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TwistedMovistar
11-22-2003, 08:46 AM
you forgot the word so i will give you one

nokia

asklepios
11-22-2003, 05:35 PM
nokia = mobile phone = camera enabled = taking pictures of gf on beach = getting hot = sex on the beach


ballot

dryadsoul
11-22-2003, 09:55 PM
Ballot = why bother voting if we can screw ourselves better =
more efficient use of sexual energy = untaxable sex


Lake Titticaca

Ph34Rless
11-23-2003, 12:41 AM
Lake Titticaca = sexy secene with a women = hot sex

fire

TwistedMovistar
11-23-2003, 02:08 AM
fire = burning dick = gave you the package = you've got aids (bummer)

socks

dryadsoul
11-23-2003, 01:48 PM
socks = foot fetish = kinky sex


Manure spreader

asklepios
11-24-2003, 03:05 AM
Manure spreader = stinks = **** = ass = anal sex


tap dance

dryadsoul
11-24-2003, 03:15 PM
tap dance = class = lots of long sexy legs = after class horizontal sex in the hallway



Mormon bible class

asklepios
11-26-2003, 04:14 AM
Mormon bible class = learning how god created life = thinking about helping god in the creation = going back home = giving a helping hand in bed


dew

Ph34Rless
11-26-2003, 08:09 AM
dew = stick = so is cum = sex

nutcracker

dryadsoul
11-26-2003, 08:21 AM
nutcracker = 300lb Compton crackhead ***** = nightmare sex = flat john


circumnavigate

asklepios
11-28-2003, 09:51 PM
circumnavigate = meet new and hot girls = new fling = one night stands = sex without commitments


HTML Code

Wiggo's-sister
11-28-2003, 10:49 PM
HTML Code = frustration = not doing it correctly = one frustrated biatch = none enjoyable sex :mad:


shoe

dryadsoul
11-29-2003, 01:10 AM
Shoe = spike heels & whip = dominatrix = B&D S&M sex


Spanner

minibubba
11-29-2003, 12:37 PM
spanner = huh? = ditzy blonde = 'easy' sex

IBM

asklepios
11-29-2003, 01:30 PM
IBM = crappy HD = f**ked PC = depression = soft willie = sucking by gf = oral sex


CD Holder

dryadsoul
11-29-2003, 01:33 PM
CD holder = tunage = motown = ambiance = horizontal bop/sex



Trash Compactor

Wiggo's-sister
11-30-2003, 10:29 AM
Trash Compactor = small packages = disappointment = to small = no gratification = self satisfaction = masturbation = self sex

splice

dryadsoul
11-30-2003, 02:17 PM
splice = dildo/pecker graphed/extention = longer/deeper sexual explorations


Spatula

Fatguy3
12-07-2003, 02:08 AM
Spatula = Pasta = Wine = Barry Manilow = Guarenteed Lay = Herpes

Crack*****s

Wiggo's-sister
12-07-2003, 09:41 PM
Crack*****s = expensive lay = smashed sex

pipe

dryadsoul
12-09-2003, 04:24 PM
pipe = itallian = pizza = layed = kinda like sex = chicago


dan ryan expressway

Wiggo's-sister
12-26-2003, 10:36 AM
dan ryan expressway = left and right lanes = exit ramp = too quick = didn't feel a thing = one minute wonder = not worth it sex


cramp

dryadsoul
12-26-2003, 11:00 AM
cramp = message = cramp relief = PreMensturalSex


catchup

Wordbiker
01-04-2004, 04:13 PM
Catchup=french fries=happy meal=oral sex

Limburger

minibubba
01-05-2004, 02:02 AM
Limburger = smells = outside for fresh air = sex on the grass

digital

Wordbiker
01-05-2004, 02:06 AM
Digital=binary=bisexual

dryadsoul
01-08-2004, 05:14 PM
Bisexual = 2 in bed = 1 having sex with 1's self


tri-cycle

minibubba
02-16-2004, 08:56 AM
tri-cycle=children=pedifile :shoot2:

wifi

dryadsoul
02-16-2004, 09:00 AM
wifi = wireless = unleashed dog = PC gamers leg = sexually gratified dog



nicotine stains

minibubba
02-16-2004, 09:06 AM
nicotine stains = ugly teeth = teeth whitening treatment = sexy smile = laid by shallow women with teeth obsession

fur

Kat_Dunnigan
02-27-2004, 11:58 PM
fur=rabbit=soft=guy who's not interested = get him drunk =sex =but not fun =stopped doing that = bored = gotta life=got married =happiness= sex anytime!!

Kat_Dunnigan
02-27-2004, 11:59 PM
fur=rabbit=soft=guy who's not interested = get him drunk =sex =but not fun =stopped doing that = bored = gotta life=got married =happiness= sex anytime!!


pills

minibubba
02-28-2004, 12:20 AM
pills=date rape pills=date rape=prison=prison sex

plastic

Wiggo's-sister
02-28-2004, 08:50 PM
Plastic = dildo = your own entertainment = getting it the way you like it = 100% satisfaction

singe

minibubba
02-29-2004, 01:55 AM
singe? :confused:

dryadsoul
03-03-2004, 10:25 PM
singe = pubic hair melt down = major friction = unlubricated sex


cheese grater

calcrazy
03-15-2004, 02:38 PM
ok, this is going to be a weird one

cheese grater = fondue = wine = drunk = sex

hair scrunchie

minibubba
03-15-2004, 02:51 PM
hair scrunchie=pulled hair=yanked har=rough sex

extra crunchy peanut butter :lips:

calcrazy
03-16-2004, 02:04 AM
extra crunchy peanut butter = breakfast = overnight stay = sex the night before

valve oil

dryadsoul
03-16-2004, 02:18 AM
valve oil = trumpet = blowing your own horn cuz ya got laid

vertual doctor

minibubba
03-18-2004, 12:33 AM
virtual (?) doctor = virtual world = online = IM sex

wanna

System Glitch
03-19-2004, 01:29 PM
wanna = i wanna have sex = motivation to have sex = disappointing one night stand

cute smilies

dryadsoul
03-23-2004, 03:36 PM
cute smilies = stiff yellow appendages = sticky oversexed emoticons


Haggis

!!abbot
09-23-2006, 05:08 PM
How about relating milk? This is one thing that I dont miss while I go to retire after the day end. So it can be said as Milk=boobs=bedtime=sex! What do ya think did I get this right? Nevertheless found it quite interesting to see these relationships that eventually points to sex. This is one thing which can relieve us all from the stress and hassles of the day and make us ready for the next day. Nice posts thanks:Peace!:

brendon
12-16-2006, 12:57 AM
Well you people have left nothing for me, and neither can I come up with any more ideas that can relate to sex, whatever comes in my mind I find is already present here. Nevertheless I must admire that this has been an excellent thread so far! I did not want to break the chain though it was just because I saw no one is posting here after the above poster I decided to write, will be eager to see some more relationships that lead to sex, so c'mon guys cheer up and get on the groove once more!:crazy:

bekesh
02-27-2007, 10:07 PM
When I was a small boy we used to write on the walls:
John + Katie = Hot Sex in The bed

and
That was very funy...

Andrew121
02-28-2007, 12:12 AM
Well man when I was just a small kid, I was about to be a detective, and always like to investigate every thing..... I can remember the day when the first time I found condom in neighbor's garbage can. At first I didn't understand why they left those balloons in garbage can. Then I took them to my friends..... And they told me what those balloons are and where they get used<!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"/> <v:formulas> <v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"/> <v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"/> <v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"/> <v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"/> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"/> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"/> <v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"/> <v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"/> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"/> <v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"/> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"/> <v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"/> </v:formulas> <v:path o:extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect"/> <o:lock v:ext="edit" aspectratio="t"/> </v:shapetype><v:shape id="_x0000_i1025" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="" style='width:25.5pt; height:11.25pt'> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\babu\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_im age001.gif" o:href="http://forums.tweaktown.com/images/smilies/knife.gif"/> </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]-->:knife:<!--[endif]-->.

bmint
04-06-2007, 06:10 AM
lol@bekesh

Kheldar
04-06-2007, 03:24 PM
haggis = well filled scotish man = relaxed = in the mood for sex

antarctica

female dominatrix
05-30-2007, 01:45 AM
antarctica

Antarctica = cold = need to get warm = sex

worm

escorts111
08-16-2007, 06:53 PM
How about Dagwood + Stacy= Doggy Style! Yeah thats the one that I always prefer too. The most good thing about this is it gives a lot of pleasure to both of us and we have a great time together, I also insist the same to be done when am not with my wife and am at other places. Though I always make sure I am never short of the girl services.

jeallen0
12-08-2007, 12:44 AM
worm = tequila worm = hammered = drunk sex

sera1
11-08-2011, 02:02 AM
i cansee that this is a old thread but there are some intresting points, i can't see why escorts london (http://www.diorescorts.co.uk)keep getting a mention but its sure nice to see them x