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    How to enjoy yourself in a Computer lab

    Introduction:
    Whether in college of high school, computer labs are becoming an integral part of the learning experience. At the same time, it has become easier to pull pranks on other students because of this. If you want to really get someone confused or freaked out try some of our tips.

    Instructions:


    1. If the student at the neighboring computer is using a word processor program open the same on up on your computer. If you can, try to switch the keyboard inputs on both computers (this is easier if you do it before hand). Then when they type something in it will show up on your computer while nothing shows up on theirs. Then start typing things like, "Leave me alone!!!" or "You always hit my keys to hard, be more gentle." This will not only confuse them but they may begin to think the computer has a mind of its own.

    2. Try to put a Nintendo cartridge into the 3.5-inch floppy drive. When it does not fit go to the lab supervisor and ask for assistance.
    3. Bring several large magnets and make sure the lab supervisor sees you with them.
    4. Bring a cordless power saw to the lab. When someone asks what that is for say, "Just in case the compute acts up again."
    5. Attempt to reformat as many of the computers as possible.
    6. Find an online version of the bible. Print out the entire thing and leave the lab (since it will not be done for a few days anyway).

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