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Anonymous
12-18-2001, 09:05 PM
Slamo told me a few weeks ago (after something which happened when he was drunk) that he would never ever drink again - Well Slamo tells me he is on a 3 day bender... Looks like you owe me that $100 after all! ;)

Albinus
12-18-2001, 09:09 PM
So you can spend the $100 down the bottle shop? :?: :D :cackle:

Anonymous
12-18-2001, 09:10 PM
So you can spend the 0 down the bottle shop? :?: :D :cackle:

On Slamo, so he gets really drunk and regrets it again! :D :D :D

Bern
12-18-2001, 10:32 PM
I say that every saturday morning....well not every one but a few :D

Wiggo's-sister
12-19-2001, 03:58 AM
I think most ppl feel that way the morning after a heavy night out on the grog :drunk:

Kay
12-19-2001, 05:12 AM
Pity we are such a betting nation, sorry to hear you lost your $100 bet Slamo :cackle: :angel:

Slamo
12-19-2001, 07:18 AM
A 5 day bender at the moment thank you

Anonymous
12-19-2001, 07:20 AM
Good work, so you've been finding the toilet alright? :D :D :D

jk jk jk jk!!! :clap:

Slamo
12-19-2001, 10:47 AM
i will restrain myself from telling a sor==troy about you on sunday night tweak, i'm sure the forums would find it dishgusting so don't even think about it

Kay
12-19-2001, 02:03 PM
I am wondering do you look anything like you sig atm? :?:

Osiris
12-19-2001, 02:09 PM
I am wondering do you look anything like you sig atm? :?:

I'd be betting on no :).

Wiggo
12-19-2001, 02:24 PM
Get him a bottle of OP Rum and a couple of litres of coke Tweak and see if that will fix him enough. :D
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Olie
12-19-2001, 03:13 PM
why does he need the coke? :confused: :confused: :confused:

get it into him faster with out :p

Kay
12-19-2001, 07:10 PM
Why not go straight for the metho instead :?:

Wiggo
12-19-2001, 07:11 PM
It's a proven fact that the carbonation in mixers causes alcohol to be absorbed into the blood stream faster. :D
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Bern
12-19-2001, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Wiggo
[B]It's a proven fact that the carbonation in mixers causes alcohol to be absorbed into the blood stream faster. :D


Yep...thats what gives beer its get up and go
:beer:

Slamo
12-19-2001, 07:52 PM
I am wondering do you look anything like you sig atm? :?:

Sorry, i was drunk when i posted that

Mr. C
12-19-2001, 08:06 PM
Do cases of beer come with cameras in OZ - as some of you fella's seem to be inebriated in every picture you post of yourselves??:?:

Wiggo's-sister
12-19-2001, 08:33 PM
I dont think I was when I posted mine :confused:
cant remember, maybe I was, then again maybe I wasnt, who knows?????

Wiggo
12-19-2001, 09:09 PM
I know I wasn't when mine was do. :cry:
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Mr. C
12-19-2001, 09:40 PM
I know I wasn't when mine was do. :cry:
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There-there now Wiggo.
Just a bad memory now, it'll be OK:laugh:

Bern
12-19-2001, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by Mr. C
[B]Do cases of beer come with cameras in OZ - as some of you fella's seem to be inebriated in every picture you post of yourselves??:?:

No a bloke brings it around every morning....he's sort of like a milk man only happier :cantfocus

Mr. C
12-19-2001, 09:55 PM
No a bloke brings it around every morning....he's sort of like a milk man only happier :cantfocus

How much kick-back does he get from the photographer:?: :cackle:

Wiggo's-sister
12-20-2001, 03:58 AM
ain't it funny how the milkman always walks away from doing his deliveries with a great big smile on his face :D

Kay
12-20-2001, 05:21 AM
ain't it funny how the milkman always walks away from doing his deliveries with a great big smile on his face :D He does seem to take his time at certain houses doesn't he ;)

Wiggo
12-20-2001, 09:00 AM
Our's doesn't though. :?:
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The Wizard
12-20-2001, 11:19 AM
Do cases of beer come with cameras in OZ - as some of you fella's seem to be inebriated in every picture you post of yourselves??:?:

so true Mr. C, soooo true!! (especially Slamo's pic) :D:D:beer: :beer:

izzfizz
12-20-2001, 11:30 AM
milkmen i thought they only existed in fairy tales :?: :?:

Wiggo
12-20-2001, 11:43 AM
Gee Izzy havn't they got milkmen where ya are yet? :?:
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Bern
12-20-2001, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by izzfizz
[B]milkmen i thought they only existed in fairy tales :?: :?:

No they only exist in cow nightmares......

Kay
12-20-2001, 08:12 PM
We have a milkman, he journeys to our place on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays :angel:

Wiggo's-sister
12-20-2001, 08:38 PM
So does mine, and what a nice butt he has as he jogs off out the door, *ooops who said that* :cackle:

Bern
12-20-2001, 08:39 PM
There goes your butt fetish again W-S :no:

izzfizz
12-20-2001, 08:53 PM
Gee Izzy havn't they got milkmen where ya are yet? :?:
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course not cause i live in tanunda and we dont have a privilage like that we have to get off our ass and get a carton of milk.

:confused: that is what the milkman brings you isnt it:confused:
one more question does the milk come in glass bottles?

Wiggo's-sister
12-20-2001, 09:04 PM
I havent seen glass bottles of milk in years, do they still make em?

Wiggo
12-20-2001, 09:09 PM
Yeah they still do but in very limited quantities and mainly for the specialised varieties. ;)
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izzfizz
12-20-2001, 09:13 PM
so they come in cartons?

Wiggo
12-20-2001, 09:30 PM
Glass bottles, waxed cardboard cartons, tetra paks and the popular PET bottles. ;)
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Bern
12-20-2001, 09:52 PM
I remember when I was a wee nipper and I'd go for a walk through the dairy with my grandfather....he'd proudly point out all the fresh milk carton buds on the vines and say "Yep..It's gunna be a good year for the new tetra-pack seedlings that the CSIRO sent me to test, we might even get a few one litre ones out of this crop"

Wiggo's-sister
12-20-2001, 10:09 PM
:eek: Bern????
you been smokin that silly weed have ya???

izzfizz
12-20-2001, 10:15 PM
Glass bottles, waxed cardboard cartons, tetra paks and the popular PET bottles. ;)
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well im glad we had this conversation arnt u wiggo

Bern
12-20-2001, 10:30 PM
weed?.......whatsthat?

Wiggo's-sister
12-21-2001, 04:23 AM
:?: maybe way too much beer then

Bern
12-21-2001, 05:17 AM
or maybe too much of both hehehehehehehe :devil: :beer:

Wiggo
12-21-2001, 07:30 AM
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well im glad we had this conversation arnt u wiggo
Well I'm glad to hear that you were glad to have that conversation then Izzy. :thumb:

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Kay
12-21-2001, 01:04 PM
our milk comes in fresh plastic bottles Izzy, makes me wonder how they trained the cows to fill them though ;)

Wiggo
12-22-2001, 08:22 AM
Oh my dear me. :eek:
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Bern
12-22-2001, 08:31 AM
Yeah..Its like powdered eggs...god only knows how the chickens lay them....:crazy:

Wiggo's-sister
12-22-2001, 08:31 AM
bit like how they get the cheese in the wrapper, hey?

Kay
12-22-2001, 08:35 AM
It amazes me how they can get just the right amount in :cantfocus

Wiggo's-sister
12-22-2001, 08:40 AM
10 squirts to 100ml?

Kay
12-22-2001, 08:42 AM
think farmers train the milk machines ;)

Wiggo's-sister
12-22-2001, 10:02 AM
........and they do such a fine job of it.

Can remember this farm we used to go to as kids, this guy used to milk the cows and there were 2 squirts to the bucket one to the cat and one for him, direct hits to the mouths too I might add.

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 01:40 PM
On Slamo, so he gets really drunk and regrets it again! :D :D :D


yeah thats one guy who shouldn't be aloud to drink

Wiggo's-sister
01-14-2002, 02:59 PM
I hate that!!!!
:?: Why shouldnt he be allowed to drink?