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    > BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust): I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas
    > business student
    >
    > BMW 7 Series: I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire
    length
    > of my car
    >
    > BMW 850i: I have so much money it literally makes people vomit
    spontaneously
    >
    > Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection
    >
    > Morris Mini: I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
    >
    > Mitsubishi Magna: I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
    >
    > Holden Commodore VL: I like being reminded my" big Aussie six" is
    really a
    > Skyline motor
    >
    > Suzuki Swift GTi: I can't wait to get off my "P" plates
    >
    > Mazda RX-7: I can't afford a Porsche
    >
    > Mazda RX-2: I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
    >
    > Mazda RX-3: I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
    >
    > Holden Sandman: I saw Mad Max 367 times
    >
    > Holden Berlina: I'm a very good Amway salesperson
    >
    > Holden Statesman: I'm a pimp
    >
    > Holden Statesman HSV: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
    >
    > Holden Commodore GTS-R: I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is
    a
    > slow old codger
    >
    > Volkswagen Kombi: I'm leading a militia to overthrow the government,
    and
    > this is a car bomb.
    >
    > Toyota Corona: I teach fourth grade special education
    >
    > Holden Gemini: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
    >
    > Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like
    Jap
    > Super bikes
    >
    > Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like
    Jap
    > Super bikes or GTRs
    >
    > Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX
    >
    > Mitsubishi Lancer GSR: This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
    >
    > Toyota Celica SX: I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won
    the
    > WRC, like on the ads
    >
    > Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims): I enjoy having people slow to
    60kph
    when
    > I pull up behind them
    >
    > Suzuki Sierra: I will start Year 11 this year
    >
    > Suzuki Vitara: I will start Year 12 this year
    >
    > Nissan EXA: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
    > convertible at all
    >
    > Toyota Corolla KE: I have just graduated and have no credit rating
    >
    > Hyundai Excel 1: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
    >
    > Hyundai Excel 2: I'm a receptionist and this is my first car
    >
    > Ford Taurus: I'm sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
    >
    > Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
    >
    > Toyota Tarago: I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my
    car
    > looks like a wombat
    >
    > Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop
    280
    > days a year
    >
    > Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
    >
    > Lamborghini Diablo: I only have one testicle
    >
    > Fiat X-19: This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari
    >
    > Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an
    > autograph
    >
    > Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
    >
    > Mazda MX-5: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
    truck
    >
    > MGB: I am dating a mechanic
    >
    > MGF: I've just dumped a mechanic
    >
    > Mitsubishi Starion: I don't know what it means either
    >
    > Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
    >
    > Holden Commodore VN: I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid
    an
    > Adidas store
    >
    > Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs: I have a switchblade in my sock
    >
    > Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch ****
    >
    > Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to
    me
    >
    > Subaru Liberty: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
    than
    > Isuzu
    >
    > Subaru Outback: I never learnt how to drive, but AWD does it for me

    > Camira: So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe
    money
    > on it
    >
    > 1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic.
    >
    > Impreza WRX: I'm a herd animal
    >
    > Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
    >
    > Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends.
    >
    > VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90)
    >
    > Hyundai Excel: I'm going to increase its performance with a rear wing
    >
    > Toyota Camry Wagon: I'm the new breed of Volvo drivers
    >
    > 2002 Monaro: I have no idea about cars, but all my rev head mates
    think I
    am
    > a hero.
    >
    > Ford Laser: I don't have a choice
    >
    > 351 GT: I like people from the next suburb to know when I'm coming
    around
    >
    > Suzuki GTi: I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to R&B
    music
    >
    > Mercedes-Benz A160: Look! It has Mercedes badges!
    >
    > Hyundai Accent: At least it's not an Excel
    >
    > Commodore VK: Come steal my car, it's not as if the key's any ****ing
    > different
    >
    > Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would
    laugh
    at
    > me.
    >
    > Suzuki Mighty Boy: You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being
    > greedy.
    >
    > Subaru Impreza RX: My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend it's a
    Rex!
    >
    > Suzuki Swift Extreme: I'm too stingy to pay GTi insurance
    >
    > Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
    >
    > Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won't know this isn't the 4WD
    Turbo
    > version..
    >
    > Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like crap, goes like ****,
    but
    > you just can't kill the *******.
    >
    > Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an
    > original Nismo sticker!
    >
    > R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..
    >
    > R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
    >
    > R33 Skyline: I bought a Skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the
    slowest
    > one?
    >
    > R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
    >
    > Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo.
    No
    > wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
    >
    > VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possession would not be
    easily
    > stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you?
    >
    > Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last
    week.
    >
    > Holden VN Commodore: I have 13 kids and receive indigenous payouts
    from
    the
    > government
    >
    > Saab 9000 Turbo: I'm in a mid life crisis and can't afford a WRX
    >
    > Mercedes E Class: My name can not easily be pronounced by anyone with
    > English as a first language
    >
    > Ford Maverick: It's a Nissan... really it is
    >
    > Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a
    motorbike
    > before but I think it would be fun
    >
    > Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a
    land
    > cruiser
    >
    > VT-VX Clubsport: I just wanted one... like 50,000 other people did
    >
    > HSV Senator: I'm not a very good pimp (see Statesman)
    >
    > Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash
    >
    > Commodore S: $8000 for spoilers is worth it, I swear
    >
    > Astra Convertible: I'm an over paid sales woman with a wanky title
    like
    > "Account Manager"
    >
    > Toyota Lowlux: Totally defeats the purpose of a Ute but my mates think
    I'm
    > fully sick
    >
    > Ford AU Falcon: Built Ford Rough
    >
    > BMW X5: My car will never ever see dirt
    >
    > BMW 3 Series: It's got BMW badges... and its more common than
    Melbourne
    > police eating souvlaki
    >
    > Audi TT: It's almost a Porsche...
    Cameron "Mr.Tweak" Wilmot
    Managing Director
    Tweak Town Pty Ltd

  • #2
    528i :thumb:

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    • #3
      LMAO, I cried. this is too funny!
      BTW I saw Mad Max 376 times, thats a typo.

      I just wonder what you got to say bout Silvia/180sx, Pulsar, and SupraTT.
      BTW I love the 300zx one! :rofl: :rofl:

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      • #4
        herm... my car wasent up there
        i htink that is a good thing

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        • #5
          Go the Laser!
          TT Original

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          • #6
            Funny shyte, but, than that's why I ride a '51 Harley PanHead.....and drive a '67 Pontiac G.T.O 6.5 litre 427 HighOutPut with a 4 speed muncie top loader trannie/9" Dana Positraction rear end....Stocker
            Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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            • #7
              heh dammn nice car,

              i dirve a torana, pulls mid 13's had Lots of work done to do
              its my daily driver tho it is a ***** to dive all the time cause of the cam,

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pcmodware.com
                heh dammn nice car,

                i dirve a torana, pulls mid 13's had Lots of work done to do
                its my daily driver tho it is a ***** to dive all the time cause of the cam,
                I had a Torana back in 88 when I lived in Melbourne. POS couldnt get out of its own way.:laugh:

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                • #9
                  heeeeeeey that's not very nice about the e-series'

                  damnit.
                  SileNceR, Messenger of the Dark and the Night. To post quality, or not to post at all, THAT is the Question - Never again ask what can my post count do for me besides increasing my ego, but instead ask what can I do to help someone else!
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                  • #10
                    ohh yeah my car is better than all of yours.. i have a purple grey monte carlo, with purple stars on the side w/stripes, 4 ft CB antena, aaannd police sirens..HAHA beat that..ohh yeah and the tranny is dropped on it.haha yeah this car is a piece and im a guy and my friends rag on me all the time for the PoS purple..god im ashamed of my car..does anybody have a gun by anychance..anyone:snip:

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cpt.Crappy
                      ..god im ashamed of my car..does anybody have a gun by anychance..anyone:snip:

                      What caliber would you like?

                      .300win mag
                      .480rem
                      .454casaul
                      .460weatherby (BIG CANNON:shoot3: )
                      .223rem
                      .50AE
                      .50BMG (have access to a friends if ya wanna try 2000yd shots )
                      .30-06
                      .303
                      9mm
                      .44mag
                      .40
                      12g
                      .308
                      .30-40krag
                      .475wildey mag
                      .22
                      .30-30
                      7mm-08
                      .243
                      .375H&H

                      Well?:D

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                      • #12
                        mmmm so many choices..welll ok, shoot me in my left knee with that 50bmg then come alot closer and shoot me a lot with the .22 all over, theeeeeen shoot the other knee with the 30-06 and finish me off with the 9mm...sounds good..THANK YOOOOOU ohhh and do me a favor and fil my car with 50 cal. holes and set it on fire...you guys can fight over teh cb antena if you want..HAHA:thumb:

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                        • #13
                          I remeber being in 4th grade special ed but i don't think i ever taught it. :confused:

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                          • #14
                            A while ago I saw a list that explained what car brand names stand for...ie: Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
                            Anyone have it or know where I can find it ?
                            SPAM Special Ops

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                            • #15
                              Found a good list here

                              ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
                              AMC -All Makes Combined
                              AMC -A Major Cost
                              AMC -A Mutated Car
                              AMC -A Morons Car
                              AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
                              AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
                              AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented
                              AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
                              AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
                              AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
                              BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench
                              BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder
                              BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
                              BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
                              BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
                              BMW -Big Money Waste
                              BMW -Big Money. Why?
                              BMW -Big Money Works
                              BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
                              BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
                              BMW -Bring Many Wrenches
                              BMW -Brings Me Women
                              BMW -Brings More Women
                              BMW -Broken Money Waster
                              BMW -Broke My Wallet
                              BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder
                              BMW -Brutal Money Waster
                              BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
                              BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
                              BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
                              BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
                              BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
                              BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
                              BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
                              CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
                              CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
                              CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
                              CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
                              CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
                              CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
                              CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
                              CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
                              CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
                              CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
                              CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
                              CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
                              DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
                              DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
                              DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
                              DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
                              DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
                              DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
                              DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
                              DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings
                              EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
                              FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
                              FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
                              FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
                              FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
                              FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
                              FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
                              FIAT -Flats In All Tires
                              FIAT -Found In A Trench
                              FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
                              FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
                              FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
                              FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
                              FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
                              FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
                              FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
                              FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
                              FORD -Fault Of R&D
                              FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
                              FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
                              FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
                              FORD -First On Recall Day
                              FORD -First On Race Day
                              FORD -First On Road to Dump
                              FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
                              FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
                              FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
                              FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
                              FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
                              FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
                              FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
                              FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
                              FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
                              FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
                              FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
                              FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
                              FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
                              FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
                              FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
                              FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
                              FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
                              FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
                              FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
                              FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
                              FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
                              FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
                              FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
                              FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
                              FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
                              FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
                              FORD -Found On Russian Dump
                              FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
                              FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
                              FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
                              FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
                              FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
                              FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
                              FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
                              FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
                              FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
                              FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot
                              GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
                              G. M. -General Maintenance
                              G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
                              G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
                              G. M. -Garbage Motors
                              G. M. -Generally Miserable
                              G. M. -Grossley Misconceived
                              G. M. -Gluteus Maximus
                              GMC -Garage Man's Companion
                              GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars
                              GMC -Generic Made Chevy
                              GMC -German Milk Cow
                              GMC -Get More Chicks
                              GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
                              GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
                              GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
                              GMC -Got More Crap
                              GMC -Great Mountain Climber
                              GMC -Great Motor Car
                              HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
                              HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
                              HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
                              HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
                              HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
                              HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
                              IROC -I Race Other Cars
                              IROC -I Run Over Critters
                              IROC -I Run Off Cliffs
                              IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
                              IROC -Italian Resting On Console
                              IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
                              JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
                              JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
                              KIA -Killed In Action
                              KIA -Kills In Accidents
                              LTD -Long Term Debt
                              LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
                              LTD -Little Tin Dream
                              LTD -Last Try from Detroit
                              LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
                              LTD -Long Time Driving
                              MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
                              MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
                              MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
                              M.G. -Money Guzzler
                              MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
                              MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
                              MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
                              MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races
                              MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust
                              MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust
                              MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing
                              MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
                              MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running
                              MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs
                              MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
                              NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
                              NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
                              OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
                              OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
                              OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
                              OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
                              OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
                              PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
                              PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
                              PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
                              PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
                              PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
                              PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
                              PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
                              PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
                              PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
                              PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
                              SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
                              SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
                              SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
                              SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
                              SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
                              SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
                              SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
                              SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
                              SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
                              TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
                              TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
                              TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
                              TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
                              TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
                              VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
                              VW -Virtually Worthless
                              VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
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