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Slamo's Sister
12-20-2001, 05:10 PM
<Center>hey guys, i no that u may not like poetry, but... i don't cut sick @ u's for liking some of the stuff u like, okay.. so ya can all get off my back, i won't post anymore...

anyways, about my name...
"To get a woman's heart, a man must first use his own."

it's true, guys out there, if ya want a gurl, well ya want a realtionship, use that thing inside ur chest... ya no the thing called ya heart, if ya'll have one

:eek:

Olie
12-20-2001, 05:26 PM
/me looks at it again, and again, and i still can't work out what it is about

Slamo
12-20-2001, 05:42 PM
Don't mind my sister, shes got problems

Olie
12-20-2001, 05:45 PM
lol

ok

will step away from Ss

Wiggo
12-20-2001, 06:28 PM
Hey Slamo what's that target on ya back for? :?:
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Olie
12-20-2001, 06:30 PM
his sis and i are playing, "shoot the dummy" with my .303

Wiggo
12-20-2001, 07:32 PM
Now that's strange as it says "Missile Impact Here". :D
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Anonymous
12-21-2001, 08:19 AM
<Center>hey guys, i no that u may not like poetry, but... i don't cut sick @ u's for liking some of the stuff u like, okay.. so ya can all get off my back, i won't post anymore...

anyways, about my name...
"To get a woman's heart, a man must first use his own."

it's true, guys out there, if ya want a gurl, well ya want a realtionship, use that thing inside ur chest... ya no the thing called ya heart, if ya'll have one

:eek:


What a narrow minded comment, talk about generalization. :rolleyes:

Kheldar
12-21-2001, 09:49 AM
Don't mind my sister, shes got problems

I'm not surprised with you as her brother

Onyx
12-21-2001, 02:56 PM
3 yrs of studying Psychology, i'm still no closer to the mysteries of the female mind. ;)

Olie
12-21-2001, 03:55 PM
oh well god luck in your studies :thumb:

Synthetic
12-21-2001, 09:26 PM
3 yrs of studying Psychology, i'm still no closer to the mysteries of the female mind. ;)

might as well give up now....u'll just drive urself insane mate:eek: :cantfocus

Wiggo
12-22-2001, 06:46 AM
Hey leave him alone as he's goin' to make a carreer of it. :hmph:
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Onyx
12-22-2001, 07:21 AM
LOL, thx for backin' me up Wiggo, but the truth is - I did start taking psycho for learning about relationships, and the social aspects of it initially. ;) Ain't no way I'm gunna be a counsellor sitting listening to people whining all day.

Wiggo
12-22-2001, 09:05 AM
Oh well some ppl like to make a livin' that way. :?:
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Morpheus
01-14-2002, 11:36 AM
<Center>hey guys, i no that u may not like poetry, but... i don't cut sick @ u's for liking some of the stuff u like, okay.. so ya can all get off my back, i won't post anymore...

anyways, about my name...
"To get a woman's heart, a man must first use his own."

it's true, guys out there, if ya want a gurl, well ya want a realtionship, use that thing inside ur chest... ya no the thing called ya heart, if ya'll have one

:eek:

I can tell ya now babe it doesn't work like that

Kay
01-14-2002, 05:09 PM
know all there is to know about women do you Morpheus............you are going to be a rich man, by selling our secrets then :cantfocus

Mr. C
01-14-2002, 06:11 PM
Morpheus says good dancers score big!
I think he wants to hang with Patrick Swayze:laugh:

Wiggo's-sister
01-14-2002, 08:23 PM
I wouldnt mind dancing with Patrick Swayze :)

Kay
01-14-2002, 08:27 PM
Now there is someone who can dance http://www.minorannoyance.net/~spin/Smilies/otn/love/1luvu.gif

Wiggo's-sister
01-14-2002, 08:29 PM
Most definately, and tight buns tooo......

JealousMidget
01-14-2002, 08:58 PM
ahhh.. yet another thread coverted by the evil twins into a "buns" thread. :cackle:

Wiggo's-sister
01-14-2002, 09:11 PM
:lips: was just a thought

Olie
01-14-2002, 09:14 PM
now-now girls

just because you lost your hunks thread, no need to spread your terror to the other threads

Wiggo's-sister
01-14-2002, 09:26 PM
and why not, we're happy :D

Olie
01-14-2002, 09:29 PM
lol

if it makes you happy :laugh: :afro:

Wiggo's-sister
01-14-2002, 09:45 PM
:D <<<< ---------- it does, look, see!!!!!!

Kay
01-15-2002, 06:10 PM
We just can't help ourselves *sigh* http://www.3dpcgame.com/cwm/s/otn/angels/ne****el.gif

Wiggo's-sister
01-15-2002, 08:13 PM
we are angels arent we? :D

JealousMidget
01-15-2002, 10:04 PM
ummm... no *runs away*

Wiggo's-sister
01-16-2002, 04:03 AM
Come back here and say that!!!!

JealousMidget
01-16-2002, 05:29 AM
*calls on telephone*

No

*hangs up and runs again*

Beefy
01-16-2002, 05:30 AM
don't worry.. i've got him...

:shoot: <marquee> :snip:</marquee>

JealousMidget
01-16-2002, 05:35 AM
No fair ganging up on me :eye:

Beefy
01-16-2002, 05:51 AM
mwa ha ha ha.. *sees knife flying through air* oh oh..


*thunk* :knife:

OK, who was that? :hmph:

JealousMidget
01-16-2002, 12:59 PM
It was bound to happen...:D

Wiggo's-sister
01-16-2002, 04:33 PM
you are such a chicken J/M :laugh:

JealousMidget
01-16-2002, 05:55 PM
who me? :p

*tries to muffles clucking noises*

Wiggo's-sister
01-16-2002, 07:45 PM
I heard that!!!! :toung:

Olie
01-16-2002, 08:22 PM
ME TOO YA CHICKEN

Wiggo's-sister
01-16-2002, 08:38 PM
I wonder if J/M can tell us, what came first the chicken or the egg?

Olie
01-16-2002, 08:44 PM
well i supose we will find out soon enough

Wiggo's-sister
01-16-2002, 08:56 PM
we'll see what comment we get from that :?:

Olie
01-16-2002, 09:02 PM
hopfully a positive response

Wiggo's-sister
01-16-2002, 09:47 PM
bet you he wont answer it properly :rolleyes:

JealousMidget
01-17-2002, 01:47 PM
The egg :toung:

Olie
01-17-2002, 02:24 PM
what laid the egg then?

Wiggo's-sister
01-17-2002, 02:27 PM
Do tell us the answer to that J/M?

Olie
01-17-2002, 02:36 PM
hmmm

i'm still waiting

Wiggo's-sister
01-17-2002, 02:42 PM
Im gettting bored waiting for the answer...........:?:

JealousMidget
01-17-2002, 02:55 PM
Sorry, I took so long, I found an interesting thread that I had not read through previously.

an almost-chicken type animal laid the egg. The egg was the last step in the mutation. :hmph:

Wiggo's-sister
01-17-2002, 03:27 PM
:hmph: still needing more info.... a better explaination pleeeease

Kay
01-17-2002, 05:55 PM
A dinosaur laid the egg :angel:

JealousMidget
01-17-2002, 06:03 PM
what kind of information are you looking for. I will ablige if I can.

Wiggo's-sister
01-17-2002, 07:24 PM
then what happened?

Olie
01-17-2002, 07:28 PM
what is it gonna mutate to next?

Wiggo's-sister
01-17-2002, 09:56 PM
anything is possible in this place :eek:

Wiggo
01-17-2002, 10:02 PM
I reckon that this whole thread has mutated. :laugh:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Wiggo's-sister
01-17-2002, 10:14 PM
Do you really think your telling us anything new :cackle:

Mr. C
01-18-2002, 09:46 AM
I reckon that this whole thread has mutated. :laugh:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

That should be in your sig:D
God I love this place -- start a thread, and see where it lands.
Better than roulette:laugh:

Wiggo's-sister
01-18-2002, 12:48 PM
are you a gambler Mr C? :laugh:

Kay
01-18-2002, 07:07 PM
I just love 1c pokies :D

Wiggo's-sister
01-18-2002, 09:27 PM
you talking to me?

JealousMidget
01-18-2002, 10:15 PM
Things have mutated again, since the last time I was here. :cackle:

Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 04:02 AM
don't you like mutating? we cant discuss the same thing all the time it would get soooo...........boring :cackle:

Oldbugger
01-19-2002, 08:29 AM
{Oldbugger sits in the corner...scratching his head...still working on post one}

Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 09:12 AM
Well stop scratching and start typing :D

Wiggo
01-19-2002, 09:20 AM
Oldbugger[/size]]
{Oldbugger sits in the corner...scratching his head...still working on post one}
Hehehehehe.........
It get's like that when the girls decide to park their buts in a thread in the BG. :D
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Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 09:44 AM
*looks around wondering who Wiggo's referring too*

Oldbugger
01-19-2002, 11:46 AM
Mate at 50 u mite say i've had a few experiences........I am still totally bamboozled by the femalines..........good....better than overclocking.....just

Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 12:03 PM
I see your still confused!!!! ;)

Oldbugger
01-19-2002, 12:10 PM
Not al all.....I KNOW I will never understand..... The trouble is I've got 6 granddaughters...all under 6.......and they are already practicing the unfathomable art of female incomprehension.....and why am I wrapped around their little fingers......cause........that's the way it is:wave: :wave: :wave:

Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 12:14 PM
Your grand-daughters will need all the practice they can get :)

Oldbugger
01-19-2002, 12:18 PM
I know....they'll get heaps and heaps of REAL tips......my daughter reckons her 4 are gunna be nuns....I wonder why that is ?????? hmmmmm

Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 12:23 PM
I bet then dont end up as nuns!!!

JealousMidget
01-19-2002, 01:44 PM
I would imagine that it would be statistically unlikely :p

Wiggo
01-19-2002, 03:25 PM
Very much so when there are so many men around to pick on and confuse. :(
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JealousMidget
01-19-2002, 04:19 PM
And how they love to pick and confuse :laugh:

Kay
01-19-2002, 10:57 PM
We never do that :angel: ............well not more than needed anyway :angel:

JealousMidget
01-20-2002, 12:35 AM
I knew there had to be a clause in there somewhere :laugh:

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 07:09 AM
.........and which clause would that be? Santa Clause :cackle:

JealousMidget
01-20-2002, 01:30 PM
To late for him to save you now, but you better be good for next X-mas :no:

Kay
01-20-2002, 03:54 PM
Are you saying we aren't good......we are nearly always good.....but then when we are bad we are even better ;)

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 03:58 PM
I want to sit on Santa's lap next year............

Kay
01-20-2002, 06:11 PM
I want to sit on Santa's lap next year............ Now sis, you were told to be good............ :no:

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 07:14 PM
Oh shoot, that buggared that idea then :cry:

JealousMidget
01-21-2002, 03:23 PM
I knew you didn't have it in you. :p

Wiggo's-sister
01-21-2002, 03:46 PM
I only wanted to sit on his lap so I could tell him what I wanted for Xmas:?:

JealousMidget
01-21-2002, 04:15 PM
Suuurrreeee, if that's your story...;)

Wiggo's-sister
01-21-2002, 07:39 PM
It is, and Im stickin to it :p

Kay
01-22-2002, 09:25 PM
I believe you Sis .............millions wont but I will ;) :angel:

Wiggo's-sister
01-23-2002, 03:27 AM
........however, your one in a million :D

MySTiCuSS
01-23-2002, 03:42 AM
I say give me a million! :D

Wiggo's-sister
01-23-2002, 03:56 AM
I'll have to ask Santa for it:laugh:

etrix6
01-23-2002, 04:00 AM
would that money come under the santa "claus"?:D Ed

Wiggo's-sister
01-23-2002, 04:04 AM
ROFL :cackle:
There might also be a few strings attached

etrix6
01-23-2002, 04:15 AM
string are ok but no chains

Wiggo's-sister
01-23-2002, 04:21 AM
Ok then, *walks away feeling rejected*:(

etrix6
01-23-2002, 05:01 AM
ok chains but no locks;) Ed

Wiggo's-sister
01-23-2002, 01:41 PM
your no fun :(

wuntvor
01-23-2002, 03:15 PM
*hides the locks* shhh :D

Wiggo's-sister
01-23-2002, 03:30 PM
That's alright, you can have them

wuntvor
01-23-2002, 04:04 PM
*hands the locks to etrix*

up to u now bro :D

Kay
01-23-2002, 07:55 PM
*hands the handcuffs to Sis, just in case* :angel:

Wiggo's-sister
01-23-2002, 08:02 PM
I'll need 2 sets of those thanks Kay :cool:

etrix6
01-23-2002, 08:33 PM
here we go
"locks clicking into place":eek: Ed

Wiggo
01-23-2002, 08:58 PM
Things are gettin' kinky around here. :?:
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Wiggo's-sister
01-23-2002, 09:04 PM
:rolleyes: what makes you say that?

Kay
01-23-2002, 09:24 PM
No different to usual ;)

wuntvor
01-24-2002, 10:35 AM
I see the :devil: 's are comin out again :)

Beefy
01-24-2002, 10:38 AM
hehehe

*brings out cattle prod*

Kay
01-24-2002, 10:42 AM
Oh not the cattle prod again Beefy, you know it leaves marks :(

Beefy
01-24-2002, 10:46 AM
nah, this is has been specially modified.... ;)

Kay
01-24-2002, 10:48 AM
Is this the one from the collars?.........still waiting :angel:

Beefy
01-24-2002, 10:50 AM
nah, the collars were a flop.. the first prototype was a little strong.. i'd never seen decapitation by an electronic device until then.. :D

Kay
01-24-2002, 10:55 AM
Oh well, keep trying until you get it right then :angel:

Beefy
01-24-2002, 10:57 AM
they are right.. ;) just what you need to control the little people.. they won't bother you after this... well, the blood stains might, so use the collars outside...

and the thing is, you'll only need one.. they can share..

Kay
01-24-2002, 11:10 AM
Ok just send me the one then ok? :D

Beefy
01-24-2002, 11:13 AM
ok.. do you want the optional waterproof splattercoat too?

Kay
01-24-2002, 11:33 AM
No thanks.........not planning to be around when it happens ;) btw does it come with a remote control?

Beefy
01-24-2002, 11:41 AM
no.. there is a foot long cable that runs to a hand held control..

(little does anyone know that I rigged the controller to give more of a shock than the collar)

....... damn those audible thoughts...

Kay
01-24-2002, 12:07 PM
No deal beefy you blew that deal again :p :hmph:

Beefy
01-24-2002, 12:27 PM
damn.. oh well.. anyone wanna buy the patent for electroshock collars or electroshock telephones?

wuntvor
01-24-2002, 12:38 PM
u keepin the one for electroshock nipple clamps :?:

:laugh:

Beefy
01-24-2002, 12:41 PM
nah, i didn't patent that one.. someone called Heywood Jablomi did... :D

wuntvor
01-24-2002, 12:42 PM
u know alot about nipple clamps don't ya Beefy :D

Beefy
01-24-2002, 12:42 PM
years and years of expe.......

I have no idea what you are talking about...

wuntvor
01-24-2002, 12:45 PM
haha, suuuuure play :angel: now

too late bub, ur busted ;)

Wiggo's-sister
01-24-2002, 12:59 PM
Now who's the kinky one :?:

Albinus
01-24-2002, 01:06 PM
What's wrong with kinky??? :confused:

Kay
01-24-2002, 01:10 PM
Nothing that I can think of, but I don't know if anyone here would qualify :rolleyes:

Wiggo's-sister
01-24-2002, 03:42 PM
Al, never said there was anything wrong with it ;)

As for ppl qualifying, I think there would be a few :devil:

Kay
01-24-2002, 03:46 PM
No way Sis, we are all angels in here ;)

wuntvor
01-24-2002, 03:52 PM
:angel: u know it :angel:

Wiggo's-sister
01-24-2002, 04:05 PM
What a load of c..... :rolleyes:

wuntvor
01-24-2002, 04:11 PM
I can be an :angel: , but you keep corrupting my poor, little, innocent mind :D

Wiggo's-sister
01-24-2002, 04:13 PM
:rolleyes: need I say more?

wuntvor
01-24-2002, 05:10 PM
uhm :?: I guess not ;)

Wiggo's-sister
01-24-2002, 05:21 PM
Cat got your tongue????

wuntvor
01-24-2002, 05:26 PM
yup, damn kitty, hate when he does that ;)

Wiggo's-sister
01-24-2002, 05:29 PM
I can think of worse possible senarios :?:

wuntvor
01-24-2002, 05:41 PM
:?:
*ponders* :crazy:

Wiggo's-sister
01-24-2002, 07:34 PM
:?: any results yet? or are the cogs still turning........

Kay
01-24-2002, 07:57 PM
Oh my Sis.................... glad that is over now ;) imagination can be a bad thing :crazy:

Wiggo's-sister
01-24-2002, 08:08 PM
However, sometimes it can be a good thing too........

etrix6
01-24-2002, 08:18 PM
imagine that:D

Kay
01-24-2002, 08:32 PM
Oh no please don't........once was enough :eek:

etrix6
01-24-2002, 08:52 PM
point well taken

Beefy
01-25-2002, 05:02 AM
where did you take the point?!? that was my point! I want my point back!!!

Kay
01-25-2002, 05:52 AM
Stop being selfish Beefy........let someone else have it for a while :no:

Beefy
01-25-2002, 06:00 AM
grrr..... :hmph:

If my point isnt' back here in 2 hours, i'll... i'll.... think of something really nasty

Kay
01-25-2002, 06:21 AM
Now Beefy it wasn't your point in the first place............it was mine and I can allow anyone to take it if I like :no:

Beefy
01-25-2002, 06:25 AM
fine then.. if you are letting any take it.. i will! it's mine now!

Kay
01-25-2002, 06:34 AM
Looks like you need some lessons in sharing you naughty boy :no:

Beefy
01-25-2002, 07:14 AM
i'd like to see you try... :hmph:

Kay
01-25-2002, 10:17 AM
Okey dokey, you want the boys to call around to your house again?:hammer:

Beefy
01-25-2002, 10:19 AM
do they want an ass kicking again? :hmph:

Kay
01-25-2002, 11:00 AM
Not sending the donkey this time........he is upset with me for sending him the first time :(

Beefy
01-25-2002, 11:04 AM
stupid donkey deserved everything he got... :hmph:

Kay
01-25-2002, 11:56 AM
Shouldn't have kicked him while his hindquarters were turned :(

Beefy
01-25-2002, 11:57 AM
i'll kick that ass's ass whenever and wherever i feel like...

Kay
01-25-2002, 12:17 PM
Might just send his cousin to see you instead............he is a biggun :eek:

Beefy
01-25-2002, 12:27 PM
do i look scared? :hmph:

Kay
01-25-2002, 12:29 PM
Can't tell the couch is in the way :hmph:

Wiggo's-sister
01-25-2002, 10:45 PM
He's running scared, look he's gone...................

Kay
01-26-2002, 06:42 AM
Yes he has, probably wont be back for a few days now, after all he does have to recover ;)

Wiggo's-sister
01-26-2002, 07:29 AM
yes, he does do it in surges :laugh:

Kay
01-26-2002, 09:52 AM
Yes usually 5 days at a time ;) With a 2 day break

Wiggo's-sister
01-26-2002, 11:33 AM
He needs the 2 days to recover :eek:

Kay
01-26-2002, 11:37 AM
yes we must wear him out.......poor little tyke :ha:

Wiggo's-sister
01-26-2002, 01:12 PM
Don't involve me in that one :eek:
nothing to do with me

Kay
01-26-2002, 02:23 PM
Ok fair enough take the "we" as the royal we meaning myself then ;)