View Full Version : Embarasing Moments...

09-03-2002, 10:58 AM
Since we have alot of interesting post going on I came up with this one:

In not so may words explain your most embarasing moment you have ever had.... you can mention more then one if you have had them.... just create as many post as your heart desires

09-03-2002, 11:01 AM
Was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico & looked over & saw a large hammerhead shark. Screamed bloody murder & scrambled to get out of the water. Turns out the shark was dead. Very embarrassing.

09-03-2002, 11:05 AM
I got ya.... swimming in the gulf of mexico seeing a fin outta the water and screaming shark shark ..... swimming to the shore only to find out it was a dolphin..... learning a lesson that sharks swim side to side and dolphins swim up and down.... i looked and felt like a fool that day

09-03-2002, 12:36 PM
Was trying to impress by buddies with a giant fart... Unfortunately crap came with the fart ...

09-03-2002, 07:38 PM
That's filth Doc.... :eek:

Okay, okay...my sorta most embarrasing moment.
When my fella and I first started going out I worked at a pub and finished late (he started work at 6am) we used to go parking and he'd always fall asleep afterwards. I kept telling him if he did it once more I'd leave him there and walk home. Well I did just that (he was still naked when I left him :laugh: ), but the last laugh was on me, as I got lost on the way home, took me hours to work out just where I actually was. He ended up beating me to my place. :crazy:

09-03-2002, 08:44 PM
With or without his clothes?

09-04-2002, 04:56 AM
Laughing.... now Dr... that takes skills!!!

Ok one of my most embarasing moments would have to be when I was 18 just about ready to get married to my ex husband... we went on a joy ride to the beach and one thing lead to another we were pretty much doing it in the car.... when up comes a cop and busts us..... they cop wanted us to get out of the car..... and I felt so stupid when I asked him if i could atleast put my clothes on first....

09-04-2002, 07:26 AM
Once I was at the mall & bent over to pick something up & split my pants. No underwear were underneath & I did a lot of backing up to my car.

09-04-2002, 08:57 PM
drop soup on customer - very mad - me laugh

09-04-2002, 09:09 PM
That could be funny if the customer was a real jerk.

09-04-2002, 10:40 PM
me think big jerk never tip very bad

09-05-2002, 08:35 AM
I understand. More embarrasing for the jerk than for you.

09-06-2002, 05:17 AM
Should have dropped it on his wallet.

09-06-2002, 05:49 AM
You could have cut up his credit card saying that visa/mastercard whatever said to do that.

09-06-2002, 07:59 AM
Not a bad idea. The boss might not be too happy with that approach.

09-06-2002, 08:20 AM
Clear it with the boss first if he/she is cool.

09-06-2002, 09:36 AM
Boss not let me do

09-06-2002, 10:38 AM
Yes it is definately better for job security to check first.

09-06-2002, 09:25 PM
Confront the cheapskate as in "How could I improve my service so that you don't stiff me for the tip".

09-06-2002, 10:56 PM
Or say how are my children suppossed to eat when you don't tip me?

09-07-2002, 01:11 AM
how do I send money to feed family in China

09-07-2002, 03:19 AM
Or Eat somewhere you can afford next time.

09-07-2002, 04:05 AM
Walking with a friend and her dog (I have the leash.) and dog sees a cat and pulls leash out of hand and chases dog. 4 hours it took to find dog.

09-07-2002, 05:34 AM
Your friend wasn't too happy with you huh?

09-07-2002, 06:17 AM
dog ok and did he eat cat

09-07-2002, 06:54 AM
I hope not.

09-07-2002, 07:46 AM
The cat tore the dog's face up but he eventually recovered and never chased a cat again. So be careful which cat you choose to tangle (and tango) with. Do you dance doc?

09-08-2002, 09:52 AM
I would say he does.

09-08-2002, 01:41 PM
(caugh) (caugh) back on topic (caugh) (caugh)
hehehe must be gettin a cold..... laughing

This I dont know if it was more embarasing for me or the person it happened too...
Me and a bunch of friends were playing a game of truth or dare.... well for me I was never much on the truth end of the game I was more the dare devil.... well we were all at the skating rink and playing this game when one of my friends dared me to unzip this kids pants..... so I reach right over and unzipped his pants laughing at what I had done I zipped them back up.... well in that process i zipped his ummmmm you know into his zipper..... see dummy wasn't wearing any underware and when I zipped it I did it fast and it actually caught his skin in the zipper.... he had to go to the hospital..... everyone started making fun of me saying that I ruined his sex life ..... gesh it wasnt my fault he wasnt wearing any underware

09-08-2002, 05:48 PM
I can always remember a guy walking out of a toilet once with the paper dragging along behind him hanging out of his pants.
Can you imagine the ribbing he got, it was in a pub that this happened.

09-09-2002, 01:25 AM
Ugg to both of those. I answered the phone at college with a very smart a.. remark & it was my mom calling.

09-09-2002, 02:10 AM
me drop plate on floor at boss house make big spot

09-09-2002, 03:02 AM
I fell off a horse the first time I rode and was so embarrassed to be the only girl who did.

09-09-2002, 05:00 AM
I didn't fall off a horse but had a hard time holding on. I wore shorts and my legs got blisters. Everyone thought that was funny except for me.

09-09-2002, 06:01 AM
horses too big me scared ride

09-09-2002, 07:41 AM
They are at least a lot smarter than cows.

09-09-2002, 11:21 AM
Watched a man fall of a jackass once..... i laughed so much i pee my pants

09-09-2002, 03:20 PM
ya pissing ya pants is not funny !! not saying i have ever done that in public at a shopping center when i was a kid :p

09-09-2002, 06:16 PM
I can remember my worst-half breaking his horse in. He got on her and she just stood there, so him being the smartass he is, decided to sit behind the saddle, well, I never see someone trying to grab onto something so crazyily, she pig-rooted like mad. Yep, he came of with an audience watching. :cackle: :clap:

09-09-2002, 10:55 PM
Men showing off can embarrass you.

09-10-2002, 12:07 AM
But you love it when we try so hard to impress you.

09-10-2002, 04:18 AM
Yes it is quite humorous.

09-10-2002, 09:41 AM
Yes try please try.

09-10-2002, 07:45 PM
Once I was playing pool and trying to impress this cool chick. When I leaned over for my shot, my arm missed the table and I nearly fell on my butt. Very embarrassing but it got her attention.

09-11-2002, 04:30 AM
And then what happened after you got her attention?

09-11-2002, 07:23 AM
very embarassing me - want to say fake but me say f..k

09-11-2002, 02:47 PM
hmmm f..k ??

09-11-2002, 07:19 PM
Meihui, I'm sure that would have embarassed me as well.

09-11-2002, 08:41 PM
DaoWay you so sweet me My heart is flutter

09-11-2002, 09:42 PM
Meihui, my heart is pounding so hard that I think it will jump out of my chest.

09-12-2002, 01:00 AM
Oh no, I'm at the kennel and it's puppy love time.

09-12-2002, 03:35 AM

09-12-2002, 07:14 AM
puppies cute puppies lick all over face

09-12-2002, 08:14 AM
The intracacies of your mind just amaze me at times.

09-12-2002, 09:52 AM
Speaking of dogs and embarassment ... had puppy get excited when I picked it up & it p...d all over my shirt.

09-12-2002, 07:19 PM
Like those funny vidoes, where you see the parent picking up the baby and they hold the infant above their head and the little critter pukes all over em......hahahaha

09-12-2002, 07:22 PM
Not to mention what can happen when you change a little boys diaper.

09-12-2002, 09:44 PM
Embarrasement :laugh: you want to know about that...
I have a good one and recent too.
While in QLD i started to see this guy i met through a friend.
we had the place to our selves for the night so yeah of course i don't need to say...
but we where in the lounge room butt naked, when the door opened and his brother walked in...Oh oh
"What your a twin..." It was a liitle awkard for a while but we talked about it and sorted it out a bit...I can laugh about it now.

09-13-2002, 05:47 AM
That's really embarrassing.

09-13-2002, 05:52 AM
wow twins !!!!

mmmmmm twins ;)

09-13-2002, 05:55 AM
Heard about that fantasy huh Homer?

09-13-2002, 06:44 AM
No such luck for you DaoWay. Only one of me for you!

09-13-2002, 08:35 AM
Men have trouble handling one woman. Two is out of the question.

09-13-2002, 09:25 AM
That would be a extreme expenditure of energy!

09-13-2002, 08:00 PM
you already very tired

09-13-2002, 08:28 PM
Back on topic. (don't everyone faint!)

I went to American zoo and there was a petting zoo where you got to feed and pet various animals. When I bent over to feed a little goat, a bigger goat ran into my butt and knocked me down.

09-13-2002, 09:50 PM
Yeah twins...before I left I managed to work out how to tell the difference between them. but at the same time I know i had slept with both of them...*thinks of strange ideas* "Wo" *shakes head* bad thought, bad thought, bad thought...:p

09-13-2002, 09:53 PM
This wasn't me, but a freind in the service.

He was walking down the sidewalk and saw a couple good looking girls on the other side of the road, he was so busy stareing trying to be cool. He didn't see the fire hydrant and ended up tripping over it makeing a fool of himself.

09-13-2002, 10:11 PM
That would have been a laugh to see...but not so good for him I guess...:p

09-14-2002, 01:54 AM
Yeah gironal that brings a chuckle to the lips all right. I walked into a street sign once for the same reason. See what beautiful women can do to us.

09-14-2002, 04:15 AM
Look where you walk that not happen DaoWay.

09-14-2002, 05:38 AM
Yes running into something while distracted by the opposite sex can be embarrassing.

09-14-2002, 06:59 AM
Yet another embarassing moment for me was when I yelled out over my PA system in my SUV at some crazy slow tourist driver and it scared her right off the road. She was looking around like a UFO was hovering over her. Had to get out and explain to her what happened.

09-14-2002, 07:17 AM
I was 11 when my puppy (Star) met his maker.

09-14-2002, 08:32 AM
Sorry DaoWay. were you embarassed?

09-14-2002, 08:50 AM
Sorry that happened DaoWay

09-24-2002, 11:50 PM
Anyone else have some embarrasing moments?

09-25-2002, 02:34 AM
Yep once I was really drunk and me and my best friend desided to go for a bike ride. I was towing her on the handle bars and we ran right into a tree... I laughed so much I pee'd my pants.

Stormyweather from tricks computer

09-25-2002, 02:42 AM
lol that's funny. I once ran into a tree while trying to catch a ball :rolleyes2 and I managed to do it again later in the same year :rolleyes2.

09-25-2002, 03:04 AM
Laughing.... gotta watch those damn trees

09-25-2002, 03:17 AM
:cry:, yeah I actually got a minor concussion the second time :(.

09-25-2002, 03:18 AM
btw it was the same tree both times...

09-25-2002, 03:21 AM
Laughing.... next time bring a chain saw and cut the sucker down to prevent any futher injury..

09-25-2002, 03:24 AM
lol, I don't live there anymore :crazy:

09-25-2002, 03:31 AM
it is probably a good thing :cackle:

09-25-2002, 03:34 AM
Maybe, I have moved around 13-15 times in my life. It's getting really old...

09-25-2002, 03:55 AM
I hate moving.... something I might be doing soon too.

09-25-2002, 03:58 AM
How many times have you moved? And where you moving to?

Back on track... I went sleep walking while my friends were over. (And almost ran into another tree)

09-25-2002, 04:07 AM
roflmao.... gotta what you and the tree.
speaking of trees... went camping once with a bunch of friends well this one guy.... his girlfriend didnt come with us.... we had alot of logs for a camp fire... well this guy got so drunk and he grab a log and started walking around with it. Next thing he was hugging it calling it his girlfriend. We all laughed our butts off as he took the log into his tent and passed out. When we all got up in the morning he was the only one still sleeping. when he woke up he opened the tent and asked one of us where his shorts were. We busted out laughing big time. they were over by the rest of the logs. We never let that guy down we always say he was log hugging drunk. Who actually knows what he did with the log in his tent!!

I have moved 5 times.... it all depends!! if tricks attatude doesnt change soon back to my mom's house temporary.

09-25-2002, 04:10 AM
:eek:, that's not good... That's a pretty funny story though. I don't think I have ever lived in a place for longer than 2 years... :cry:

09-25-2002, 04:16 AM
except for my parents house me either

09-25-2002, 04:18 AM
Well I havent lived in a place over 2 years anywhere...

09-25-2002, 04:19 AM
why do you move around so much??

09-25-2002, 04:24 AM
Well my mom's job is never good... Anyway we are going to live up here in mass for a long time just maybe not in this particular place.

Here are some places I have lived:

Massachusetts (three places so far)
New York
Englad (twice)
Houston (SEVERAL places)
South Carolina

09-25-2002, 04:27 AM
You gotta add Florida to that list once you move here you'll never leave! I would not pick another state to live in besides florida Weathers great you can pretty much go to the beach any time you want. Well when it does sometimes get in the love 50's I tend to stay away from the water

09-25-2002, 04:33 AM
I can't STAND the heat. Besides all those hurricanes/tropical storms arent for me...

09-25-2002, 04:35 AM
We hardly ever get the hurricanes. The heat is a facter. But I dont ever have to worry about getting snow'd in

09-25-2002, 04:38 AM
I love the cold and want to get snowed in :D.

09-25-2002, 04:40 AM
yes it has its advantages and disadvantages

09-25-2002, 04:42 AM
Everyone has their personal preference...

09-25-2002, 04:45 AM
yep that is what makes everyone differant.

09-25-2002, 04:47 AM
Which is a good thing :).

09-25-2002, 04:49 AM
yeppers!! Althought I would like to be a guy just for a day... just to see what goes threw their wicked minds

09-25-2002, 04:53 AM
Well not too much lol. Would be good to be a women for a day to see how they think...

09-25-2002, 04:53 AM
Wait we think.... laughing

09-25-2002, 04:58 AM
lol thats a good one stormy. Well women are complicated :p.

Men think as far as the "Everything is related to sex!" thread :cantfocus.

09-25-2002, 04:00 PM
Most men do! Althought in my case it doesn't laughing!!

09-26-2002, 12:13 AM
lol thats a good one stormy. Well women are complicated :p.

Men think as far as the "Everything is related to sex!" thread :cantfocus.

You'd be surprised how many females think along those lines too. :laugh:

09-26-2002, 04:57 PM

09-28-2002, 01:14 AM
Stormy, I think you and I are tooooo.....much alike. :laugh:

09-28-2002, 04:58 AM
yep thats us :crazy:

09-28-2002, 11:11 AM
Life would be pretty boring if you acted straight all day long. I'd prefer to be nutty all day and have fun doing it.

09-28-2002, 05:35 PM
Me too and the best part of that is .... is watching everyone around me look at me as if I was crazy!!

09-28-2002, 07:26 PM
I don't mind being called crazy, so long as I'm not called late for dinner.

09-29-2002, 05:53 PM
Wait i am crazy... I know I am.... I cant believe what I did tonite....

Im the :flames:

10-07-2002, 10:33 PM
:wave: I too likes to be a bit loco.:crazy: Actually I may have scared a few people the other day. I hadn't slept for....I think I was awake about a week and i was hallucinating and acting strange...:o But i don't remember...they said it was very funny and amusing and it was just normal me, but superhyper me

10-07-2002, 11:56 PM
Awake a week?? You mean no sleep at all?? How in the world were you able to pull that off??? If i dont get the required 8 hours sleep i am a walking zombie for days!! I need my :zzz: :zzz:

10-08-2002, 12:01 AM
I have insomnia so I have bouts of sleepless days constantly on several occassions it can run up to a week, but in general it usually only runs for a few days at a time...Yes I can be a walking zombie at times...:p It also can be quite amusing and I get alot done...

10-08-2002, 04:03 PM
Wishes I had your energy.....

10-09-2002, 12:07 AM
Story from my holiday.

We travelled up to the Gold Coast with my sis-in-law and her family. We stopped to have a toilet break along the way. After coming back from the toilet to the car, my youngest decided to chuck a brown eye with cheeks fully parted. OMG!!!! what a sight. Well he thought we were the only ones around but.....there was a group of about 15 teenages just up further from us. You should have heard the jeers. Was funny as, found it hard to keep a straight face and disipline him about what he had just done. :eek: You just had to be there at the time.

10-09-2002, 12:37 AM
lol...sounds funny, I guess there are fun times as a mother...

10-09-2002, 12:50 AM
"SOMETIMES" being the operative word!

Ahhhh....you can always have a good laugh with them or at them.

Another story from our trip.

We went to the main shopping area on the Friday night. As you might not be aware the shops are open till around mid-night and they have street stalls along the beach front.

Well my boy was amazed at how many ppl we busking and decided to try it himself. (well, in a fashion).

He lies down on the ground, takes his hat off and starts waving it around, saying, *I'm poor, give me money*!

We started cracking up at him from the tone of his voice and ppl looking at him. The funniest part was he's dress up to the 9's wearing a good shirt, pants and shoes. We told him no-one would give him money cause he didn't look like he came out of the gutter. So he stands up and starts taking off his shirt. OMG!!! Well needless to say we stopped him there in his tracks.

Mind you a few ppl started to come back and were considering giving him money just for the effort.

*shakes head, he can't be mine.....surely* :laugh:

10-09-2002, 01:28 AM
:laugh: He sounds like a good kid though...how old is he?

10-09-2002, 01:36 AM
He's 10, but the size of a 15 yr old.
He gets that warped sense of humour from his father though!!! :angel:

10-10-2002, 03:34 AM
:cackle: yours is 15 and is just like his father.... mine is only 16 months old and he is a clone of his father.

10-10-2002, 10:39 AM
Ooops well keep him out of cars when he drinks then ;)

10-10-2002, 11:48 AM
After seeing what mine are capable of at drivng go-karts, i don't want to know what they are going to be like driving cars.:eek:

10-10-2002, 01:49 PM
:wave: how did the long drive home go...:D

10-10-2002, 02:16 PM
I got home @ 12:10am and it drizzled rain all the way. :zzz:

10-10-2002, 02:20 PM
You must have felt tired after that...:p Actually I find it funny to drive long distances considering with my directional sense I could get lost going to the letterbox...:laugh:

10-10-2002, 02:23 PM
I was stuffed to say the least, but I still didn't end up going to bed until 2am. I don't have much of a sense of direction either.
*now, was that a left or a right at the first set of lights?*

10-10-2002, 05:01 PM
Turn watch if left and ring if right :angel:

10-10-2002, 05:31 PM
Have you ever asked for directions and the person says something like...
"Yeah I know where that is, it's right there..."
With such embarrasement to find that it's visibly just down the road...:o... :hmph:

10-10-2002, 05:50 PM
Do that at the supermarket all the time :o

10-11-2002, 05:46 AM
LoL... remembering when i was a kid I use to go to the store with my mom and i would walk around with my brother and start putting all kinds of stuff in other peoples carts .... it was funny watching a old lady at check out put a box of condoms and tampon and a douch on the counter she then looked and said hey these are not mine we busted out laughing

10-11-2002, 03:34 PM
:confused: Fun story and all, hate to ask a stupid question, but what's a douch?...:confused:

10-11-2002, 03:56 PM
never never never mind :cackle: ahhh what hell you never heard of one??? :cackle: its a female product used pretty much for cleaning after sex!!

10-11-2002, 08:43 PM
Maybe it's an american term...:p

10-12-2002, 12:11 AM
No................. it is used in Aus too SB :angel:

10-12-2002, 12:43 AM
Many, many years ago. I wonder if anyone still does it that way.:?:

10-12-2002, 12:45 AM
:o Oh! I really feel like a baka now...:p

10-12-2002, 03:20 AM
ROFLMAO... :crazy: should i describe the thingie too you:

1. you buy it at the store
2. its used pretty much after sex
3. its a liquid
4. it has a device like a tampon that you put into your (v)
5. you squeeze the bottle into the (v) and you then smell fresh and clean!!

Now that I am turning every shade of red do you pretty much get the picture????

Wait I am not drawling any diagrams now lol

10-12-2002, 03:30 AM
:laugh: Desription not really necessary though...:o

10-12-2002, 04:08 PM
it also helps to fight these off too http://smilies.uniquehardware.co.uk/otn/funny/tdo13.gif

10-18-2002, 07:37 AM
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons/happy/019.gif Yeah...I could without those little *******s...

10-19-2002, 03:49 AM
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/travesmilies/smilie_lol.gif Me too!! Those little suckers are exspensive!!

10-20-2002, 12:49 AM
.........and all you seem to do with them is keep http://members.hn.ozemail.com.au/smiley66/smiles/banghead.gif

10-20-2002, 02:04 AM
I don't think I will ever change my idea on not having kids...:p

10-22-2002, 05:59 AM
Kids are fun!! Except my 13 year old daughter she tends to drive me up the friggin wall!!
She is into dating: and all she seems to date are: http://smilies.networkessence.net/ups/DeNiro/green_alien.gif this is driving me: http://smilies.networkessence.net/contrib/blackeye/Eyecrazy.gif This one boy she is dating is worthless personally I want to http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/wuerg/wuerg014.gif He is very disrespectfull and just totally nasty!!

personally I want to http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sport/sport002.gifor http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sport/sport005.gifhim!!

10-22-2002, 06:01 AM
But my http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/engel/engel027.gif is my son!! He is so cute and full of energy and loves playing with wheels... or anything that has wheels.... he is so funny with them!!

10-22-2002, 11:14 AM
I can relaTE TO THE ABOVE posts stormyw, but I haven't had the "dating prob with my girls yet though http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fam/fam14.gif

10-22-2002, 01:50 PM
Well today was my breaking point with my daughter!! I let her walk to the beach today with 2 of her girl friends. All I asked of the brat was be home before dark. She calls me at 7:45 and ask is she could say alittle longer I told her that her friends mother was on the way to pick them up my daughter goes and say ya she already did and we stayed. Well since she was calling already after dark I was pretty pissed and told her she was to start walking now!! Time goes by and no Amanda (my daughter) now its already 9:15 and I know it doesn't take that long to walk home from the beach complex so I got into my car and started looking for her. I found her on a corner with that scum sucker....I made a big U turn and drove up right on my daughter and that ewwww jurk I almost hit my daughter with my car!! I jumped out of my car and grabbed my daughter and threw her in the car!! The little freak thinks he is going to be barney bad a$$ and get smart with me I started walking up to him like to fight the little punk..... screaming at him if he doesn't stay away from my daughter I was going to beat the living _ _ _ _ outta him. Well since he started running away from me I picked up the kids bike and threw it... he comes running up to me like he is going to hit me.... boy I reached into my car and grab what ever I could find and started swinging (laughing I grab a spark plug wire that I had in my backseat as a spair) he was getting all mouthy as my daughter tries to get in the middle I threw her back in the car and got in my car myself!! I never had so much hate for a kid in my life as I do for this little scum bag!! This is not my first incounter with him. This is the same little jurk she skipped school with!! Well now I dont think I am going to have a problem with him anymore since my daughters now grounded for month(S) And after that she still is not going anywhere walking again!! I will do what ever means to keep that low life trailor trash kid away from my daughter!!
I am at my end's end with this whole situation. I moved over to the west coast to avoid those types of people.
Why is it that my daughter has to date people with a bigger rap sheet then most criminals out there????

Rap sheet='s who many times he has been in trouble with the law.
He dont go to school, he smokes cigarettes, probley pot too, he drinks and is a run away.
All I know is if that freak calls my house Im going to jump in my car and go to the house he stays at and rip the phone jack out of his house from the outside!!

10-22-2002, 02:53 PM
That doesn't sound embarrasing, it just sounds frustrating.
Maybe almost running over your own daughter could be...
13 is such a tough age...Well that's what I thought anyway.

10-22-2002, 09:10 PM
Sounds like she is grounded for life............even worse than my 8 yr old.............makes me depressed thinking I still have to go through that :cry:

10-22-2002, 10:32 PM
You girls think you've got it tough?

I'll let you stand in my shoes for a day and have my 17 year old son and then I'd still wish you luck, knowing you'd never get through to him.

I won't go into details, but it tears your heart out seeing your kids doing things you yourself would never even think about doing in a million years. :(

........and the kinds of things he's doing atm are embarrasing and degrading to any parent out there.

10-23-2002, 12:24 AM
Even though I am not a parent I think I can vaguely comprehend...It usually works out in the end "Well I hope so anyway...:p

10-23-2002, 03:58 AM
Yes I agree almost hitting my daughter with my car was intense: it was not done on perpose: when i hit the brakes the car on the grass slid. If I was going to hit anyone it would of been the punk!!

I am at the end's end with my daughter I don't know what to do anymore!! I feel bad for her in someways, her father once I devorced him took off back to his country and has never paid a penny in child support... my other daughters father kinda took over the part of daddy and once I left him he desided he didnt want to be her daddy anymore and they had a really huge bond when she was growning up!! She doesn't get along with trick and she will not give him the time or day to get close but I dont blame her for her first 2 lost.

It just seems when I give her an inch she takes a mile!! When I start showing trust in her she breaks it. I know 13 is a hard age. But the way she is leading herself she will be one of those kids having a baby at 16.

I was 18 when I had her, and that was just to young. I gave up alot when I got married at such a young age (17) but at that time that was my choice. (I was blinded by the sight) I wish my mother would of not allowed me to get married. I wish she would of really talked some true since into me! "not that I would of listened" she did sit me down and ask me is this what you really want and I said yes.... so she said ok and signed the release... becaues I was married underage. If she would of sat me down and said don't do this It might of stuck in my mind and gave me time to think things over. But instead I was devorced at 19... guess I was actually married to the dothead for 2 years... lol thought it was just one year!!

I just dont want her making my mistakes and I will do what ever I can to prevent this from happening!! Girls are just so hard to understand!! I understand that kids make mistakes that it is all par for the course!! But when it comes to people she dates: if she cant bring the person over to my house for my approval then she will be boyfriendless!! What happened to the old days when the boy came over and took your child out to the movies. This is not the kids today.... I rather her date a kid alittle older then herself that can take her out and go places. As to these little thugs that will never amount to anything. He's a run away, he drinks smokes and totally disrespects others!! This is not someone that will be dating my kid!! I dont know today I plan on having a big heart to heart with her and if she doesnt change she will have a life of nothings because I wont do anything for her and will probably ship her off to bording school or sumthing!!

10-23-2002, 04:04 AM
P.S. Wiggo wanna trade??? Atleast you wont have to worry about your son coming home prego... as I do with my daugher. Yes I know its the boy who gets the girl prego but when it comes down to the line its the mother of the girl that does all for the baby.

I think in general all kids are ment to give there parents gray hair!!

10-23-2002, 01:10 PM
:D Being 26 already, this is going to seem as an ironic statement even though it's too late to have kids now...Geez reading a few things here makes me think why do people become parents...
And a question Is there any age where they actually are a pleasure to be around...Kids I mean...

10-23-2002, 02:55 PM
The pleasure of having a baby, is well worth any crap they may put you threw in the future. I know with my daughter we will come out have a good bond (hopefully) or she will eather hate me!! I know one day she will get her pay back when she has her own children!! And when she comes to me for advice I will laugh and say REMEMBER!!! Its just this generation is way outta wack!! Children here in the states have to many rights... I could go to jail for hitting my daughter. (its called child abuse) They want you to put them in time out!! But anyways, being of your age, its never to young but I think we have scared you forever lol.

10-23-2002, 09:23 PM
:p Nah probably not, but I do believe if I was to be a mom, I think I'd be a good one, but I think I am a bit too selfish. Maybe the wrong chose of words but I know what I mean by them...

The Creator
10-23-2002, 09:44 PM
tch tch tch.....u are being much too hard on the kid, at school we get hammered constantly about safe sex and the like, no guy with half a brain cell (and i'm sure even this guys got that) carries a 'raincoat' around with him, so the chances are quite small of ur daughter coming home with something extra in her.....

And secondly, if she keeps running back to this dude, have u thought that she might REALLY like him? Yeah i'm sure shes not thinking of anything serious like marriage, no kid our age does, but if u keep on keeping her prisoner in her own home, and not letting her venture out, there is a good chance she'll do what the other guy did.....run away, there is every chance she may do that, try and reason with, come to equal grounds about the kid, do u dis-trust ur daughters mind that much as to push her away from you?


10-24-2002, 01:27 PM
You have a great point there: And it is nice to hear from someone around my daughters age. I have tried my best when it comes to the punk!! My first incounter with the jurk was when he called my house in the morning and asked for my daughter and I told him she had left to school. The jurk hangs up and calls right back... I told him once again that she had left to school and then asked him doesn't he go to school? No was the answer and I told him he need too cuz he doesn't understand english that my daughter has gone to school. He got smart with me and I told him not to call my house again: The little pest calls back and tells me not to boss him around that he can do what ever he wants to! Then I have a strick rule here no phone calls after 9 at night.... this little sucker calls my house 10, 11 and even 2 and 3 in the morning!! I got the chance to confront this little jurk and told him what was up.... then just a few days ago I took my kids to the beach complex and he was there and seemed to be nice.... Although he was calling me MOMMA B as in momma [email protected]@tch.... I still at this time gave the jurk the benifit of the dought and said ok.... but after this adventure not happening again.

My daughter is not brave enough to run away!! She would not even address the thought in her mind because she knows what will happen.... "right off to boot camp in a heart beat" Right now she knows she was wrong and has been avoiding any conversations about that day! She will in a few days come to me and try and be all nice but this time it will not work!! She has to learn the wrong's from the rights somehow and being grounded should should aid in this process!! She also new from the last time she was in trouble that I let her go pretty easy with the pure understanding that she will be grounded the full month next time.

10-24-2002, 11:42 PM
Actually not the best embarrasing story, but one day comes to mind three things happened lost my virginity, moved out of home and stopped talking to my mom... but there was the first guy I was seeing, and also he was my coach and PE teacher and a very close friend we started to see each other when I was in yr 8, a year after we had met...it got serious quickly due to how much time and things we went through. We left the school at lunch and walked a few mins to my house and well you'll never guess my mom had a day off work and I didn't know, she walked out back to do laundry and well you never guess what she found on the washing machine...:eek: But she protested us so much and said I must change schools and never see him again...Actually that day he helped me move out and we lived together for about two years, but outside pressures were too much and we stopped seeing each other, but he is one of my best friends still...

10-25-2002, 03:17 AM
Ummmm was the washing machine on lol...

Omg remembering this one time right before me and trick moved in with eachother, I was living with my parents and he came over one day.... LMAO just remembering: Lets just say trick came over and game me for the first time this little pill and tells me to take it.... sooooo I did the next thing you know , He is laying down in my bed and I am all loud and stuff laughing as my mom walks in the door and see's me spraying jel shaving cream all over the place... she looks at me as I was LMAO.... she says what the hell am I doing... (she thought I was drunk cuz we were drinking also) --- anyways.... she walks out and goes to watch tv.... now trick is laying on my bed sleeping when she comes in to find out why I was laughing so hard...... she see's me painting tricks finger nail... toe nails all these differant colors.... she just laughs and walks out..... now if that wasn't bad time goes by and the phone rings for me my mom answers it and comes in the room to tell me the phone is for me.... right then and there she busted us in the act.... I looked up at her and told her to tell whoever was on the phone call back later Im bussy!! My mom looked at me as if I was crazy and started laughing at me!!
All I remember really is when trick woke up the next moring and telling me that I better have nail polish remover and get the polish of his fingers...... so i did... remembers later on that day getting a phone call saying .... I am going to kill you: I said why.... he goes try explaining to your (his mother) why he had several differant colors of nail polish on his toes... I busted out laughing and said oppps I forgot!!

10-25-2002, 05:47 PM
lol...should of had the washing machine on, she wasn't impressed if it wasn't for me blackmailing her she wouldn't bought him up on charges...

11-01-2002, 02:52 AM
heheheh, that would of been more pleasure lol.... gotta love black mail... its much better then snail mail

11-01-2002, 08:41 PM
I don't worry about the colour............as long as it is nice mail http://smilies.networkessence.net/contrib/ruinkai/bigglasses.gif

11-02-2002, 03:21 PM
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen008.gif I like good mail too.....

11-03-2002, 10:03 AM
mind you good male is nice too :devil win

11-03-2002, 05:02 PM
Heheheh, male.... when it comes to that kinda male ill take em all lol

11-03-2002, 05:56 PM
Thought that might interest you too ;)

11-06-2002, 12:52 PM
When it come to male... my eyes are always open

11-07-2002, 08:58 PM
wink wink..........say no more ;)

11-08-2002, 07:20 PM
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, I want a bit more. :D

11-09-2002, 07:42 AM
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, I want a bit more. :D http://members.optushome.com.au/wiggo100/krakrani.gifhttp://members.optushome.com.au/wiggo100/scared.gif

11-09-2002, 07:46 AM
http://www.stormybaka.net/slapsforehead.gif...Oy! you ppl confuse me at times...:laugh:

11-09-2002, 07:48 AM
:?: why :?:

11-09-2002, 07:52 AM
hmm! you edited it...:confused:

11-10-2002, 09:01 PM
Tell me what "was there" plz stormyb? :?:

11-12-2002, 06:59 AM
Nothing, just added another smiley :D

11-15-2002, 11:05 PM
You'd tell me anything just to shut me up. :)

11-16-2002, 02:30 AM
isnt that they way it always is in most cases!!

11-16-2002, 06:47 PM
http://www.stormybaka.net/shutup.gif "mumble mumble mumble"
"blah" I will not be silenced..."http://www.stormybaka.net/screama.gif

11-30-2002, 08:56 AM
.........and we stand united!!!

12-02-2002, 12:38 PM
ya what ws said!!

12-02-2002, 06:44 PM
ok I give up ehat were we talking about again :?:

12-05-2002, 12:06 PM
ummm i give up too: guess it was just chit chat lol

anyways i had and embarising moment the other day.... I was in the store with my son who is 19 months old.... we were in the toy department which is pretty packed this time of year when all of a sudden my son lets out this big huge fart.... so loud that people looked at me thinking it was me..... the only thing i could do was laugh and say..... "yep thats his daddy in him" people started laughing.... it was just too funny!!

Kinda reminds me of when my first born was 2 she being a barney fan had some really great manners.... well me and her were in a resterant eating when she yelled out excuse me.... and stupid me asked her for what and she yelled out "I farted" i almost died that made everyone laugh as well..... kids they have the weirdest ways of embarising their parents

12-06-2002, 03:45 PM
But ya gotta luv em :cantfocus

12-08-2002, 06:42 PM
.........when they're asleep.

12-09-2002, 03:46 AM
^ Sorry forgot to specify that condition :D

12-15-2002, 10:08 AM
At least that way, they're not argueing or fighting. :argue:

12-15-2002, 10:40 AM
And they do look cute..................drooling :cackle:

12-15-2002, 01:08 PM
That must be the butter melting in their mouths.:rolleyes2

12-16-2002, 07:15 PM
Oh and here it was with me thinking they are mongrels :p onlly joking :cackle: :cackle:

01-11-2003, 03:54 AM
lol they are!! Thank God my kids are pretty much over the fighting stage and are working to get along.... that is the 13 and 8 year old... the baby he fights with himself just to hear himself i think

01-11-2003, 11:32 AM
They never grow out of that, no matter what age they are.http://members.hn.ozemail.com.au/smiley66/smiles/hairout.gif

Nice to see you back with us SW.

01-11-2003, 03:06 PM
Thanks.... my daughters go threw their moments but I do have to say this.... atleast now they act like they love eachother. Unlike before they I swear acted like they hated each other with a passion.

01-11-2003, 08:37 PM
:p Hey Stormyw... I see all are back and posting...:thumb:

01-15-2003, 09:45 PM
yeppers!! I just took a vacation type a thingie

01-16-2003, 04:36 AM
Hi SW.........back to kids.......I thought it was brotherly/sisterly love that you fight amongst yourselves...........but heaven forbid anyone else doing it..........they seem to present an united front then : peace:

01-22-2003, 02:46 AM
Laughing i dont know what it is!!

01-24-2003, 05:41 PM
Yep, it's ok for brothers and/or sisters to fight, but when someone else comes into the equation they stand united with each other against the intruder.

01-25-2003, 08:17 PM
Isn't it strange though, it seems brothers and sisters think they have exclusive rights in fighting, maybe its because no matter what you say they are still around when you need them : peace:

01-26-2003, 09:42 AM
Yep, amazing how the tables turn so quickly.

From this http://members.hn.ozemail.com.au/smiley66/smiles/boxin.gif to this http://members.hn.ozemail.com.au/smiley66/smiles/grouphug.gif in a matter of moments.

02-03-2003, 12:00 PM
Both my girls are very protective with my son!! I remember taking my son to my older daughter school for an activity... when over in a distance these girls were pointing at her brothers face and whispering to eachother.... In amazement my daughter went up to those girls and said do you have a problem?? And then proceeded to say .... good cuz I would hate to have to solve it.... when the girls said no!!

My son has a light red birthmark on his face.... its pretty much considered to be port wine stain.... but happens to be alot lighter then most cases.... but is on a large part of his face and when he goes for his treatments... due to the laser it causes purple spots to be on his face.... he looks funny its hard for me not to laugh.... but they go away in a matter of weeks if that... once he is about 6 the mark should be completely gone.... but due to my sons condition they are very protective over him.....

02-03-2003, 05:02 PM
Other children can be so cruel sometimes, you see it happen nearly everyday of the week. It's a pitty when some of them get older that they still don't consider other ppl's feelings, only themselves.

Good on your girls for sticking up for the brother.

02-04-2003, 10:32 AM
I dont know my kids tend to confuse me at times.... one minute they like eachother the next they are at eachothers throats. I guess this is just my mom's way of saying "hey paybacks are a B*tch."

02-04-2003, 03:46 PM
And I can't wait til my kids finally get their payback :thumb: :cackle:

02-04-2003, 11:06 PM
yep me too!! but watch my kids do it the smart way... and have only one kid!!

02-05-2003, 08:50 AM
Damn that would be right...........not only make you insane but rub in the salt by being smarter :angryfire

02-07-2003, 03:14 PM
I only have a son and there is a big difference between him and friends of mine that have 2,3 or 4 children. That sibling rivalry isn't there. I was the only boy with an older sister and a younger one.
Some days were great, others were war:shoot: . I could mess with my sisters but I wouldn't allow anyone else to. Go fogure.

02-07-2003, 09:07 PM
I didn't have sibling rivalry until I had No 2. http://members.hn.ozemail.com.au/smiley66/smiles/bully.gif

02-07-2003, 09:39 PM



THEN BROTHER 1950.... ME '51..... LIL BRO' '52......LIL SIS '53

LILR SIS '54..........LILEST SIS '55.................DIVORCED '57




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02-07-2003, 09:41 PM
They are, but what would you do without them?
They make life interesting I'll say that!

02-07-2003, 10:17 PM









02-08-2003, 05:28 AM
But as they say insanity is hereditary............you get it from your kids :angel:

02-08-2003, 06:32 AM
right you are and childbirth is also hereditary.......

if yo parents didn't have no kids.........

you ain't gonna have none either....:crazy:

duhdump da da dumpta if i only had a brain!!!!


02-08-2003, 06:41 AM
If I had a brain I'm damn sure I wouldn't be working for someone else. :crazy:

02-08-2003, 07:35 AM
where's the thrill of victory in dat....

agony of da feets gets old rapidtito...

but, lives a challenge than ya dye:laugh:

02-08-2003, 07:37 AM
It's a challenge just to get out of bed in the morning.

02-08-2003, 07:59 AM
what? bed....morning...huhhh

mission impossible...turning off power to computers!!!

and having a life sans screen......

02-08-2003, 08:02 AM
I can't turn off the computer, that would be the end of life as we know it.

02-08-2003, 08:23 AM
zactly my drift.....so, fix/build others as excuse too

neither sleep or throw power switch and life off in

same fell swooooop.....sw go eat that backy so's i might satnd a halfaas chance a catchin up ......gettin lil polluted here..:shoot2: :knife: :drunk: :confused: :hammer:

02-08-2003, 08:32 AM
Heehee, that's funny cause inbetween all this I've had breaky a cuppa and hung out a load of washing and started another one.

[edit] if you've got your email notification on and are getting emails for these threads, I'd advise you to go and turn them off, otherwise your mailbox is going to be full to the brim. [edit]

02-08-2003, 08:47 AM
lomfasrotfic:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: but hows dat gonna

catch me up when the soldering iron impedes my typing not

ta ments these LEDs don't blong on these keys....or sytem

kiddin.........but really have enjoyed smileys to point of making

inadvertant collection on active window & need to make it

my web pg so's you'all can have gut bustin peep at how many

avs and smileys from TT forum only have arranged in most

amussing array.to say da least........2 braindead ta figure it out

just now :shoot2: :drunk: : party ha 1 man a party does not

make/but solo party down hearty this one can take.....

gotta run to da connection seems it's b-d again 2day....

and never when i is a lookin' ......sneaky lil peat:wave:

dis sigs gotta go...tired un x'n damn ting:cheers:

02-08-2003, 06:50 PM
I have 2 pages of smileys on my website and that's just the to start with.

02-09-2003, 10:15 AM
What ya mean dare is a site yet unseen...:knife: clue me on
da addy:?: :zzz: cuz i'm asleep at da wheel:thumb: and
tryin'da catchup ting after b-d intake:laugh:

02-09-2003, 12:00 PM
If you have a look right down under this post I just made, it gives you the time of my post, a little blue arrow that flashes blue indicating to you whether I'm on line or not, a blue profile button, pm button, then my "WWW" button....etc. there you will find my homepage.

My pictures on the site were buggared up from when I used the last ftp to upload, so they're a bit out of shape, just haven't got around to fixing them yet.....being lazy I guess.

02-09-2003, 01:37 PM
dump dah dump dah dadummmmm if i only had a bharain:crazy:
gotcha WS :geek: i be liken dis thread.....kinda hard to find
when busy tagin' post ta catchup...:eek: hafta kickstart da
old greymatter i guess.......yo pm stated it was PostMaridian
soooooooo,dhaaaa i ah were temp missing in action:rolleyes2

02-09-2003, 01:58 PM
You'll just have to prioritise :cackle:

02-09-2003, 02:40 PM
:Dspeaking of priority.........must make short trip to hardware
store for paint job&case mod coinsadentals(sic) :crazy:
back in 10/15min

11-30-2003, 09:46 AM
I went and played bingo with the old girls the other night and they had a new caller. Typical young male syndrome.
Anyway, the next number out was 13 and he calls 23 for some reason *must have been bored*. When he realises that he's called the wrong number he says aaaaaaaaah fu** it very loud over the microphone. You should have seen the old grannys faces, it was one funny moment for me and one embarassing one for him. All I could do through the whole game was keep bursting out laughing.
Poor guy, not that I felt sorry for him, it made my night seeing the jaws drop to the floor on the older women.

12-09-2003, 03:44 PM
I've said far worse while playaing bingo, but, fortunately i wasn't behind the mic:laugh:

12-09-2003, 08:02 PM
I'd have to agree with u there, but it would never be loud enough for the whole auditorium to hear me say it!

12-09-2003, 09:36 PM
Amen to that one WS:cackle:

12-15-2003, 07:53 PM
How about replying to a new princaple at your kids school, the question being how many of my kids there..answer 3..so far so good
next question.....male or female?,,,,,,,,,ummmmmm bering my answer 2 male 1 fem no wait a sec 2 male no......2 female 1 male

then what year are they in....at this point I looked helplessly at the old principal who then helped me out with the correct years......talk about embarrassment :o :o :o :o

12-26-2003, 09:17 AM
Getting out of the pool and your pants falling down with the weight of the water in them..:o

12-26-2003, 09:36 AM
Gettin' outa the water only to discover ya weren't any pants when ya went in either.:eek:

12-26-2003, 09:46 AM
skinny dippin'

12-26-2003, 10:12 AM
not when ya get out on the other side of the lake at some one elses family reunion:eek:

01-11-2004, 05:49 AM
no longer able to "skinny dip" with all the weight added on :yuc:

01-11-2004, 05:01 PM
yeah we'll start are own Diet Dippin' and see how long the water last:rofl:

01-15-2004, 06:56 PM
how about bending over at work to pick something up and hearing a ripping sound LOL and I don't mean good (PS didnt happen to me thank goodness )

01-15-2004, 08:39 PM
Been there and done that as a roofer and i don't wear undies:o

02-20-2004, 12:28 PM
This is more funny than embarrassing...atleast to me anyway. Some friends and I were sitting outside the local supermarket when a lady and her son(about 3 or so) are about to walk in. She stops to use the payphone, which is just outside the doors. Her son tells her about 3 times he need to go potty. He got tired of waiting and just pulled it out and pissed right out there in front. What made it worse was watching people walk going in and out walking through it. I'm not even sure his mom ever knew what happened.

02-28-2004, 08:05 PM
I thought that was something all boys/men did everyday :confused:

03-03-2004, 09:36 PM
Yeah, guess Jukn's never changed the diaper on bouncing baby boy when he's got that urge:rofl:

03-04-2004, 05:44 AM
Thank God, I got a little girl.:) So I have never had the pleasure of changing a diaper and being peed on.

03-04-2004, 04:07 PM
Yeah but, that Thank God part will all change with puberty.
Once you get a gander at all the Testosterone geeks that come
to your door in droves.:hammer: