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drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 02:18 AM
Fill in the blank.

drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 02:18 AM
death and taxes

drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 02:19 AM
pollies and bull****

drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 05:34 AM
mice and keyboards

Wiggo's-sister
08-26-2002, 08:00 PM
pain

drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 08:00 PM
pleasure

Wiggo's-sister
08-26-2002, 08:43 PM
work

Morgan_Lander
08-26-2002, 08:49 PM
being screwed over royally and death

Wiggo's-sister
08-26-2002, 08:51 PM
Me being connected to the net. ;)

drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 08:55 PM
sex

Wiggo's-sister
08-26-2002, 09:14 PM
seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years and decades

drpeterbright
08-26-2002, 10:09 PM
desire

Mr. C
08-27-2002, 11:28 AM
At least 6 more commercials before it is finally revealed "whodunnit".

and it would seem, my post count being surpassed by drpeanutbutter:p

:laugh:

drpeterbright
08-27-2002, 06:43 PM
Good One!

Windows and the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH (BXP - Before XP)

Wiggo's-sister
08-27-2002, 07:12 PM
Getting older

drpeterbright
08-27-2002, 08:54 PM
getting wiser

drpeterbright
08-27-2002, 10:52 PM
rain on your parade

drpeterbright
08-28-2002, 10:13 AM
cars and accidents

StormyWeather
08-28-2002, 11:11 AM
Paying Bills!!

Wiggo's-sister
08-28-2002, 08:25 PM
children & headaches

pdv
08-28-2002, 08:33 PM
school & bus drivers

Wiggo's-sister
08-28-2002, 08:37 PM
^^^^:laugh: I can RELATE to that one......


potholes in the road

pdv
08-28-2002, 09:14 PM
sport and injury

drpeterbright
08-28-2002, 09:24 PM
sex and pleasure

pdv
08-28-2002, 09:33 PM
Children & laughter

drpeterbright
08-28-2002, 09:51 PM
colds and sneezes

pdv
08-28-2002, 09:55 PM
heavan & hell

drpeterbright
08-28-2002, 09:57 PM
banks and money

StormyWeather
08-29-2002, 12:36 AM
Thunderstorms and Stormyweather......

drpeterbright
08-29-2002, 01:57 AM
lightning and crispy critters

drpeterbright
08-29-2002, 05:43 AM
meat and potatos

StormyWeather
08-30-2002, 12:53 PM
bacon and eggs

Wiggo's-sister
08-30-2002, 06:14 PM
clouds and rain

drpeterbright
08-30-2002, 08:32 PM
chili and hot sauce

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 12:14 AM
salt & pepper on the table

pdv
08-31-2002, 12:49 AM
Winter Spring Summer Autumn

StormyWeather
08-31-2002, 02:07 AM
Having FUN!!

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 03:20 AM
Spring Break

Wiggo's-sister
08-31-2002, 07:24 AM
Friends and enemies

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 08:21 AM
friends and lovers

Wiggo's-sister
08-31-2002, 11:48 AM
lust & luv

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 11:50 AM
love and war

Wiggo's-sister
08-31-2002, 11:53 AM
war and death

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 12:04 PM
death and taxes

Wiggo's-sister
08-31-2002, 12:50 PM
The air we breath

Mr. C
08-31-2002, 08:34 PM
having the strong necessity to break wind at a time that would be most inopportune/embarassing:eek:

pdv
08-31-2002, 08:35 PM
opposites
:laugh:

Wiggo's-sister
08-31-2002, 09:42 PM
Mr C, like when you have to pick something up and someone is around and the strain of pickin up the weight is just too much pressure to contend with ....now that's :o

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 10:18 PM
rice and beans

Wiggo's-sister
08-31-2002, 10:40 PM
population

pdv
08-31-2002, 10:47 PM
population growth

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 10:48 PM
sexually transmitted diseases

Wiggo's-sister
08-31-2002, 10:49 PM
9 months of being fat

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 10:51 PM
beautiful babies

Wiggo's-sister
08-31-2002, 10:54 PM
sleepless nights

pdv
08-31-2002, 10:58 PM
& days

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 11:00 PM
changing diapers

Wiggo's-sister
08-31-2002, 11:00 PM
Early mornings and late nights

drpeterbright
08-31-2002, 11:00 PM
sex in the moonlight

etrix6
08-31-2002, 11:59 PM
fast cars & fast women

drpeterbright
09-01-2002, 12:00 AM
not in that order


gas and cars

pdv
09-01-2002, 12:18 AM
oceans tides

drpeterbright
09-01-2002, 12:18 AM
phases of the moon

Wiggo's-sister
09-01-2002, 12:20 AM
sunrise

drpeterbright
09-01-2002, 12:22 AM
dew on the grass

pdv
09-01-2002, 12:26 AM
sunset

Wiggo's-sister
09-01-2002, 12:28 AM
full moon (either one) :cackle:

drpeterbright
09-01-2002, 12:29 AM
crack in full moon

pdv
09-01-2002, 12:35 AM
over & under

drpeterbright
09-01-2002, 12:37 AM
sky over mountain

drpeterbright
09-01-2002, 08:44 AM
time passing

Wiggo's-sister
09-01-2002, 11:43 AM
Government

pdv
09-01-2002, 08:00 PM
Headache's

Wiggo's-sister
09-01-2002, 08:07 PM
a glass of water and a couple of panadols

pdv
09-01-2002, 08:10 PM
water & a hand full of panadols :(

Wiggo's-sister
09-01-2002, 08:11 PM
needing your pillow by the sounds of it:?:

pdv
09-01-2002, 08:38 PM
I don't feel tired..but i am sure it would help

Wiggo's-sister
09-01-2002, 08:40 PM
Sleep precious, sleep. Would you like me to fluff your pillow for you? :hammer:

pdv
09-01-2002, 08:56 PM
flat tyre wheh in a rush.....

yes....... that is thoughtful






:bounce: :bounce2:

Raven
09-01-2002, 09:02 PM
The Only Things in Life that are Certain Are:

Strawberries, icicles and what you make of yourself.

drpeterbright
09-01-2002, 10:24 PM
Pollies and hot air

drpeterbright
09-02-2002, 07:18 AM
case fans and cooling

StormyWeather
09-02-2002, 12:34 PM
Guns and Firearms

Wiggo's-sister
09-02-2002, 07:01 PM
Criminals

pdv
09-02-2002, 08:21 PM
good guys.......(some of us) hehehe

Wiggo's-sister
09-02-2002, 08:37 PM
Good girls, like me. http://users.skynet.be/gedi/emoticons4u/angels/ne****el.gif

pdv
09-02-2002, 08:42 PM
bad boy, like me (sometimes);)

Wiggo's-sister
09-02-2002, 08:46 PM
feeling like a housemaid your whole life http://freeze.mongtastic.be/files/emoticons4u/crazy/903.gif

pdv
09-02-2002, 09:07 PM
dishes & laundry

Wiggo's-sister
09-02-2002, 09:09 PM
vacuuming and dusting :scream:

pdv
09-02-2002, 09:22 PM
Fluffing pillows
i hope not always with that mallet :)

Wiggo's-sister
09-02-2002, 09:48 PM
Only when I'm cranky and someone's head is under it












J/K:hammer:

pdv
09-02-2002, 10:00 PM
pillows and.............. ...............sleep

Wiggo's-sister
09-02-2002, 10:05 PM
pillow fights can be fun.......;)

drpeterbright
09-02-2002, 10:31 PM
sleepy children

Wiggo's-sister
09-02-2002, 10:40 PM
wishful thinking

drpeterbright
09-02-2002, 10:47 PM
children who are not sleepy when you want them to be

pdv
09-02-2002, 11:19 PM
partner who is sleepy when you do not want them to be

drpeterbright
09-02-2002, 11:21 PM
partner who is talking on the telephone when you are ready for play

StormyWeather
09-03-2002, 10:47 AM
hehehe....
rolling over and saying not tonite i have a headache

drpeterbright
09-03-2002, 10:50 AM
pretending to be asleep

StormyWeather
09-03-2002, 11:09 AM
Midnite surprises

drpeterbright
09-03-2002, 12:31 PM
morning surprises

Wiggo's-sister
09-03-2002, 07:31 PM
all day and all night surprises.....must be the weekend :D

drpeterbright
09-03-2002, 08:46 PM
weekends are too short

StormyWeather
09-04-2002, 04:50 AM
ya why is it we have to work all week and only get 2 days off i say we work 2 days and get the week off..... and on that mater I demand a pay raise

drpeterbright
09-04-2002, 07:29 AM
dumb bosses

Wiggo's-sister
09-04-2002, 08:05 PM
Working more than a 38 hour week. :angryfire

drpeterbright
09-04-2002, 08:14 PM
Working overtime for no more pay

meihui
09-04-2002, 08:48 PM
working 6 day a week

Wiggo's-sister
09-04-2002, 09:27 PM
same thing, day in day out

drpeterbright
09-04-2002, 09:28 PM
not enough sex

pdv
09-04-2002, 10:24 PM
All we wont & just the way u like it...........in our dreams

meihui
09-04-2002, 11:44 PM
not enough money

drpeterbright
09-05-2002, 08:00 AM
too many mosquitos

meijuan
09-05-2002, 11:25 AM
so many men so little time

drpeterbright
09-05-2002, 12:40 PM
so many women so little time

pdv
09-05-2002, 03:35 PM
wives & headaches all the time

Wiggo's-sister
09-05-2002, 04:53 PM
^^^^ That counts me out.:p
I don't get headaches and I ain't nobody's wife!

See what happens when you get married. -----> :crazy:

pdv
09-05-2002, 07:20 PM
coffee & keyboards

The last time they say i will is on the alter

but it is fun :argue:

Wiggo's-sister
09-05-2002, 07:28 PM
Spilling your coffee on your keyboard, I do that all the time.


As for marriage, noway. I reckon I'll be in the record books for the longest engagement in history... I'm near the 20 year mark with that one too.

pdv
09-05-2002, 07:53 PM
Yeah it was soup on mine this arvo yuck k/b seems to work better now!!!!!!!!

might sprinkle some on the other 1/2


about 8 years b4 we got some piece of paper, + another 18 0r so years since

wish i had not counted that up, it will be Wrong anyway




:laugh:

Wiggo's-sister
09-05-2002, 07:57 PM
Sprinkle some pepper on the keyboard and grab a straw you'll have never tasted a flavour like that b4.

Don't worry about your adding up or your memory with dates, if you don't tell your missus, I promise I won't either.....:laugh:

drpeterbright
09-05-2002, 08:09 PM
Soda is what gets on mine.

pdv
09-05-2002, 08:09 PM
Told ya 2 years out
i've been through 2 yrs more funtimes than i thought

it has been good very good...........wos

drpeterbright
09-05-2002, 08:09 PM
Ooops forgot and pizza.

pdv
09-05-2002, 08:32 PM
Bar B Q's and rain

drpeterbright
09-05-2002, 08:37 PM
Only 21 more pdv


weekends and rain

ferrol
09-05-2002, 08:39 PM
mondays and sickies

drpeterbright
09-05-2002, 08:49 PM
cars and crashes

pdv
09-05-2002, 09:10 PM
freeways & cars..................just like ants

drpeterbright
09-06-2002, 04:10 AM
liars and lies

meijuan
09-06-2002, 04:55 AM
Men who lust after women they can't have.

drpeterbright
09-06-2002, 06:10 AM
men who don't know a good thing when they have it

meijuan
09-06-2002, 07:22 AM
Even you speak the truth on occasion.

drpeterbright
09-06-2002, 08:40 AM
We all have our moments.

meihui
09-06-2002, 09:18 AM
You not have many moments

drpeterbright
09-06-2002, 08:18 PM
When you leave yourself open to zingers you get them.

meijuan
09-06-2002, 08:38 PM
Especially when you deserve them.

Wiggo's-sister
09-06-2002, 08:39 PM
If you get too close to the fire your going to get burnt. :flames:

meijuan
09-06-2002, 08:41 PM
Be careful what you ask for as you may receive it.

Wiggo's-sister
09-06-2002, 09:58 PM
bills

drpeterbright
09-06-2002, 10:19 PM
unplanned for expenses

meihui
09-07-2002, 01:32 AM
teeth and braces

drpeterbright
09-07-2002, 02:50 AM
teeth and cavities

meijuan
09-07-2002, 04:20 AM
tongues and gossip

pdv
09-07-2002, 04:39 AM
Late nights/early mornings and Tired red eyes

drpeterbright
09-07-2002, 05:20 AM
short weekends

pdv only 12 more to SILVER TWEAKER!

pdv
09-07-2002, 05:50 AM
dial-up & slownessssssss

1 less t/g

drpeterbright
09-07-2002, 05:52 AM
Eventually if you keep going you will reach your goal.

meihui
09-07-2002, 06:09 AM
men want big chest for woman

drpeterbright
09-07-2002, 07:05 AM
not too big for me

meijuan
09-07-2002, 07:34 AM
Then you probably wear magnifying glasses.

pdv
09-08-2002, 09:02 PM
Winter & illness

Wiggo's-sister
09-08-2002, 09:04 PM
summer and sunburn

pdv
09-08-2002, 09:25 PM
Summer & suncream 15+

Wiggo's-sister
09-08-2002, 09:28 PM
bikini's and speedo's

pdv
09-08-2002, 09:58 PM
bikini's and bumps speedo's and lumps

DaoWay
09-09-2002, 01:09 AM
more taxes

meihui
09-09-2002, 02:23 AM
more working

meijuan
09-09-2002, 02:50 AM
broken hearts

DaoWay
09-09-2002, 04:46 AM
missed opportunities

meihui
09-09-2002, 06:12 AM
find opportunities

DaoWay
09-09-2002, 07:28 AM
WOMEN CHANGING THEIR MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wiggo's-sister
09-09-2002, 07:27 PM
^^^ Men not being able to say what they really mean.

pdv
09-09-2002, 08:23 PM
Women not hearing what men are really saying

drpeterbright
09-09-2002, 08:26 PM
When a man says what he means, a woman often twists those words to mean what SHE wanted to hear in the first place.

pdv
09-09-2002, 08:40 PM
We (M) are always Wrong :D

drpeterbright
09-09-2002, 08:41 PM
Most of the time.

Wiggo's-sister
09-09-2002, 08:42 PM
men are not always wrong, just that they're never right. :crazy:

drpeterbright
09-09-2002, 08:44 PM
Well said!!

Wiggo's-sister
09-09-2002, 08:52 PM
*taking a bow* thank you, thank you, thank you.http://freeze.mongtastic.be/files/emoticons4u/obscene/eck05.gif

drpeterbright
09-09-2002, 08:53 PM
Do you ever stain anything patting yourself on the back?:clap:

pdv
09-09-2002, 09:01 PM
(_:_)

Wiggo's-sister
09-09-2002, 09:04 PM
hehe, more like this (__0__)

drpeterbright
09-09-2002, 09:04 PM
Liniment works well on those types of strains.

pdv
09-09-2002, 09:14 PM
No............ f = (_:_) m = (_._) ;)

drpeterbright
09-09-2002, 09:17 PM
(___::__)(:)

meijuan
09-09-2002, 10:37 PM
Now here's another language I need to learn.

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 12:18 AM
You should experience no difficulty.

meihui
09-10-2002, 01:17 AM
English hard enough!

meijuan
09-10-2002, 04:01 AM
We need a translator.

meihui
09-10-2002, 09:50 AM
Any volunteering to help?

CMCHomer
09-10-2002, 02:52 PM
in have enough trouble speaking english myself let alone translating :)

pdv
09-10-2002, 07:17 PM
The translation's is scratched into the walls of the joke room

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 07:18 PM
confusion

pdv
09-10-2002, 07:59 PM
(_o_) ect.

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 08:05 PM
How do you interpret those marks?

pdv
09-10-2002, 08:21 PM
bend over with your jeans & jocks around your ankles & look in the mirror :D

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 08:27 PM
I get that one now! Is their a guide to go by or is it just how they look?

pdv
09-10-2002, 08:51 PM
in the joke posts....... go back i think Kay posted or WS

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 08:58 PM
Thanks. The ladies will be interested also.

Wiggo's-sister
09-10-2002, 09:03 PM
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass-cons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_._) a flat ass (_^_) a bubble ass (_*_) a sore ass (_!__) a lop-sided ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_O_) an ass that's been around even more (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_o^o_) a wise ass (_13_) an unlucky ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass

pdv
09-10-2002, 09:12 PM
can you remember all them :?:

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 09:27 PM
No but I can print them out for future reference.

pdv
09-10-2002, 09:49 PM
I ment Wiggo's Sister, looks like she typed them. Iwas wondering , if from memory

She is some lass, i have not been around long, but she is very special to this place

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 10:01 PM
You are at least on the same continent.

pdv
09-10-2002, 10:13 PM
yes, but diffrent states

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 10:16 PM
How many miles?

pdv
09-10-2002, 10:36 PM
miles ? only 7 or 8 hours drive

DaoWay
09-10-2002, 10:43 PM
kilometers?

pdv
09-10-2002, 11:00 PM
k's ? 7 or 8 hours 600/700 miles+ at a guess

drpeterbright
09-11-2002, 01:56 AM
smiles

meijuan
09-11-2002, 04:21 AM
That's so sweet my love. You were referring to moi I presume. See you later at home.

meihui
09-11-2002, 07:44 AM
many more smiles now

meijuan
09-11-2002, 10:33 AM
And he's still smiling

DaoWay
09-11-2002, 07:21 PM
soap opera love affairs

meihui
09-11-2002, 08:39 PM
real life love affairs

DaoWay
09-11-2002, 09:46 PM
I'm ready for that Meihui.

pdv
09-11-2002, 09:52 PM
$ causing death

DaoWay
09-11-2002, 09:53 PM
Money causes everything

Wiggo's-sister
09-11-2002, 09:58 PM
I ment Wiggo's Sister, looks like she typed them. Iwas wondering , if from memory

She is some lass, i have not been around long, but she is very special to this place


:o Awwwwwwwh...........your just so precious.

DaoWay
09-11-2002, 09:59 PM
He works at it sometimes. Nice avatar for today W-S.

Wiggo's-sister
09-11-2002, 10:04 PM
Just a small way of paying respect to ppl who have and still are suffering due to such a tragic event.

LET US NOT FORGET

DaoWay
09-11-2002, 10:07 PM
Stole your idea ther W-S.

Wiggo's-sister
09-11-2002, 10:12 PM
That's okay, at least your hearts in the right place.:thumb:

pdv
09-11-2002, 10:19 PM
media and creed

edit: greed

pdv
09-11-2002, 10:23 PM
WS you have been quite of late hope Kay and Wiggo have not shared thatbug with you

Wiggo's-sister
09-11-2002, 10:28 PM
:D I'm fine thanks pdv.
I'm just doing a bit of research throughout the forum trying to find something out that has been bugging me the last couple of nights (I think I'm on to a conspricacy).












Sssssssssshhhhhhhh...........don't tell anyone....mum's the word, okay?

DaoWay
09-11-2002, 10:33 PM
Try to keep it there.

pdv
09-11-2002, 11:07 PM
conspricacy.......:p

meijuan
09-12-2002, 12:32 AM
There are many conspiracies here. One conspiracy may be mathmatically expressed as:

A + B + C + D > E or F and they do not even realize it!

drpeterbright
09-12-2002, 04:08 AM
That is so funny sweetheart.

meihui
09-12-2002, 06:52 AM
why you not tell me what is secret?

meijuan
09-12-2002, 08:26 AM
You have loose lips.

meihui
09-12-2002, 08:56 AM
I have little will power for sure sister.

DaoWay
09-12-2002, 09:36 AM
Everything always gets more expensive.

pdv
09-12-2002, 07:42 PM
12 comes after 11

meijuan
09-12-2002, 07:43 PM
men come before women

pdv
09-12-2002, 07:58 PM
At my place its Ladies before Gentlemen

meijuan
09-12-2002, 08:03 PM
depends on the type of come we are talking about

pdv
09-12-2002, 08:31 PM
Makes no diff., always Ladies b4 Gentlemen in my home

meijuan
09-12-2002, 08:32 PM
That is the correct priority for sure.

pdv
09-12-2002, 09:00 PM
peace and conflict

meijuan
09-12-2002, 09:02 PM
guns and roses

pdv
09-12-2002, 09:09 PM
righr & wrong

meijuan
09-12-2002, 09:11 PM
left and right

stormychef
09-12-2002, 11:29 PM
time and space

DaoWay
09-13-2002, 05:38 AM
hope

meihui
09-13-2002, 06:58 AM
love

meijuan
09-13-2002, 08:22 AM
lust

drpeterbright
09-13-2002, 09:42 AM
friends

pdv
09-13-2002, 10:33 AM
True friends are very very rare, a lot of ppl think they have friends but they are not real

CMCHomer
09-13-2002, 11:53 AM
Family ( YOU CAN CHOOSE YA FRIENDS BUT YOU CANT CHOOSE YOUR FAMILY )
:flames: :flames: :flames:

meihui
09-13-2002, 07:44 PM
rainbows

meijuan
09-13-2002, 08:43 PM
thunder after lightning

pdv
09-14-2002, 12:22 AM
Blue sky :bounce:

stormychef
09-14-2002, 12:30 AM
thunder after lightning

besides death and taxes ^ I guess my family being made fun of...:p :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

pdv
09-14-2002, 12:34 AM
Stormy Chef's :p

DaoWay
09-14-2002, 01:44 AM
Forgive me if this question has been asked before but are you stormy (temper wise) and/or are you a chef?


calculators getting the correct answers