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drpeterbright
08-25-2002, 03:51 AM
Have you ever thought about asking a really wierd question, but thought you might be embarrased?

Now with "WIERD QUESTIONS" you have your chance to do it and everyone else will do it also. So everyone will be equally embarrased.

You can ask a specific individual a question, but everyone is allowed to comment on the question and give their own answer as well.

New questions may be interjected at any time.


Wierd Question to EVERYONE AT TWEAKTOWN: What are you wearing at this very moment.

drpeterbright
08-25-2002, 03:52 AM
I have shirt, pants, socks and shoes on and nothing else.

stormychef
08-25-2002, 04:10 AM
in loft with bed with laptop and i sleep al naturel...so i am wearing nothing...

drpeterbright
08-25-2002, 04:13 AM
I need to modify my last answer as it is getting quite warm in my office. Be back with you with the update later.

stormychef
08-25-2002, 04:17 AM
the question i want to ask could offend?

drpeterbright
08-25-2002, 04:21 AM
Any question could. Everyone has the right not to answer or say it is offensive. I'd want to know if my question was offensive so I woudn't make the same error in the future.

stormychef
08-25-2002, 04:44 AM
here goes with the question...it's a question of size?
breast for women, ***** for men? :D

drpeterbright
08-25-2002, 04:46 AM
***** size is greatly affected (in my case at least) by stimulation.

stormychef
08-25-2002, 04:51 AM
And what u prefer aswell in others?

drpeterbright
08-25-2002, 04:59 AM
I like to think of myself as an adaptable guy. It's not that I do not appreciate breasts larger than a lemon, but it's not on any priority list with me either. Given the power to make them any size I wanted, I would be in the medium range.

stormychef
08-25-2002, 05:12 AM
me i had to say i look for average size too. and after grabbing myself , my breast fit into my hands perfectly so im handful...

drpeterbright
08-25-2002, 05:13 AM
The old saying was that if it's more than a mouthful it's a waste.

drpeterbright
08-25-2002, 10:15 AM
Well what do you think about extreme large size males?

StormyWeather
08-25-2002, 01:05 PM
Ok since we are on the question about sex.... This one is addressed to you men out there...... Why is it that when having sex a man reaches his exciting point at 5 minutes but with a blow job he can go on for hours????? This I tell you Pisses me off!! But if there are any men out there that can answer this question would really make my day!!! To me thinking as a girl Blow jobs would tend to be more exciting then sex.... I have no friggin clue!!!

drpeterbright
08-25-2002, 01:15 PM
It.s mind over matter.

StormyWeather
08-25-2002, 01:51 PM
Well in that case..... he shouldn't get mad when my teeth accidently bit his ass!!! (laughing)

stormychef
08-25-2002, 02:44 PM
doc's question: i don't think size is of great importance...just like the old saying it isn't the size that counts, it's how you use it...

stormy's question: i can't answer but i have thought about that before too...

drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 12:20 AM
Actually it's pretty much a friction thing and everytime you stop or slow down the process almost "resets" and starts over again. A;so if it's too intense, that can interfere as well. If your partner says faster, he actually means that he's not getting enough stimulation and if he says slower or watch out he means he's getting too much.

stormychef
08-26-2002, 12:33 AM
I believe it takes a while for lovers to learn those things about each other, but if you experiment and talk...the sex is bound to just get better and better...

drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 12:48 AM
There's a lot of "mental" involved in sexual experiences at least for me. My ***** wants to know someone before he is willing to take the plunge and risk his life. There could be teeth in there.

stormychef
08-26-2002, 12:57 AM
I am pretty much the same way...i have to...it's hard to put into words but i guess be connected to whomever i make love to. i mean i throw the word sex around alot but i believe sex is sex.
but i want more than that... does that make sense to you...:p

drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 02:14 AM
You know it does.

drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 06:31 AM
The question boils down to how much effort is each person willing to put into the sex equation and can it be kept up (He He) over time.

StormyWeather
08-28-2002, 12:45 PM
Really I have come to this conclusion: My other half is pretty much a blow job man.... he rather have it then sex..... so when it cums down to sex... he's looking to get it overwith as soon as possible and when it cums to bj's he sits back and enjoys.... Go figure!!

StormyWeather
08-28-2002, 12:48 PM
(The question boils down to how much effort is each person willing to put into the sex equation and can it be kept up (He He) over time.)


HELL NO... ITS LIKE FAUSE ADVERTISMENT.... first year they rock you like a hurricane.... the second... they rock you like a tropical depression.... the third year.... like a rain storm....... the fourth...... your lucky it rains at all

drpeterbright
08-28-2002, 10:48 PM
The old addage is if you put one penny in the jar each time you have sex the first year and take one out each time you have sex after that you will never run out of pennies in the jar. I have proven this one to be incorrect for me.

StormyWeather
08-29-2002, 01:45 AM
I did that once and got so pissed I threw the penny jar....

drpeterbright
08-29-2002, 02:54 AM
Should have stuck the pennies where the sun doesn't shine and that would get his attention.

drpeterbright
08-29-2002, 06:31 AM
If that doesn't get his attention ,slip him some nitrous & call me in the morning.

StormyWeather
08-30-2002, 02:18 PM
Did that too.... slipped some viagra in his drink...... That was pretty funny and it actually worked..... but as life goes..... with the overwhelming since of nitrous around my life if I could give him some whipits I would be in on cloud 9

Wiggo's-sister
08-30-2002, 06:55 PM
Why does the sun shine :?:

drpeterbright
08-30-2002, 09:38 PM
Nuclear fusion

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 01:00 AM
Actually the sun glows more than it shines.

StormyWeather
08-31-2002, 03:28 AM
Why is it that you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway???

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 04:12 AM
Sometimes you do park on a parkway and drive on a driveway, but it's all designed to confuse you.

StormyWeather
09-02-2002, 01:54 PM
oh laughing

drpeterbright
09-03-2002, 12:09 AM
Only 38 more posts to SILVER TWEAKER and it's a holiday.

StormyWeather
09-03-2002, 11:51 AM
Laughing I am working on it.....

drpeterbright
09-03-2002, 11:54 AM
Now you're down to 19.

StormyWeather
09-03-2002, 12:07 PM
heheheh maybe i can do this all tonite lol:crazy:

drpeterbright
09-03-2002, 01:33 PM
No problem, you are there.

Wiggo's-sister
09-03-2002, 08:59 PM
It also give you a couple more notches in ya belt too, didnt doc? :D

drpeterbright
09-03-2002, 09:34 PM
That's why I encourage it for sure.

meihui
09-04-2002, 09:56 PM
Why American man look at chest not at eye

drpeterbright
09-04-2002, 10:12 PM
You really need to figure that one out for yourself, but I guess I'll help out. Their eyes go to where they would like their hands to be.

meihui
09-04-2002, 11:55 PM
me marry before hands on me

drpeterbright
09-05-2002, 09:21 AM
You are very wise young lady.

meijuan
09-05-2002, 12:46 PM
Who are you kidding? She just doesn't know what she is missing.

drpeterbright
09-05-2002, 01:37 PM
Are you sure you are Chinese?

meihui
09-05-2002, 10:46 PM
she sound like she do massagie

drpeterbright
09-06-2002, 04:50 AM
Massage is not always the same in the US as it might be in CHina.

meijuan
09-06-2002, 06:09 AM
She's already missed ahlf the fun in her life. Live a little already.

drpeterbright
09-06-2002, 06:57 AM
What is the largest culture shock for Asians coming to America?

meijuan
09-06-2002, 08:45 AM
How lazy Americans are.

drpeterbright
09-06-2002, 09:27 AM
Well Chinese people work too much & have difficulty enjoying time off.

meihui
09-06-2002, 10:29 AM
work send money to family very poor no food

drpeterbright
09-06-2002, 11:44 AM
Putting family firs is an excellent reason to work hard.

FLaCo
09-06-2002, 12:53 PM
I think likewise

drpeterbright
09-06-2002, 08:59 PM
Your cultural background is also known for the FLACO at least in my experience with Cubanos.

meijuan
09-06-2002, 10:10 PM
If you don't watch out for yourself, what good are you for your family.

drpeterbright
09-07-2002, 12:01 AM
There's truth in that statement, but it can be overdone.

meihui
09-07-2002, 02:07 AM
Many Americans do not hepl family at all. Keep for thelselve

drpeterbright
09-07-2002, 04:23 AM
Not all are that way

meijuan
09-07-2002, 04:59 AM
Why are men frightened of intelligent women?

drpeterbright
09-07-2002, 06:39 AM
Some are unable to deal with their own inadequacies. They want to be superior in strength, monetary assets and intelligence. They want women to be dependent upon them.

meihui
09-07-2002, 07:12 AM
make big play for other Ms. Liu?

drpeterbright
09-07-2002, 08:01 AM
Think I could do better?

meijuan
09-07-2002, 08:37 AM
Am I in the both of your's way here?

drpeterbright
09-07-2002, 09:47 AM
No. Please jump right in.

DaoWay
09-08-2002, 01:28 AM
Perhaps a matchmaking forum would suit this trio - meijuan, meihui & drpb. Reading other threads makes me believe that they are somehow already related. Found picture of drpb's wife in another thread and she appears to be Chinese as well. I wonder if he is the English teacher referred to by these ladies.

Wiggo's-sister
09-08-2002, 08:21 AM
Now that's a very interesting thought:?: but somehow I just don't think your on target :laugh:

meihui
09-08-2002, 09:45 AM
He hit the bullseye we figure it out

DaoWay
09-08-2002, 10:05 AM
I knew it. How are things working out with the English lessons now?

Wiggo's-sister
09-08-2002, 10:49 AM
I'm just wondering what sort of English lessons they're getting:confused:

meihui
09-09-2002, 03:17 AM
So far still have English lessons some one watch make sure I good girl

meijuan
09-09-2002, 04:00 AM
I must protect my investment. He's nice to everyone - that is how he is - don't mistake that for love. It's why we both want him so badly.

drpeterbright
09-09-2002, 05:19 AM
But it has been misinterpreted before. I also have a bad habit of encouraging flirting women because it strokes my ego.

DaoWay
09-09-2002, 05:55 AM
Well you might learn something from this after all.

meihui
09-09-2002, 07:05 AM
no encourage if you no want not fair to me

DaoWay
09-09-2002, 08:39 AM
You are absolutely right Meihui. Be more careful next time.

Wiggo's-sister
09-09-2002, 08:22 PM
We all have slipped up every now and again.http://freeze.mongtastic.be/files/emoticons4u/crazy/520.gif

drpeterbright
09-09-2002, 09:41 PM
I promise not to do it again Meihui.

meijuan
09-09-2002, 11:49 PM
And I'll be watching to make certain that you don't.

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 01:13 AM
You will have everone's attention to your efforts.

meihui
09-10-2002, 02:22 AM
If you me and everyone be good what fun then

meijuan
09-10-2002, 04:57 AM
It will be more fun for you if you have all of your body parts.

meihui
09-10-2002, 10:48 AM
oops iwant all body parts sister.

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 08:37 PM
Here's a wierd question: What does a woman really want in a man. Tell all ladies.

meijuan
09-11-2002, 03:45 AM
What do we want? That's not too difficult to state, but may be difficult for men to emulate.


1. Complete honesty

2. Empathy for others

3. A plan/goal for their life

4. Exceptional intelligence

5. Hard work toward their goals

6. Sufficient libido to meet my sexual needs

meihui
09-11-2002, 08:34 AM
you forget money sister

DaoWay
09-11-2002, 08:33 PM
I doubt that she really forgot it.

meihui
09-11-2002, 09:24 PM
Sister says it's "implied"

DaoWay
09-11-2002, 11:11 PM
Absolutely!

meijuan
09-12-2002, 01:39 AM
Seems crass to list money, but it does influence decisions.

drpeterbright
09-12-2002, 05:03 AM
Especially women's decisions. If a man thinks about it he's automatically a giggilo.

meihui
09-12-2002, 07:56 AM
Man marry woman for money no good man

meijuan
09-12-2002, 09:23 AM
Not always true sister

meihui
09-12-2002, 09:54 AM
OK New wierd question. Why breasts different sizes?

DaoWay
09-12-2002, 10:38 AM
Nutritional differences, genetics and environmental influences.

meijuan
09-12-2002, 08:40 PM
To attract different men

stormychef
09-12-2002, 11:19 PM
:p Well size doesn't come down to proportion of weight or genetics, i pretty sure of that...It it seems irrelevant to whether the woman can have children or not that has nothing to do with size either... I wouldn't know...:p

drpeterbright
09-13-2002, 04:33 AM
It's good that heads don't come in the same variety of sizes that breasts do.

DaoWay
09-13-2002, 06:31 AM
What a picture that gave me.

meihui
09-13-2002, 07:52 AM
Very scarey yes.

meijuan
09-13-2002, 09:29 AM
Why is foot size related to ***** size?

drpeterbright
09-13-2002, 10:31 AM
Something becomes very clear at last.

meihui
09-13-2002, 08:55 PM
It not the same

meijuan
09-13-2002, 09:36 PM
Why does it rain more on the week end than during the week?

DaoWay
09-14-2002, 03:24 AM
Just to frustrate us!

meihui
09-14-2002, 04:48 AM
To catch people who do not get enough baths

meijuan
09-14-2002, 07:00 AM
Only you would think of that sister!

drpeterbright
09-14-2002, 07:36 AM
It doesn't. We just notice it more because it ruins our plans.

DaoWay
09-14-2002, 08:31 AM
That's probably true. It's all perception.

meihui
09-14-2002, 09:17 AM
First we kill all the weathermen

drpeterbright
09-14-2002, 10:04 AM
There would still be the weather channel

Wiggo's-sister
09-14-2002, 01:04 PM
Then would should blowup all the weather stations?

TrickPonY
09-15-2002, 06:57 PM
You know why it rains on the weekends .... so the men get out of cutting the grass!!

Wiggo's-sister
09-15-2002, 06:59 PM
...........and also, the women don't have to do the washing.

TrickPonY
09-15-2002, 07:50 PM
ya that tooooooo.

stormybaka
09-16-2002, 01:32 AM
Just don't wash the car...It always rains when you wash the car...

Wiggo's-sister
09-18-2002, 12:13 AM
That always happens to me, but it pee's me off more if I've had to wash the bus and it rains. It takes me a good 1 1/2 hours to wash that mongrel. :angryfire

pga1234
09-20-2002, 11:29 PM
Why don't you get someone to help you out?

Wiggo's-sister
09-20-2002, 11:47 PM
Everyone does a disappearing act when they know I'm going to do it.

pga1234
09-21-2002, 10:31 AM
lol, just make them do it...

Wiggo's-sister
09-23-2002, 01:35 AM
I just had a great thought!!!!!
Maybe if I stop the bus half way and get the mop, bucket, broom, bucket and soap out b4 I get all the kids home and tell them I'm not going any further until the bus is spotless, maybe they'd bust their asses getting it done for me. Wouldn't take em long to do it, I bet!

pdv
09-24-2002, 12:50 AM
Washing vehicles is a real pain in the (_._)

TrickPonY
09-24-2002, 10:49 AM
I gave up on washing the cars I just let the rain do it for me.... Laughing I should run outside in the middle of a heavy downpoor and throw some soap on the car : party ha

Wiggo's-sister
09-24-2002, 09:52 PM
Why not have a shower out in the rain too.....can you imagine it?
Out there naked as a jaybird, soaping yourself up and the rain stops half way through:laugh:

pga1234
09-25-2002, 12:28 AM
Why not have a shower out in the rain too.....can you imagine it?
Out there naked as a jaybird, soaping yourself up and the rain stops half way through:laugh:

:laugh: That would be pretty funny.

TrickPonY
09-25-2002, 03:52 AM
Well if it would rain hot water I'd be there!

pga1234
09-25-2002, 03:54 AM
O would think it would be hot enough living down in florida. I can't stand the heat.

TrickPonY
09-25-2002, 03:58 AM
Ya it's pretty hot, lately it hasn't been that bad with all the rain and stuff. Laughing when it rains I should hand my daughters a bar of soap and tell em good its raining go take a shower.... call me when you need a towel.... gosh that would save me so much money in water cost since each one of them takes half hour showers.

Stormyweather from tricks puter

pga1234
09-25-2002, 04:14 AM
lol yeah, and while they do that you can take an hour long soak in the tub... (Remember to lock kids outside)

StormyWeather
09-25-2002, 04:36 AM
Laughing... I would get some hot water then.

pga1234
09-25-2002, 04:40 AM
Yeah, that's the point :)

StormyWeather
09-25-2002, 04:41 AM
If only that would work!!

pga1234
09-25-2002, 04:44 AM
:), I think all parents wish the same thing...

StormyWeather
09-25-2002, 05:04 PM
I know I sure do and I also wish for others things.... like cleaning up after themselves, washing there own clothes, and much much more

Wiggo's-sister
09-28-2002, 02:21 AM
Good luck with that dream stormy! :rolleyes2

StormyWeather
09-28-2002, 05:56 AM
ya ok as if that would really work... I gave up along time ago on my dreams

Wiggo's-sister
09-28-2002, 12:14 PM
Yes, but you need to have dreams in life otherwise there wouldn't be much to look forward too.

StormyWeather
09-28-2002, 06:34 PM
Ohhh I have dreams....... laughin just dont think they will ever come true

Wiggo's-sister
09-28-2002, 08:29 PM
I don't think many ppl's dreams come true, only some of them some of the time.

StormyWeather
09-29-2002, 06:52 PM
Why is it so hard to wake someone up after they passed out cold in the truck...... Ive tryed shakkin, but nuthin/..... ive tryed everything..... I have been drinking IM not passed out. This is not pair.... im going on strike!!

stormybaka
10-05-2002, 02:19 AM
Dreams never come true....
If you must know why...It's simple...:D
The way I see it; once a dream comes true,
it isn't a dream anymore.
A dream is a dream for the fact it is a dream.
I wrote this when I was a kid...So who knows
what I was thinking back then...I was in Year 4.

To dream a dream of dreamers,
A trance in time untold,
An hallucination of Utopia,
To aspire to a goal,
It's a fantasy to aspire,
Apparition, dream to never quite hold,
So I will dream the dream of dreamers,
And strive to untold goals...

Kay
10-05-2002, 10:55 AM
I dunno If you don't dream what do you look forward to :?:

bigjackusa
10-05-2002, 12:49 PM
Kay

I don't really know you (read some of your old post though) but I know you were recently ill. Glad to see you prevailed against it and wish that any additional recovery be speedy and not too unpleasant.

But as for dreams, I think that it is only those people we see as "driven" that perceive their dreams as future reality. I think most people's dreams are more a form entertainment. A pleasent diversion.

Kay
10-05-2002, 01:34 PM
Jack.........unfortunately dreams are all some ppl have..............thanks for your well wishes and stick around we shall become friends soon enough :kay:

StormyWeather
10-07-2002, 07:27 PM
Thinking if I didnt dream of stuff I would not get them. I dont live a life in a fairy tale thinking Oh I wish for a million dollars and run out and play the lotto thinking Im going to win. But most of the things I wish for come true it may just take some time but that is whats the fun outta of it.

stormybaka
10-07-2002, 10:56 PM
:D speaking of dreams I wrote a poem when i was in year 4...
I will share i with you.

To dream a dream of dreamers,
A trance in time untold,
An hallucination of utopia,
To aspire to a goal,
It's a fantasy to aspire,
Apparation, dream to never quite hold,
So I will dream the dream of dreamers,
and strive to untold goals...

StormyWeather
10-08-2002, 12:58 AM
:clap: :clap: :clap: ahhh that was very pretty stormy!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

stormybaka
10-08-2002, 01:19 AM
:o Thanks! I got an 'A' for that...:thumb:

StormyWeather
10-10-2002, 04:39 AM
Why is it that Beefy never post anymore in the beer garden??? is it because post are not being counted anymore ?????

Kay
10-10-2002, 11:38 AM
Stormy its only the BG games that don't show any increase in post counts.................and yes Beefy does seem to becoming a dirty stop out...........:cry:

Wiggo's-sister
10-10-2002, 11:09 PM
I think he's loosing his sense of humour. :(

stormybaka
10-10-2002, 11:54 PM
:D Never should lose that, what's life without it...:p

StormyWeather
10-11-2002, 06:31 AM
Ya I know Kay.... but is that the reason he dont post here no more???

Kay
10-11-2002, 11:21 AM
Could always try argueing..............he does like a good arguement :angel:

StormyWeather
10-11-2002, 05:00 PM
Tappin finger.... I could always say he is to sarcastic.... think that would work to start an arguement....

stormybaka
10-11-2002, 06:00 PM
Just try the direct approach...

:scream: "HEY BEEFY, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE" :D

StormyWeather
10-11-2002, 06:24 PM
Beefy is too afraid to play with the girls!!! hehehehe

stormybaka
10-11-2002, 09:18 PM
Okay is it a good thing that I was given a link to the smileys?...
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Thud.gif

StormyWeather
10-12-2002, 04:27 AM
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/lilly/laugh1blue.gif I think we should both ask WS that question

stormybaka
10-12-2002, 04:37 AM
Yeah I thinks we both are possibly having a little too much fun with the smileys...:p

http://216.40.241.68/contrib/ruinkai/lightingzapA.gif

Both Stormy's strike...:laugh:

Kay
10-12-2002, 10:23 AM
Well it is in the games section............so have funhttp://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/party/fest03.gif

stormybaka
10-12-2002, 10:28 AM
Good Morning Kay...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Flowers.gif

I was awake again all night "me bad" time for breakie...bbl

Kay
10-12-2002, 12:29 PM
Good morning.......poor girl awake all night again :( try a really boring book it sould put you to sleep in a little while...........may I suggest the book For thr Term of His Natural Life.................all though its so boring you can't put it down thinking something has to happen sooner or later) :kay:

stormybaka
10-12-2002, 12:44 PM
:cry: I don't own any boring books...
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Thud.gif

StormyWeather
10-12-2002, 05:01 PM
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/xerx/MODhappychevelle2.gif going for long drives usually works for me!!

stormybaka
10-12-2002, 05:39 PM
hahahaha! I sold my car...I travel by bike everywhere...Actually I posted a pic of it somewhere...:p
I can't wait till I get's a motorbike though...hehehe!

http://freeze.mongtastic.be/files/emoticons4u/trans/fahr38.gif

StormyWeather
10-14-2002, 04:12 PM
Ahhh those types of bikes are dangerous in the wrong hands

stormybaka
10-17-2002, 07:36 PM
It's not a weird question pace, but a question none the less...:p Have you ever met a person whom you both care for beyond your imagination but hate just as much?...:confused:

StormyWeather
10-18-2002, 06:51 AM
Well StormyB welcome to the world of LOVE!! Yes it is so possible to love someone and hate them all the same!! I have this deep passion for Trick but at the same time I hate the livin crap outta him!! You gotta love it!! Besides I love fighting with trick cuz makin up is sooooooooooooooooo good

stormybaka
10-18-2002, 08:11 AM
Who knows he may be the guy who will kick this fear of committment outta me...:p

StormyWeather
10-19-2002, 04:57 AM
Commitment isn't such a bad word... its the other C word that is "CONTROL" once they think they can do that is when I go over the edge!! I bring out the:http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/waffen/waffen031.gif and it is almost proven to be http://smilies.networkessence.net/otn/violent/sprite11.gif

Wiggo's-sister
10-20-2002, 01:44 AM
I don't know what the word commitment means. http://members.hn.ozemail.com.au/smiley66/smiles/cold.gif

stormybaka
10-20-2002, 02:41 AM
Well, all I know is if the committment or love thing comes up I avoid the topic or get sarcastic and then usually avoid or hurt the person who bought it up...

Wiggo's-sister
10-20-2002, 02:59 AM
Thats my thoughts exactly :thumb:

stormybaka
10-20-2002, 03:11 AM
*sigh* So it's not unsual way of thinking then...

Wiggo's-sister
10-21-2002, 01:43 AM
Well we all tend to do that. It's just a way of not letting ourselves get hurt.

stormybaka
10-21-2002, 02:00 AM
:o That makes it seem like cowardly and childish behaviour or maybe that is the preconception innate of my damn parents...:confused:

Wiggo's-sister
10-22-2002, 01:10 AM
:no: Now don't go cussing your parents.
It's not cowardly, it just how we react and protect our feeling from being hurt.

stormybaka
10-22-2002, 01:30 AM
Oy! that's right your a mom...
I do somewhat respect my mom, it has taken alot of hard work to work out our differences, so I guess what I said was half humourous and somewhat serious...um! I think I might avoid the topic of parents on this forum...:p

StormyWeather
10-22-2002, 06:31 AM
Stormyb have you been hurt before in a relationship? Its funny when you mention the commitment thingie, Commitment in my life doesn't really effect me that much, however! I once broke up with a guy that treated me like I was gold.... because he said to me "these words I hate more then life" ... :::: I don't know what I would do without you::::: man those words make the hair on my arm stand up.... shortly after that I left him... but really is wasn't for those words! those words just stood there in my head day after day: but what words did get me and drew the line was: him one day when we were ummm doing the nasty, he started singing The Rolling stones song: I can't get no satisfaction: Ewwww that did it!! That threw me over the deep end!! First of all it was me not getting none due to his very very very...... very very itty bitty tiny you know what! So with those 2 sentences he was HISTORY!! Found my new boytoy and have been there since!!

stormybaka
10-22-2002, 03:42 PM
My best friend says that I delibrately avoid getting close to people because of fear of me hurting them...And in regards to relationships the more I think about it...I think a few things contribute to the committment prob...a couple would be 1.my fiance f*****g my friend, 2. a dead guy, 3. an ex that wasn't truthful about his wife and 3 kids and on the day I went to leave, **** hit the fan.(police report talks about that event.) It actually is a bad feeling to know that not only where you seeing someone's husband but there where kids involved...

Kay
10-22-2002, 09:56 PM
Not your fault there Stormyb...............his...............been there been the wife with kids, only thing was she knew I was around.........btw not talking about Wiggo here :cry:

StormyWeather
10-23-2002, 05:30 AM
I know the feeling too: Ohh so very well... I was 14 when I met what at that time was the love of my life!! He was older then me by 7 years. When I was 16 he asked me to marry him and I said yes!! We set the date to be Feb 14th. I thought the world of this guy!! He was everything to me!! He treated my like gold but never did I exspect what was to come: All of a sudden he wasn't coming around as much as he use to; he use to come over everyday. Then he would call me and tell me to get dress we were going out. I would get all dress up putting on makeup and fixing my hair... waiting and waiting he never showed up!! His excuses and excuses and me being so quick to believe him. One day I was eating at a resterant with my parents when I seen him walk threw the door. He was with some of his family and this girl I didnt know. I walked over to the table and hugged him and looked at the reaction of the girl sitting beside him. He took me outside and told me this story.... that she was a friend of the family that he use to date and for me to go home and wait for him. Me being so stupid and all I did that. He comes over to my house a little later feeding me this story and of course I bought it hook line and sinker. He said that she just came from Columbia and that he said that when he dated her along time ago that she had a kid with him but its over now. Anyways we went on with our business... but things were getting alittle stranger and stranger. Finally the day that I have been waiting for was coming near... we had went out and started picking our house out for once we were married finally we found the perfect house that needed alot of work. I worked on that house scrubbing to toilets and cleaning everything painting the house and all. Now the days are coming closer.... when its 3 days before we were to get married... when I went to the house and knocked on the door cuz it was locked when she answered it... My heart fell to the floor.... that is when I found out that just the day before he had married her. I was in such anger that outside was a pill of bushes that just a few days before i had cut down and in that pill was a beer bottle... I picked it up and cracked it on the ground and almost killed that lady... i stabbed her in the neck with the bottle missing her main vain by inches when he ran out and grabbed me..... that was it for me!! That guy was not worth me spending the rest of my life in jail over I ran home and hid afraid that the cops were going to arrest me. Do you know that jurk had the nurves to come to me saying he loved me and that he only married her so she could stay in the country so he could see his son!! I didnt buy that line


Wow what is it with me and the big a$$ post... laughing you guys are going to think im crazy.... maybe I am... But me and anger dont mix well!! specially when my emotions are in the middle!!

But after all it really took me along time to even trust another man, I rushed into marriage due to my heart break, but finally now I am truely happy with my present pain in the butt. I worship the grounds he walks on and he does too. the moral of it is sooner or later you find happiness it just might take some time!!

Ok enought of my life time stories: Laughing I just wish out of all my mistakes that I would of just picked one father for my kids!!

stormybaka
10-23-2002, 01:59 PM
Although it's true that I wasn't in the wrong on that, but it still hurts to think of his wife and three children. I met them and for a short time me and his wife where somewhat friends to each other, she and the kids were great...I guess it helped both of us with the transition. Actually we became friends because she kept coming to visit me at hospital. His family well i should say uncle and brother were helping in the cover up in making sure we never met and constantly covering for him...Oh well that is in the past now...

StormyWeather
10-23-2002, 03:58 PM
Yes and let the future be one of pure happy thoughts!!

stormybaka
10-23-2002, 05:26 PM
It's ironic that even though his wife and kids said it was not my fault, that when I remember it I still feel guilty, like I did something wrong...But yes looking ahead not behind is the way I am going...:D

pga1234
10-23-2002, 06:06 PM
Man I hate guys like that, they need to be shot :shoot:

stormybaka
10-23-2002, 10:35 PM
:p Thanks pga in a weird way that a nice thing to say...
http://users.skynet.be/gedi/emoticons4u/cool/653.gif But that is a quite a few years in the past now and now I'm just out for fun...

Raven
10-23-2002, 11:54 PM
"Always Forward" is a motto, as well as a guideline to a set of principles we have here in the military. It comes in handy at times :)

There are people in the world who do not care for others.. just themselves. It is those people who should try skydiving without a parachute.

It's a nice guys/girls finish last world.. Every dog has it's day, and all that Zen bhuddism stuff. You'll get lucky one day and it'll surprise the hell out of you! Just keep your eyes open.

[digs through the rest of the fortune cookies he has here]

Smile. It makes things easier.

Raven
10-24-2002, 12:21 AM
Why are men frightened of intelligent women?

Alright.. I'm late on this one. I have a bad habit of reading posts backwards.

I personally am not afraid of an intelligent woman. I would much much much rather have someone I could keep up a great conversation with. Also to know you can ask someone a question and get a right answer is a big plus.

As for others, yes.. doc was right that many people are afraid of inadequacies. I would be a liar if I didn't say I wouldn't mind having X, Y, or Z attributes. Or be rid of A, B, or C.. We're not perfect.

StormyWeather
10-24-2002, 02:11 PM
Umm Raven..... Meijuan and The Great Doctor were one and the same: Same person... playing differant parts... differant sex's too!! (he was demented) anyways it is nice to see you posting in the bg.

:thumb:

Raven
10-24-2002, 03:19 PM
Umm Raven..... Meijuan and The Great Doctor were one and the same: Same person... playing differant parts... differant sex's too!! (he was demented) anyways it is nice to see you posting in the bg.

:thumb:

Doesn't bother me. There were questions posed and I gave answers :) If it happened to be to the same person, it was still an interesting conversation!

My first post in this thread was referring to stormybaka..

doc and meijuan (in the case of alternate personalities) was simple good fun :thumb:

StormyWeather
10-24-2002, 03:37 PM
LOL he did a very good job didn't he! But that is yesterdays news. Gotta love the posting its always a blast!!

stormybaka
10-24-2002, 11:37 PM
:p Let's face it you ppl from florida are all a bit weird...:D

stormybaka
10-25-2002, 12:23 AM
stormyw got me thinking of something weird before and so I have come up with a question...
Remembering back to when you were 13 would you have dated the nice guy or the bad guy?

I'd hate to admit but I went with the guy my mom didn't agree with everyone else saw him as bad, but I couldn't see that...

StormyWeather
10-25-2002, 04:27 AM
When I was 13 all I dated were the rich guys!! I wish i would of kept up with that becuz today I would probably be rich myself lol...

No my mom's only problem with my relationship when I was 14 was that he was much older then me. But she really liked him...
When I first started dating him it was becuz he was loaded with money... he drove a brand new Camero Iroc Z and often took me out in a porshe.... and the beginning of the school year dropped me off in a lamberginie (spelling??) These cars were what his family drove. This is the same guy that broke my heart into a million pieces. Its funny never in a million years did I think that the wealth of his family was backed by drugs but after our relationship was over I seen his whole family being busted by the cops on the news.... this freaked me out cuz my x was always so anti drugs. But his sister was a big ringleader in a big columbian ring. The biggest of the 80's.

stormybaka
10-25-2002, 06:37 PM
probably a good thing that relationship didn't continue then...:p

StormyWeather
10-25-2002, 06:45 PM
Tell me about it I am so happy it ended besides he is old and gray now and has 7 kids with that bimbo

Kay
11-01-2002, 11:05 PM
One conselation...........she aint no bimbo after 7 babies mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :flames:

StormyWeather
11-03-2002, 02:35 AM
Im just glad it was her and not meeeeeee!!

Kay
11-03-2002, 10:54 AM
trouble when there are 2 kids...double trouble with 3...........4 watch out :cry: :cantfocus but 7 mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa when someone elses mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :cackle: :cantfocus

E^vol
11-07-2002, 02:04 PM
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ?

Kay
11-07-2002, 09:51 PM
faster than a laden swallow

Wiggo's-sister
11-07-2002, 10:02 PM
:?: faster than a speeding bullet and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound?

Kay
11-07-2002, 11:24 PM
Look up in the sky...........its a plane.......................it an unladen swallow ;)

pdv
11-07-2002, 11:44 PM
May be be an unladen SSSSSuper swallow???????

Wiggo's-sister
11-07-2002, 11:50 PM
Nooooooooo.........you both wrong, it's Superman.

pdv
11-08-2002, 12:14 AM
Superman...........what about Superwoman..........Superperson

E^vol
11-08-2002, 11:41 AM
...and Superpet...

E^vol
11-08-2002, 11:45 AM
come on guys....you know...Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail... ??? no ? your loss...
check it out here (http://pythonline.com/newstuff/Grail_DVD/)

Beefy
11-08-2002, 11:50 AM
An african swallow or a european one?

E^vol
11-08-2002, 11:55 AM
...I don't know ? ......aaarrrhhhh....

Beefy
11-08-2002, 11:58 AM
Good ol Monty Python humor... Where would Spam be without it?

Kay
11-08-2002, 02:19 PM
Cheech and Chonging perhaps :?:

StormyWeather
11-08-2002, 04:02 PM
Ummm what happens if a unladen swallow .... spits???? does that make it an unladen spiter????http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen006.gif

Beefy
11-08-2002, 04:34 PM
nah, it's a spittin swallow. :)

StormyWeather
11-08-2002, 05:49 PM
http://www.smiley-channel.de/smiley-channel/grafiken/grafiken/cool/cool17.gif

Wiggo's-sister
11-08-2002, 07:38 PM
It could always be a spit, swallow, spit, swallow *while your tapping her up the back of the head* :o

Kay
11-09-2002, 09:00 AM
unless its a spitting unladen swallow on vacation, travelling at spped to get nowhere :cantfocus

Kay
11-09-2002, 09:00 AM
unless its a spitting unladen swallow on vacation, travelling at speed to get nowhere :cantfocus

stormybaka
11-09-2002, 09:05 AM
hmm! is it just me or have you done several double postings...:confused:

StormyWeather
11-09-2002, 09:28 AM
ok what is a unladen swallow???? cuz i am clueless!!

stormybaka
11-09-2002, 09:31 AM
:o Well I know the meaning of unladen, but huh? not sure...:confused:

StormyWeather
11-09-2002, 09:37 AM
well tell will ya

Wiggo's-sister
11-09-2002, 09:37 PM
It's a swallow that's dropped its load.......
*shrugs shoulder, just a thought*

Kay
11-12-2002, 08:03 AM
Well it is a wierd question as the thread states :cackle:

stormychef
11-12-2002, 09:55 PM
unladed is the same as unloaded.
the vehicle is unladed;which means the the vehicle is unloaded.


Actually this name is working, and I don't have to sign in so much...

Kay
11-12-2002, 10:00 PM
Ok, another question...........the oldie but goodie,
If a tree falls down in the middle of a forest with no-one or nothing around to hear it is there a noise?

stormychef
11-13-2002, 01:12 AM
hmm!, I thought I answered this...

but I guess it would sounds like...
.
.
.
eeewwww! *THUD*...:p

Kay
11-13-2002, 07:42 AM
Why? :?:

stormychef
11-13-2002, 08:13 AM
why do I think I already answered or why the sound...

StormyWeather
11-13-2002, 09:43 AM
lol both!!

stormychef
11-13-2002, 10:13 PM
deja vu I guess, I swear I reply to post at times and then I go back and the post is missing...

Wiggo's-sister
11-13-2002, 11:10 PM
Is something really fishy going on?

Kay
11-13-2002, 11:40 PM
maybe tuna..............or shark :?:

Wiggo's-sister
11-13-2002, 11:42 PM
I'd better go and lay the bait........ :rolleyes2

Kay
11-13-2002, 11:47 PM
Better get the wet suits to wear whilst we fish http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sport/sport02.gif

stormychef
11-14-2002, 09:31 PM
:confused: Yep! I will says it again...you ppl are weird...:crazy:

stormychef
11-14-2002, 09:49 PM
An update it seems that someone has sent me a virus...I may have to shut down my comp if Norton can't fix it...But before I do watch out for any post made from here out by either stormyb or stormyc...if it comes down to it I will change my name and only tell those I think should know...I will tell you of what happen s as soon as I can...Sorry in advance for anything, just in case...

stormychef
11-14-2002, 11:38 PM
hmm! 3 in a row "sorry"

I was wandering how to find out if stormyb or in fact the not stormyb was online and I got this...

StormyWeather
11-15-2002, 09:00 AM
weird!! And you were signed on under stormyc???

stormychef
11-15-2002, 01:50 PM
yeah before stormybaka

Wiggo's-sister
11-15-2002, 10:59 PM
Get one of the admins to check it out.