded
(22:45:02) Josh: just qout ti ike beffycakers sid
(22:46:55) Josh has closed the conversation window.
(22:48:27) Josh: damn beffo is ez ot sawy
(22:48:38) Josh has closed the conversation window.
(22:50:44) MiniBubba: lol, dude you are my entertainment for the night
(22:51:42) Josh: errr....aye
(22:52:04) MiniBubba: so what did you drink?
(22:52:17) Josh: ermmm.....sum mixa shat at teh partay
(22:53:25) ***Josh sys trill lgos are kwl ass hell
(22:54:06) Josh: beffyo is a bloody damn bloke
(22:54:18) Josh: he mde meh a dunken mastea
(22:54:53) MiniBubba: rofl, ya I know
(22:56:51) Josh has closed the conversation window.
(22:57:54) MiniBubba: lol, I think I should post the log on TT, what do ya think?
(22:58:08) Josh: fock nah
(22:59:54) ***Josh is so focked..4ppl meh hsa talkied to
(23:03:08) MiniBubba: do anything stupid yet?
(23:03:19) Josh: err
(23:03:34) Josh: i tink my lunix part. is gnoe
(23:03:52) MiniBubba: rofl, how did you do that?
(23:04:04) Josh: nah fockin ida
(23:04:16) Josh: btu it dnot sow up at boot
(23:07:16) Josh: so its fokked
(23:08:09) Josh has closed the conversation window.

[Andy]

I am andy focker :D (aparently), and i have some very incriminating stuff in my MSN logs :D

involving lemonparty, the /me thing, and amd_man2003 being 200lbs of pure hulk :confused:

[minibubba]

andy focker dem logs sow pu mehll ave ya arse

what about my 'arse' ...I don't want to get left out :rofl:

[Beefy]

amd_man2003: oh shat
amd_man2003: ya is skemin ya bastad
amd_man2003: ffockity fock
amd_man2003: hey netballs focker
Beefy: *****
amd_man2003: howdy bkole
amd_man2003: hwos da ****niz goin
amd_man2003: wft is meh a btch fer?
Beefy: what
amd_man2003: wft?
amd_man2003: is meh a bithc fer?
Beefy: what
amd_man2003: u cald meh a biatch
amd_man2003: wot fer
Beefy: what
amd_man2003: danmit
Beefy: what?
amd_man2003: YOU CALLD ME A *****
amd_man2003: Y ?
Beefy: what?
amd_man2003: ah focker it
amd_man2003: beffy focker.

[Andy]

haha yes it is :D

this is amd_man2003 last night learning how to use the /me command :)

NOTE: he was sober at the time of the chat

[01:45] * Andy ams teh bored
[01:45] Josh: * wtf
[01:45] Josh: how did you do tyhat?
[01:45] Josh: * h
[01:45] * Andy ams teh magical
[01:46] Josh: andy
[01:46] Josh: is a tupid****
[01:46] Josh: :P
[01:47] * Andy ams teh smrtist persun in teh whole intire universe
[01:47] Josh: **** he isnt
[01:47] * Andy likes talking about himself int he third person
[01:47] Josh: *
[01:47] Josh: *
[01:47] Josh: "
[01:47] Josh: ""
[01:47] Josh: WTF
[01:47] Josh: <>
[01:48] * Andy laughs at amd_man_2k3 (lame name btw :p) at trying to get the 3rd person thing working :p
[01:48] Josh: make me a new name gthen.
[01:48] Josh: :p
[01:48] * Andy laffs at you
[01:48] * Andy laffs at you
[01:48] * Andy laffs at you
[01:49] * Andy thinks josh is a poopoo head
[01:49] * Andy says josh is a wee wee
[01:50] * Andy thinks josh has gone silent cos he can't figure out the simple command
[01:50] Josh: lmao
[01:50] Josh: lmao
[01:50] Josh: lmao
[01:50] Josh: lmaop
[01:50] Josh: lamo
[01:50] Josh: lamo..thats a word i forgot abotu
[01:50] Josh: lol
[01:50] Josh: * m
[01:51] Josh: how the ****
[01:51] Josh: +k
[01:52] * Andy things josh is still having dificulty finding the / me command
[01:52] Josh: / me
[01:52] Josh: /me
[01:52] Josh: / DAMN?
[01:52] * Andy poo j00
[01:52] Josh: oh damn to hell
[01:52] Josh: //
[01:52] * Andy
[01:52] Josh: / /
[01:52] Andy: /me
[01:53] * Andy
[01:53] Josh: /me
[01:53] Josh: /Josh
[01:53] Josh: /Andy
[01:53] * Andy says bahahaha
[01:53] Josh: /Josh/
[01:53] Josh: \?
[01:53] Josh: DAMN
[01:53] * Andy says its VERY FRIKIN SIMPLE!!!
[01:53] * Andy says you almost had it
[01:53] * Andy says by one character
[01:54] * Andy
[01:54] Josh: /*Josh
[01:54] * Andy laffs @ you
[01:54] Josh: well damn it all to Mexico
[01:54] Josh: /*/
[01:54] Josh: //
[01:54] Josh: //Josh
[01:54] Josh: /Josh*
[01:55] * Andy says cos mexico is really really... damnable :-\
[01:55] * Andy asks josh if he wants help finding the command
[01:55] Josh: YES!
[01:55] * Andy says it so very simple
[01:56] Josh: /* Josh
[01:56] Josh: **
[01:56] Josh: **me
[01:56] Josh: */me
[01:56] * Andy says type "foreward slash, eeeemmmmmmm, eeeeeeeeeeee, space, message"
[01:56] Josh: / mememem
[01:56] Josh: /,
[01:57] Josh: "/
[01:57] Andy: oh ffs!!!
[01:57] Josh: /,e
[01:57] Andy: type this w/o the first space
"/ me is a poo head"
[01:57] * Josh is a moron
[01:57] Josh: /me
[01:57] Andy: tehre you go
[01:57] * Josh is
[01:57] Josh: /Andy is a dumbass
[01:58] * Andy thinks josh is a bit FRIKING SLOW!!!!
[01:58] Josh: /says Andy is dumb
[01:58] Josh: /me
[01:58] * Josh says
[01:58] * Josh says your stupid ****
[01:58] * Andy KNOWS josh hasn't use IRC much
[01:58] * Josh damn right i dont
[01:58] * Andy says and you call yourself a geek?!?!
[01:59] * Andy says HOW DARE YOU?!?!?
[01:59] * Andy says josh eats teh poo poo and wee wee
[01:59] Andy: oh this deserves to go onto bash....
[02:02] Josh: ?
[02:02] Andy: the whole you learning to use the / me command
[02:02] Josh: oh ho
[02:02] Josh: :p
[02:03] Andy: you just wait
[02:05] Andy: hmmm...
[02:05] Andy: have to try and make it small
[02:06] Andy: soooo hard to...
[02:06] * Josh thinks andy is a stupid****l
[02:06] Josh: /you is
[02:06] Josh: damn
[02:06] Josh: thought maybe i could getnit work like i was you
[02:06] Josh: :)
[02:07] Andy: uhhh would you like to repeat that for those who don't read/speak josh/amd_man2k3(lame name btw..)-anese
[02:07] Andy: :p
[02:07] Josh: now
[02:07] Josh: damn kangaroo screwer :?P
[02:08] Josh: im just gonna go daumb on purpose now :p

[Andy]

Now here is the lemonparty and 200lbs of pure hulk bits
In this part of the log, he's pissed:

[12:36] * Josh is singing we al **** in a blue submarine
[12:36] Josh: lmao
[12:36] Josh: sorry, im a little out of it tonight :DS
[12:36] Andy: just a little?!?!
[12:37] * Josh maybe
[12:37] * Josh is finally in a good mood again :)
[12:37] * Josh had been pissed lately
[12:37] * Josh likes talking like this
[12:37] * Josh is hungy
[12:38] * Josh is making chocolate covered twinkiies
[12:38] Andy: btw: VNC doesn't do sound or moving images very well...
[12:38] * Josh knows, he realized that afterwards
[12:38] * Josh forgot
[12:39] Andy: Josh ams teh dumb**** ?:p
[12:39] * Josh could be mixed for a druggie tonight
[12:39] * Josh also could be called adrunk beefy
[12:39] * Josh is mesed up
[12:39] * Josh is bash materialisticm
[12:39] Andy: when you said
[12:37] * Josh had been pissed lately
was that pissed off or pissed?
[12:40] * Josh got denied....but josh worked things out
[12:40] * Josh was pissed off and pissed
[12:41] * Josh is a fukkin moron
[12:41] Andy: i concur
[12:41] * Josh does too
[12:41] * Josh is singing again
[12:42] Andy: now if you excuse me, i'll sit here waiting for my pages to load on my 28.8k capped cable
[12:42] * Josh singing: We all hate in a purple submarine, purple submarine, purple submarine
[12:42] * Josh says haha my 46.6k dialup kicks your ass
[12:43] Andy: thats good josh
[12:43] * Josh says why is it capped?
[12:43] Andy: cos i went past 3gb
[12:44] * Josh says downloading pron i supose?
[12:44] Andy: nope, i save all that for when were on the cap
[12:44] * Josh says send me some
[12:44] Andy: ok, hold on
[12:44] Andy: i have to find somehting that will suit you
[12:44] * Josh says i was just kiddin
[12:45] Andy: but i'm serious :)
[12:45] Andy: link to lemon party - not safe for public forum
[12:45] * Josh is off of it for someone special'sm orders ..josh is amazed at what power women behold
[12:45] * Josh says WTF
[12:46] Andy: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:46] * Josh thinks your one sick *******
[12:46] Andy: that was in my super comp ****up popup code
[12:46] Josh: god damn
[12:46] Andy: hahaha
[12:46] * Josh says your a bloody moron
[12:47] Andy: your even more of a moron to actually think i was gonna give you porn :p
[12:47] * Josh has to go in the red submarine
[12:47] * Josh has some "business" in the submarine to take care of
[12:47] * Josh likes "Things"
[12:47] Andy: owww i don't need to know
[12:47] Andy: take to your pin with a pincussion?
[12:48] * Josh says hell no
[12:48] Andy: you don't want to prick yourself now :p
[12:48] * Josh is coffhorcoffnycoff cause that picy
[12:49] * Josh has something to add to the collection now YAY!!!
[12:49] * Josh will brb
[12:49] Andy: ............
[12:49] * Josh says if this ends up on TT ill kick your ass
[12:49] Andy: nah... just bash :D
[12:50] * Josh thinks you cant tell i had my first el boozearooni tonight
[12:50] Andy: or the admin forum where you can't touch it :p
[12:50] * Josh will brb
[12:53] * Josh is one sexy mohta ****a
[12:54] * Josh is 200lbs of pure hunk
[12:54] Andy: josh is 200lbs of pure ****
[12:55] * Josh is beastly
[12:56] * Josh masturbates to himself
[12:56] Andy: josh likes beastilaity
[12:56] * Josh is sooo not right
[12:56] * Josh says damnit if this gets out.
[12:57] * Josh will kill you
[12:57] Andy: oh, you can trust me with it *COFF*

[minibubba]

the last little bit:

(23:12:01) Josh: blokey hell
(23:12:29) Josh: ya diry southan modda fudda *******
(23:12:37) MiniBubba: lol, what?
(23:12:55) Josh: danmit
(23:13:24) Josh: meh si a dbmu fukkered up
(23:13:35) MiniBubba: lol, yes...
(23:15:02) Josh: oh blody fockersticks
(23:15:18) MiniBubba: now what?
(23:15:25) Josh: im fokked
(23:15:46) Josh: 1worder from beffocakers Beefy: *****
(23:16:44) MiniBubba: so is beefy the ***** or you?
(23:16:55) Josh: ats wot eh called meh
(23:17:11) MiniBubba: now why would he do that?
(23:17:22) Josh: ho me no idea
(23:17:38) MiniBubba: why don't you ask him?
(23:18:41) Josh: the bkole not 'spondin
(23:18:56) MiniBubba: hmm, i wonder why...
(23:19:28) Josh: posinally meh is clewles
(23:22:40) MiniBubba: you? clueless? never would have guessed...
(23:23:25) Josh: belh
(23:24:21) Josh: dmn men neds some vilad
(23:24:36) Josh: meh gotten a foggin headache
(23:24:40) MiniBubba: vilad?
(23:24:47) Josh: avil
(23:24:58) Josh: shat
(23:24:58) Josh: advil
(23:25:15) MiniBubba: ya I bet... try some water
(23:25:26) MiniBubba: new at this huh?
(23:25:33) Josh: errrr
(23:25:39) Josh: foist tma
(23:26:07) MiniBubba: looks like you over did it for a first time lol
(23:26:21) Josh: jus a ill
(23:26:30) Josh: lil
(23:28:21) Josh: focker to hell
(23:28:41) Josh: andy focker guna ptu hsi dmn log
(23:30:19) MiniBubba: you should be more careful next time
(23:35:19) The conversation has become inactive and timed out.
(23:41:20) Josh: meh arse shold rellyrely goes to bed
(23:41:52) Josh: butt2fockwitit
(23:42:04) MiniBubba: what?
(23:42:11) Josh: huh
(23:47:06) Josh has closed the conversation window.
(23:55:16) Josh: amd_man2003: i is gonta go to fockin bed....get teh ****r ova with
(23:55:39) Josh: l8r sodden focka
(23:56:28) Josh: type type type type type
(23:56:47) MiniBubba: yes, go sleep it off, I'm sure you'll feel just fine in the morning (laughing to myself)
(23:56:54) Josh: ermm
(23:57:00) Josh: ya mmkies
(23:57:03) Josh has closed the conversation window.
(23:57:03) Josh logged out.

[The__tweaker]

I think someone could use aprox 4 gallons of strong black coffee in order to sober up..

:laugh:

[kane2g]

Wow, I talked to him, but no such weird conversation.
I must have gotten lucky :D