View Full Version : What your car says about you

11-05-2003, 11:49 AM
> BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust): I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas
> business student
> BMW 7 Series: I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire
> of my car
> BMW 850i: I have so much money it literally makes people vomit
> Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection
> Morris Mini: I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
> Mitsubishi Magna: I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
> Holden Commodore VL: I like being reminded my" big Aussie six" is
really a
> Skyline motor
> Suzuki Swift GTi: I can't wait to get off my "P" plates
> Mazda RX-7: I can't afford a Porsche
> Mazda RX-2: I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
> Mazda RX-3: I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
> Holden Sandman: I saw Mad Max 367 times
> Holden Berlina: I'm a very good Amway salesperson
> Holden Statesman: I'm a pimp
> Holden Statesman HSV: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
> Holden Commodore GTS-R: I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is
> slow old codger
> Volkswagen Kombi: I'm leading a militia to overthrow the government,
> this is a car bomb.
> Toyota Corona: I teach fourth grade special education
> Holden Gemini: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
> Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like
> Super bikes
> Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like
> Super bikes or GTRs
> Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX
> Mitsubishi Lancer GSR: This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
> Toyota Celica SX: I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won
> WRC, like on the ads
> Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims): I enjoy having people slow to
> I pull up behind them
> Suzuki Sierra: I will start Year 11 this year
> Suzuki Vitara: I will start Year 12 this year
> Nissan EXA: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
> convertible at all
> Toyota Corolla KE: I have just graduated and have no credit rating
> Hyundai Excel 1: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
> Hyundai Excel 2: I'm a receptionist and this is my first car
> Ford Taurus: I'm sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
> Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
> Toyota Tarago: I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my
> looks like a wombat
> Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop
> days a year
> Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
> Lamborghini Diablo: I only have one testicle
> Fiat X-19: This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari
> Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an
> autograph
> Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
> Mazda MX-5: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
> MGB: I am dating a mechanic
> MGF: I've just dumped a mechanic
> Mitsubishi Starion: I don't know what it means either
> Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
> Holden Commodore VN: I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid
> Adidas store
> Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs: I have a switchblade in my sock
> Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch ****
> Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to
> Subaru Liberty: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
> Isuzu
> Subaru Outback: I never learnt how to drive, but AWD does it for me

> Camira: So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe
> on it
> 1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic.
> Impreza WRX: I'm a herd animal
> Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
> Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends.
> VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90)
> Hyundai Excel: I'm going to increase its performance with a rear wing
> Toyota Camry Wagon: I'm the new breed of Volvo drivers
> 2002 Monaro: I have no idea about cars, but all my rev head mates
think I
> a hero.
> Ford Laser: I don't have a choice
> 351 GT: I like people from the next suburb to know when I'm coming
> Suzuki GTi: I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to R&B
> Mercedes-Benz A160: Look! It has Mercedes badges!
> Hyundai Accent: At least it's not an Excel
> Commodore VK: Come steal my car, it's not as if the key's any ****ing
> different
> Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would
> me.
> Suzuki Mighty Boy: You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being
> greedy.
> Subaru Impreza RX: My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend it's a
> Suzuki Swift Extreme: I'm too stingy to pay GTi insurance
> Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
> Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won't know this isn't the 4WD
> version..
> Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like crap, goes like ****,
> you just can't kill the *******.
> Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an
> original Nismo sticker!
> R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..
> R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
> R33 Skyline: I bought a Skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the
> one?
> R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
> Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo.
> wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
> VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possession would not be
> stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you?
> Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last
> Holden VN Commodore: I have 13 kids and receive indigenous payouts
> government
> Saab 9000 Turbo: I'm in a mid life crisis and can't afford a WRX
> Mercedes E Class: My name can not easily be pronounced by anyone with
> English as a first language
> Ford Maverick: It's a Nissan... really it is
> Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a
> before but I think it would be fun
> Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a
> cruiser
> VT-VX Clubsport: I just wanted one... like 50,000 other people did
> HSV Senator: I'm not a very good pimp (see Statesman)
> Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash
> Commodore S: $8000 for spoilers is worth it, I swear
> Astra Convertible: I'm an over paid sales woman with a wanky title
> "Account Manager"
> Toyota Lowlux: Totally defeats the purpose of a Ute but my mates think
> fully sick
> Ford AU Falcon: Built Ford Rough
> BMW X5: My car will never ever see dirt
> BMW 3 Series: It's got BMW badges... and its more common than
> police eating souvlaki
> Audi TT: It's almost a Porsche...

11-05-2003, 02:06 PM
528i :thumb:

11-05-2003, 05:34 PM
LMAO, I cried. this is too funny!
BTW I saw Mad Max 376 times, thats a typo.

I just wonder what you got to say bout Silvia/180sx, Pulsar, and SupraTT.
BTW I love the 300zx one! :rofl: :rofl:

11-05-2003, 05:44 PM
herm... my car wasent up there
i htink that is a good thing

11-05-2003, 08:00 PM
Go the Laser!

11-06-2003, 06:52 PM
Funny shyte, but, than that's why I ride a '51 Harley PanHead.....and drive a '67 Pontiac G.T.O 6.5 litre 427 HighOutPut with a 4 speed muncie top loader trannie/9" Dana Positraction rear end....Stocker

11-07-2003, 05:35 AM
heh dammn nice car,

i dirve a torana, pulls mid 13's had Lots of work done to do
its my daily driver tho it is a ***** to dive all the time cause of the cam,

RP Racing
11-10-2003, 09:57 AM
heh dammn nice car,

i dirve a torana, pulls mid 13's had Lots of work done to do
its my daily driver tho it is a ***** to dive all the time cause of the cam,

I had a Torana back in 88 when I lived in Melbourne. POS couldnt get out of its own way.:laugh:

11-11-2003, 06:47 AM
heeeeeeey that's not very nice about the e-series'


11-12-2003, 10:34 AM
ohh yeah my car is better than all of yours.. i have a purple grey monte carlo, with purple stars on the side w/stripes, 4 ft CB antena, aaannd police sirens..HAHA beat that..ohh yeah and the tranny is dropped on it.haha yeah this car is a piece and im a guy and my friends rag on me all the time for the PoS purple..god im ashamed of my car..does anybody have a gun by anychance..anyone:snip:

RP Racing
11-12-2003, 11:36 AM
..god im ashamed of my car..does anybody have a gun by anychance..anyone:snip:

What caliber would you like?

.300win mag
.460weatherby (BIG CANNON:shoot3: )
.50BMG (have access to a friends if ya wanna try 2000yd shots:shoot: )
.475wildey mag


11-12-2003, 11:06 PM
mmmm so many choices..welll ok, shoot me in my left knee with that 50bmg then come alot closer and shoot me a lot with the .22 all over, theeeeeen shoot the other knee with the 30-06 and finish me off with the 9mm...sounds good..THANK YOOOOOU ohhh and do me a favor and fil my car with 50 cal. holes and set it on fire...you guys can fight over teh cb antena if you want..HAHA:thumb:

11-22-2003, 07:54 PM
I remeber being in 4th grade special ed but i don't think i ever taught it. :confused:

11-23-2003, 07:07 AM
A while ago I saw a list that explained what car brand names stand for...ie: Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
Anyone have it or know where I can find it ?

11-23-2003, 07:25 AM
Found a good list here (http://funmansion.com/html/What-Car-Names-Really-Mean.html)

ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC -All Makes Combined
AMC -A Major Cost
AMC -A Mutated Car
AMC -A Morons Car
AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented
AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
BMW -Big Money Waste
BMW -Big Money. Why?
BMW -Big Money Works
BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
BMW -Bring Many Wrenches
BMW -Brings Me Women
BMW -Brings More Women
BMW -Broken Money Waster
BMW -Broke My Wallet
BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW -Brutal Money Waster
BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings
EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
FIAT -Flats In All Tires
FIAT -Found In A Trench
FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD -Fault Of R&D
FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
FORD -First On Recall Day
FORD -First On Race Day
FORD -First On Road to Dump
FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
FORD -Found On Russian Dump
FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot
GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
G. M. -General Maintenance
G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
G. M. -Garbage Motors
G. M. -Generally Miserable
G. M. -Grossley Misconceived
G. M. -Gluteus Maximus
GMC -Garage Man's Companion
GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC -Generic Made Chevy
GMC -German Milk Cow
GMC -Get More Chicks
GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
GMC -Got More Crap
GMC -Great Mountain Climber
GMC -Great Motor Car
HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
IROC -I Race Other Cars
IROC -I Run Over Critters
IROC -I Run Off Cliffs
IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
IROC -Italian Resting On Console
IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA -Killed In Action
KIA -Kills In Accidents
LTD -Long Term Debt
LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
LTD -Little Tin Dream
LTD -Last Try from Detroit
LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
LTD -Long Time Driving
MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
M.G. -Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races
MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust
MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust
MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing
MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running
MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW -Virtually Worthless
VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense

11-29-2003, 01:07 AM
> Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to

This is true...

11-29-2003, 08:58 AM
BMW M3 4DR that gets the shyte kicked out of it everyday.

Big. Mouthed. Whitey.

M3= My 3 business's