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Wordbiker
01-04-2004, 04:24 PM
Classic lie :devil win OK, here's the game (I did this in chat once and was rolling.....when chat was still free on MSN :cry: ) Just post a lie, any lie. It can be a classic like the above, something you heard/saw/read that was untrue, something you said once yourself.....anything, as long as it's false. For instance:
"I did NOT have sex with that woman..."
"The moon is made of green cheese"
"You won't feel a thing..."

minibubba
01-05-2004, 01:58 AM
My dog ate my homework

Wordbiker
01-05-2004, 02:03 AM
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you..."

minibubba
01-05-2004, 02:18 AM
I'm only here to help you

SearanoX
01-05-2004, 02:20 AM
What!? This cannot be! I am invincible!!*

*Right before a villain dies.

Wordbiker
01-05-2004, 02:21 AM
"Macs rule"

minibubba
01-05-2004, 02:22 AM
"Trust Me"

Wordbiker
01-05-2004, 02:23 AM
"I swear honey, those panties are my sister's"

SearanoX
01-05-2004, 02:24 AM
God, you people post fast.

"Don't worry, being shot doesn't hurt. It'll be so fast you won't even feel it."

Wordbiker
01-05-2004, 02:27 AM
"Oh yes, it gets 24 MPG city, 34 MPG highway miles"

SearanoX
01-05-2004, 02:29 AM
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

minibubba
01-05-2004, 02:36 AM
I already gave you the money

SearanoX
01-05-2004, 02:40 AM
"I did not have sexual relations with that garbage can."

Wordbiker
01-05-2004, 03:16 AM
"It was only driven once a week to church by a little old lady from Pasadena..."

Wordbiker
01-05-2004, 03:20 AM
".....and those benchmark scores are all on air cooling..."

amd_man2005
01-05-2004, 03:27 AM
I swear that benchmark isn't Photo-chopped. My FX5200 scored that, I swear!

SearanoX
01-05-2004, 03:35 AM
If that was real, then I'd hate you. :p

"I didn't sleep with her. She only stripped and gave me a lap dance. That's it."

Wordbiker
01-05-2004, 03:49 AM
"No..." (In response to the perennial question:"Do I look fat in this?")

Wordbiker
01-06-2004, 08:09 AM
"Dude, you will NEVER fill that 160GB harddrive...."

amd_man2005
01-06-2004, 08:11 AM
"Dude, you will NEVER fill that 160GB harddrive...."

Psht, gimme a week

Wordbiker
01-06-2004, 08:12 AM
Psht, gimme a week
Ummmm....did you read the topic of this thread? :confused:

dryadsoul
01-08-2004, 04:46 PM
But, I swear the check's in the mail:crazy:

Wordbiker
01-08-2004, 04:53 PM
"If you keep doing that your eyes will STAY that way!":wow:

Kay
01-11-2004, 07:03 AM
I will still respect you in the morning :rolleyes2

minibubba
01-11-2004, 07:09 AM
I'll call you.

Wordbiker
01-11-2004, 07:13 AM
"You were the best...ever!"

Kay
01-11-2004, 07:34 AM
See you later

Wordbiker
01-11-2004, 07:35 AM
"Size doesn't matter"

Kay
01-11-2004, 07:38 AM
Can never have enough

minibubba
01-11-2004, 10:40 AM
"I'm not lying!"

dryadsoul
01-11-2004, 05:35 PM
"Would I lie to you?"

Radicus
01-11-2004, 05:36 PM
Really, she's 18..

Kay
01-15-2004, 08:13 PM
not to mention the check is in the mail :D

minibubba
02-16-2004, 08:59 AM
I'm innocent, honest! wings:

dryadsoul
02-16-2004, 09:24 AM
The postage expired:p

minibubba
02-16-2004, 09:27 AM
I'll be right back...

dryadsoul
02-16-2004, 01:04 PM
I left my wallet in my divorce lawyers pants

minibubba
02-16-2004, 01:11 PM
I'll just have one beer tonight... :hammer:

dryadsoul
02-16-2004, 01:23 PM
He's buyin' this round: party ha

minibubba
02-16-2004, 01:31 PM
I'll pay you back later ;)

dryadsoul
02-16-2004, 01:40 PM
Just 20 more till payday:laugh:

minibubba
02-16-2004, 01:50 PM
"I promise" :hammer:

dryadsoul
02-16-2004, 03:02 PM
The tax return is over due:blah:

minibubba
02-16-2004, 03:03 PM
that's what she said, i swear!

dryadsoul
02-16-2004, 03:23 PM
but the church really did need a new confessional, god'll co-sign for mewings:

Wiggo's-sister
02-28-2004, 09:08 PM
I'll never meet another one like you!

minibubba
02-29-2004, 02:01 AM
You're the best I've ever had!

dryadsoul
02-29-2004, 03:45 AM
You rock my world, when's diner?

calcrazy
03-15-2004, 02:34 PM
You will always be in my heart

minibubba
03-15-2004, 02:48 PM
of course i remember you!

dryadsoul
03-15-2004, 04:13 PM
But, honey, she said she was from the Health Department.

System Glitch
03-15-2004, 04:20 PM
you set off the metal detector, honey, we're required to give you a strip search

dryadsoul
03-15-2004, 04:37 PM
This will hurt you more than it does me.

System Glitch
03-15-2004, 04:47 PM
you wont be the only girl there, honest..

*you wouldn't believe how often i here that one...*******s* *sigh*

dryadsoul
03-15-2004, 04:53 PM
Trust us, we know what's best for you.


*So, SG, is it than safe to assume, you're female? Nought that it matters*

System Glitch
03-15-2004, 04:58 PM
There's no alcohol in this, it's ok...

*yep, that would be a safe assumption. I take it that is a rare thing on these forums? It has been on every other tech site i visit...*

dryadsoul
03-15-2004, 05:19 PM
The Doctor says it'll make you sronger.

*On the main boards, maybe. But, not so here in the Beer Garden*

System Glitch
03-15-2004, 05:22 PM
i don't take viagra :roll:

*i'll be on the main forums too, so i guess i know what to expect...*

dryadsoul
03-15-2004, 05:29 PM
What do you mean by padded cell?


*Doubtfull as we keep a pretty tight rein on Sm^cktards here at TT*

minibubba
03-16-2004, 02:06 AM
I never lie

*I take a personal intrest in smacktard removal, you need not fear :twisted:

dryadsoul
03-16-2004, 02:12 AM
Your account seems to have been inadvertantly misplaced........

minibubba
03-16-2004, 02:12 AM
we don't charge extra for that service

dryadsoul
03-16-2004, 02:19 AM
Your card will be returned when your account is properly serviced.....

minibubba
03-16-2004, 02:20 AM
you look great!

dryadsoul
03-16-2004, 02:32 AM
Have you ever considered going pro?

minibubba
03-16-2004, 03:02 AM
don't call us, we'll call you...

dryadsoul
03-16-2004, 04:01 AM
A repairman is in route now.

minibubba
03-16-2004, 04:06 AM
...will be there within the hour

dryadsoul
03-16-2004, 07:40 AM
if you'ld like to listen to our extensive Barry Manilow collection while you wait for the next available operator press 1 now

minibubba
03-18-2004, 12:28 AM
the discount will show up on your next bill

System Glitch
03-19-2004, 01:32 PM
you look great in that dress :roll:

Wiggo's-sister
03-19-2004, 08:07 PM
Why thank you sir! :D

dryadsoul
03-23-2004, 03:33 PM
And the APR will never increase

amd_man2005
07-08-2004, 12:33 PM
Runs great!

dr_sharp
07-13-2004, 12:57 PM
"Probably the EGR valve... just bring her in Monday and we'll have her ready for you in the evening..."

StormyWeather
12-30-2004, 01:04 AM
Not now I have a head ache!!