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    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
    who was better on his computer. They had been going at
    it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the
    bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to
    set up a test which will take two hours and I will
    judge who does the better job."

    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and
    typed away.

    They moused.
    They did spreadsheets.
    They wrote reports.
    They sent faxes.
    They sent e-mail.
    They sent out e-mail with attachments.
    They downloaded.
    They did some genealogy reports.
    They made cards.
    They did every known job.

    But, ten minutes before1 the time was up, lightning
    suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the
    rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.


    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every
    curse word known in the underworld.

    Jesus just sighed.

    The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of
    them restarted their computers. Satan started
    searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's
    all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all
    his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this
    and became even more irate.

    "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

    (You'll love the punch line....)

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    God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves"
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