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FrodgE
12-04-2001, 07:15 PM
Well I just finshed a 5 year robotics degree and am now a fully qualified unemployed bum.

Anyone wanna gimme a job ???? Anyone ???



oh well, until then :beer:

Olie
12-04-2001, 07:43 PM
ssorry

no openings here

FrodgE
12-04-2001, 09:01 PM
Don't need a personal butler ?


:cackle:

Kay
12-04-2001, 09:02 PM
Do you work for free? :D :angel:

FrodgE
12-05-2001, 09:34 AM
I'm sure we could come to some kind of "arrangement" !


:laugh:

Slamo
12-05-2001, 09:39 AM
I will be a butler for you Kay


FOR FREE


Only condidtion, Cable internet for me, UNLIMITED HAHAHAHAHA


Deal?

Olie
12-05-2001, 09:40 AM
$5 an hour for my private butler????

hmmmmmm :?:

Kheldar
12-05-2001, 09:51 AM
Looks like we are gonna have 3 traineeships going here shortly - interested in more schooling?

Olie
12-05-2001, 09:55 AM
heas has had like 20yrs of school already :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

FrodgE
12-05-2001, 09:59 AM
5 bucks eh ??

BARGAN !

what about $ 7.50 ?

Kheldar
12-05-2001, 10:03 AM
only 20 years :D

I'm up around 23 Years

Olie
12-05-2001, 10:04 AM
5 bucks eh ??

BARGAN !

what about $ 7.50 ?

bit low on cash ATM
sorry thats a bit high

Slamo
12-05-2001, 10:08 AM
13 years of schooling here :D

Mr. C
12-05-2001, 10:12 AM
13 years of schooling here :D

What primary school was that?
J/K

Kheldar
12-05-2001, 10:18 AM
What primary school was that?
J/K

yeah - he actually ment kindergarden

Slamo
12-05-2001, 10:23 AM
Aren't we all funny buggers. Well I bet not one of you can beat me at Physics

Olie
12-05-2001, 10:25 AM
hehehehhehe

roflamo! kheldar

i would put money on it that you would beat me at physics!
I GOT LIKE AN E+ THIS SEMESTER :cry:

Albinus
12-05-2001, 10:48 AM
i would put money on it that you would beat me at physics!
I GOT LIKE AN E+ THIS SEMESTER :cry:

So I'm somewhere inbetween....... I got a D+ for senior Physics - due to my own laziness :cry: :cry: :cry:

FrodgE
12-05-2001, 02:13 PM
only did one semester of physics and that was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in 1st year. Can't remember a thing about it...


E=mc^19/4*17.827326 - 3.1415

actually that also might be wrong

Olie
12-05-2001, 04:07 PM
LOL!!!!!


hahahaha
i thinkthat you maybe wrong as well

and good luck on finding some work

Anonymous
12-05-2001, 04:47 PM
Yep, good luck in finding some work. I'm sure you'll have no problems in the IT industry! :thumb:

FrodgE
12-05-2001, 05:01 PM
well that's just it, it's pretty dead at the moment. Around here anyway, especially for graduates


:(


oh well, that's why we have drinks
:beer:

...pity I can't afford too many of 'em !

Slamo
12-05-2001, 05:20 PM
PI = 3.141592654

Memorised it one day

e = 2.718281828

Olie
12-05-2001, 07:05 PM
what the hell does "e" stand for?
E is energy
Ee=1/2kx^ (^=squared)
Ek=1/2mv^
Ep=mgh

WOHOO! i can't believe i remebered that

FrodgE
12-05-2001, 08:21 PM
Memorised it one day

e = 2.718281828
... as you do !



it's some natural constant thingy.... whatever !


y = e^x <--> x = Ln y
(Ln = natural log)

hope that clears things up !
(don't ask 'cas I don't know !)

Kay
12-06-2001, 04:31 AM
I will be a butler for you Kay


FOR FREE


Only condidtion, Cable internet for me, UNLIMITED HAHAHAHAHA


Deal?
Got your own computer? As there aren't enough to go round here ;)

Kheldar
12-06-2001, 04:07 PM
e = 2.718281828459

I used to know it 30 places

Mr. C
12-06-2001, 04:13 PM
e = 2.718281828459

I used to know it 30 places

I bet that came in handy:D

Wiggo
12-06-2001, 04:14 PM
Especially when he wanted to eat something that he would be arrested for. :cackle:
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Beefy
12-06-2001, 05:43 PM
e is the constant used when working out logarithmic equations...

god damn, specialist maths and physics is not a good combination.. you remember far too much.,.. :)

Big Hairy Jimbo
12-06-2001, 06:16 PM
Well I went to the school of hard knocks, which started 9 months before I was born.:afro:

Kay
12-06-2001, 06:30 PM
Welcome Big Hairy Jimbo......... good nick :eek:

Big Hairy Jimbo
12-06-2001, 06:35 PM
Welcome Big Hairy Jimbo......... good nick :eek:

Thankyou for the welcome. Now back to my daily waxing regime!
Hmmmm, how much wax am I gonna need FOR THAT!!:eek:

Kheldar
12-06-2001, 06:46 PM
you really are sick :D

Wiggo's-sister
12-06-2001, 07:06 PM
Welcome hairy..........:?: buy it by the drum do ya???

Kay
12-06-2001, 08:17 PM
Must be into pain.............waxing ouch :eek:

Wiggo's-sister
12-07-2001, 03:10 AM
maybe he likes pain :?:

Dlab
12-07-2001, 03:40 AM
Thought i got lost and switched threads......from Math and Physics to "hi there are you into waxing and pain."


Hummm........happiness= Waxing +:eek: :crazy: :hammer: :cantfocus :cry: :eek: ...peat X to the Yx's= shiny smooth <=> e=2.7....and so on<=>:angel: +:devil:

or something like that:?:

Kay
12-07-2001, 04:23 AM
Thought i got lost and switched threads......from Math and Physics to "hi there are you into waxing and pain."


Hummm........happiness= Waxing +:eek: :crazy: :hammer: :cantfocus :cry: :eek: ...peat X to the Yx's= shiny smooth <=> e=2.7....and so on<=>:angel: +:devil:

or something like that:?: We were just being sociable and welcoming a new member :crazy:

Big Hairy Jimbo
12-07-2001, 06:02 AM
Well thankyou ALL for such a warm welcome. I appreciate the open arms approach.


Hmmmmm, I've just run out of wax. I wonder if fly paper would do the job?????:confused: I might have to get the flies off it first though.

Kay
12-07-2001, 08:13 AM
Can't help but be nice to a fellow Leo :D and don't worry about the flies..... they wont mind :angel:

Wiggo's-sister
12-07-2001, 02:05 PM
Us Leo's are just such nice ppl :cackle:

JealousMidget
12-07-2001, 02:40 PM
Whatever you say, Sis...

:wave: to Jimbo

Wiggo's-sister
12-07-2001, 03:35 PM
" pokes out tongue to J/M" :confused:

JealousMidget
12-07-2001, 04:04 PM
That wasn't very nice. You keep that up and you are gonna hurt my feelings... okay probably not. :p

Wiggo's-sister
12-07-2001, 04:12 PM
"puts tongue back in mouth" :cry:

JealousMidget
12-07-2001, 04:17 PM
Oh don't go crying about it, ya big silly :p

Wiggo's-sister
12-07-2001, 04:20 PM
ok, trying not too ;)

FrodgE
12-07-2001, 07:56 PM
hmmmmm.... maybe I could be a bikini waxer ????

:D :D :D :D



... and B.H.J., that don't include you ! Sorry, you know how it is !

Wiggo
12-07-2001, 08:01 PM
Gee I bet he'll be disappointed about that. :(
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Beefy
12-07-2001, 08:12 PM
i'm sure he's terribly disappointed... not.. :D

Wiggo
12-07-2001, 08:17 PM
But how can ya be so sure? :?:
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Beefy
12-07-2001, 08:19 PM
drunken intuition... :D

Wiggo
12-07-2001, 08:24 PM
Maybe ya need another drink? ;)
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Beefy
12-07-2001, 08:26 PM
nah... got a bucks party tomorrow.. i'll save it for then... :)

Wiggo
12-07-2001, 08:31 PM
Gee so that means no postin' then hey? :D
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Beefy
12-07-2001, 08:38 PM
it's probably for the best.. looking over tonight's efforts..

Wiggo
12-07-2001, 08:40 PM
What effort are ya talkin' about? :confused:
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Beefy
12-07-2001, 08:44 PM
my 100+ posts in less than 4 hours.. mostly drunken ramblings... like this one... and the next...

Wiggo
12-07-2001, 08:46 PM
Now I ask, is that anything different to ya usual? :rolleyes:
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Beefy
12-07-2001, 08:54 PM
my usual hasn't been around for a while.. and i'm usually sober at work when i do the 100+ posts...

Wiggo
12-07-2001, 09:02 PM
What's the dialup puttin' a restriction on ya? :?:
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Beefy
12-07-2001, 09:06 PM
among other things... ;)

Wiggo's-sister
12-08-2001, 05:32 AM
The dial-up was slow, but the downing of the drink was fast :D

JealousMidget
12-08-2001, 06:09 AM
The dial-up was slow, but the downing of the drink was fast :D

and so it should be...

Wiggo's-sister
12-08-2001, 06:43 AM
and it will be again tonight :D

JealousMidget
12-08-2001, 07:37 AM
There is a lot to be said for consistency ;)

Kay
12-08-2001, 07:40 AM
Cheers

and it will be again tonight :D
I will join you tonight then :D cheers :beer:

Wiggo's-sister
12-08-2001, 09:41 AM
Are you planning to come and visit me tonight Kay, coming out to party with me are you???? :beer:

JealousMidget
12-08-2001, 10:38 AM
Ohh Ohh.

can I come, too? :D

:beer: :beer: :beer:

Synthetic
12-08-2001, 10:49 AM
Count me in:D :wave: :beer:

Beefy
12-08-2001, 12:11 PM
not again... :cantfocus

Wiggo
12-08-2001, 12:44 PM
What's this? More pissheads again tonight? :eek:
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Albinus
12-08-2001, 01:06 PM
Us Leo's are just such nice ppl :cackle:

My mother would agree there :D

Grim Reaper
12-08-2001, 01:33 PM
hey wiggo, is there much difference of them bein pissheads @ night & u all day ;) :beer:

Synthetic
12-08-2001, 02:02 PM
Wiggo doesnt usually get wasted tho Grim:beer: :beer:

Kay
12-08-2001, 02:54 PM
Yep ready to party tonight.............whats the bet I end up here alone again...........naturally :cry:

Synthetic
12-08-2001, 05:05 PM
u can post wif me then...till i get kicked out:(

Kay
12-08-2001, 05:07 PM
kicked out of where? :?:

Wiggo
12-08-2001, 05:10 PM
Grim[/size]]
hey wiggo, is there much difference of them bein pissheads @ night & u all day ;) :beer:
Quite a great deal actually. ;)
1/ I can pace myself.
2/ I always remember what happens.
3/ I don't passout.
4/ I don't throw up.
5/ I only wind up happy.
So there. :p
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Wiggo's-sister
12-08-2001, 09:24 PM
Ohh Ohh.

can I come, too? :D

:beer: :beer: :beer:

You may might :D be a bit of travelling involved :?:

Kay
12-09-2001, 06:18 AM
Parties bah!!!!!! Another excuse to drink and have a good time..............(as you can see I am jealous) :cry:

JealousMidget
12-09-2001, 07:41 AM
Actually, I am Jealous. :D

and yes Sis, that would be a bit of travel. I would consider it only the fun would be over by the time I got there. And I would have to be back before i arrived. Hmmm :?:

...all very confusing

Kay
12-09-2001, 07:45 AM
Not nice to throw all these parties in our faces is it JM? :(

JealousMidget
12-09-2001, 08:02 AM
Not a very nice thing to do at all. :cry:

Kay
12-09-2001, 08:08 AM
Maybe we should throw our own party and let everyone know about 2 hours before hand, so they will miss out :( .........but then again the more the merrier :D

JealousMidget
12-09-2001, 08:11 AM
We can tell everyone, except Sis. We will tell here the day after. ;)

Kay
12-09-2001, 08:15 AM
Sorry gotta tell Sis, after all she is my drinking partner :angel:

The Wizard
12-09-2001, 08:28 AM
eewww, i would just stick to duct tape.... :hmph:

Kay
12-09-2001, 08:32 AM
eewww, i would just stick to duct tape.... :hmph:
Huh??????? :confused:

JealousMidget
12-09-2001, 09:25 AM
Huh??????? :confused:

I second that!

FrodgE
12-09-2001, 09:40 AM
well I guess it's do with the B.H.J. thing... remember ?!! Better than fly paper I'm sure !


But back on the party topic, how about one in Melb ??? That's much more convenient (for me) !

:beer:

Wiggo's-sister
12-09-2001, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by The Wizard
eewww, i would just stick to duct tape....

*Raises eyebrows* bondage??????? :eek:

Wiggo
12-09-2001, 10:44 AM
Or keepin' his mouth shut? :?:
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Wiggo's-sister
12-09-2001, 10:52 AM
Maybe he got himself all caught up in the tape and cant answer us :p

JealousMidget
12-09-2001, 10:55 AM
Wouldn't that be a story to tell...:cackle:

Wiggo
12-09-2001, 10:57 AM
Depends on the story he had in mind. :?:
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Synthetic
12-09-2001, 11:00 AM
I dont think i even wanna know:eek:

Wiggo
12-09-2001, 11:03 AM
Why not? It maybe very interestin'. :D
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JealousMidget
12-09-2001, 11:07 AM
Especially if it involves Duct Tape! :thumb:

Wiggo's-sister
12-09-2001, 11:08 AM
???????? will go and find him on Yahoo and ask shall I?
Could be quite an interesting story me thinks :cackle:

Synthetic
12-09-2001, 11:11 AM
If it involves a chick. then by all means...i'd love to hear about it:D ..but if its just him...NOoooooooooo thank u:eek:

Wiggo's-sister
12-09-2001, 11:15 AM
Didnt say I was gonna tell anyone about it :cackle:

Synthetic
12-09-2001, 02:18 PM
dont expect me to try to force it outta ya:drunk:

Kay
12-09-2001, 03:18 PM
Didnt say I was gonna tell anyone about it :cackle: Don't tell every one just me :D and the party is planned for Sis' place, just when i have forgotten :?:

Wiggo's-sister
12-09-2001, 03:27 PM
New Year's Day, sounds good :D

Synthetic
12-09-2001, 04:37 PM
New years day?? i dont think i'll have recovered from New years Eve yet:eek: :beer: :beer:

Wiggo
12-09-2001, 07:43 PM
Why do ya plan on takin' a break in between? :?:
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Synthetic
12-10-2001, 10:23 AM
lol, good point!
the only way to avoid a hangover is.....KEEP DRINKIN:D :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

JealousMidget
12-10-2001, 11:05 AM
lol, good point!
the only way to avoid a hangover is.....KEEP DRINKIN:D :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Amen, brother :beer: :beer: :beer:

Wiggo
12-10-2001, 11:48 AM
What's a hangover? :confused:
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Wiggo's-sister
12-10-2001, 03:05 PM
Can you guys keep the noise down, My head hurts :confused:

Olie
12-10-2001, 03:40 PM
/me yells WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!!?!?! :p

Wiggo's-sister
12-10-2001, 04:35 PM
didn't quite hear you Olie, come again?? :cackle:

Synthetic
12-10-2001, 04:49 PM
What's a hangover? :confused:
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Ask sis. lol:laugh:

Wiggo
12-10-2001, 05:44 PM
Feelin' a bit seedy after the weekend sis? :?:
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Wiggo's-sister
12-10-2001, 06:26 PM
Have been feeling seedy since last weekend, and not from the drink either....lol :?:

Wiggo
12-10-2001, 07:26 PM
Too many late nights maybe? :?:
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Wiggo's-sister
12-10-2001, 07:47 PM
Noooooo..........never. Just a tummy bug :p

MySTiCuSS
12-10-2001, 08:46 PM
Ow ok.....have a BEER :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Wiggo
12-11-2001, 01:49 PM
Yes that's a good idea. :D :beer: :beer: :beer:
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Wiggo's-sister
12-11-2001, 01:57 PM
:rolleyes: Oh, yes, that's a great idea.......

Wiggo
12-11-2001, 02:46 PM
Yep, it is so I better get another :beer:
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JealousMidget
12-12-2001, 06:15 AM
Sorry you aren't feeling well Sis. Just be careful not to yack on your keyboard... or any other important computer bits. :p

Wiggo's-sister
12-12-2001, 01:58 PM
Thanks J/M
Promise I wont make a mess on my comp, couldnt bear to clean it up.....lol :)

JealousMidget
12-12-2001, 03:25 PM
That is a very good motivator! :cackle:

Wiggo
12-12-2001, 04:12 PM
Not to mention that it may short the k/b out too. :drunk:
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Wiggo's-sister
12-12-2001, 06:50 PM
I go through enough k/b's as it is let alone doing that to it
(ask Mr C he always says I have a good supply of em) :D

Mr. C
12-12-2001, 08:42 PM
A nice pile of worn-out keyboards anyway:laugh:

Wiggo
12-12-2001, 11:04 PM
Give half to sis and that way she'll have a supply of backups handy. :D
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Kay
12-13-2001, 05:32 AM
I would like the chance of wearing a keyboard out :cry: :cry: :cry:

Mr. C
12-13-2001, 08:37 AM
I would like the chance of wearing a keyboard out :cry: :cry: :cry:

I think you hold your own around here very well:thumb:

Wiggo's-sister
12-13-2001, 04:27 PM
Not as much as b4 she started working.
I'm missing my off-sider :cry:

JealousMidget
12-13-2001, 05:01 PM
Not as much as b4 she started working.
I'm missing my off-sider :cry:

ok, what is an "off-sider?" These Ausssie-isms are killing me. :p

Wiggo's-sister
12-13-2001, 05:29 PM
off-sider = someone how helps you with your tasks

JealousMidget
12-13-2001, 06:04 PM
Ahhh, thank you for the explanation.

:beer: :beer: :beer:

Mr. C
12-13-2001, 06:09 PM
ok, what is an "off-sider?" These Ausssie-isms are killing me. :p

Eventually, I hope to make a translation page on my site.
But I have to discover what "tafe" is to get started.

Hanging out in these parts, I've picked up a bit over time. There were some funny incidents in the earlier days though:laugh:

Wiggo's-sister
12-13-2001, 06:36 PM
TAFE = technical and further education commission

I do know something :D

Mr. C
12-14-2001, 09:15 AM
Thank You WS!!

I'd heard that one several times around here, however I was completely clueless.

Olie
12-14-2001, 09:19 AM
yeah we have uni (collage eqivilent) and below that is tAFE

Wiggo's-sister
12-14-2001, 02:14 PM
Both are still a centre for learning

FrodgE
12-14-2001, 07:07 PM
Both are still a centre for learning

.... but not very much !
:confused:

Wiggo's-sister
12-14-2001, 08:03 PM
depends on whether u want to participate or not :crazy:

Wiggo
12-14-2001, 11:32 PM
Yeah and how much ya really want to learn. :?:
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The Wizard
12-15-2001, 03:59 AM
i learned more in alot of my classes in high school than the ppl who got good grades, i did poorly in grade school. :( oh well!! :D:D:beer: :beer:

Kay
12-15-2001, 05:32 AM
TAFE is really good for those who goofed off in school and finally realised when they got into the "real world" education is not such a bad thing :angel:

Wiggo's-sister
12-17-2001, 03:09 AM
:eek: You talking to me, it is good to start getting your brain working again

Kay
12-17-2001, 05:40 AM
:eek: You talking to me, it is good to start getting your brain working again No dear, not talking to you on this one............. You have been out in the real world long enough to have already realised that ;)