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Albinus
11-29-2001, 09:47 AM
OK - for those who can't remember this game, here's how it works. The idea is to point out that everything in life is related to sex, for example:

Computer = Internet = Porn = Raunchy = Sex

And then list a new concept, such as:

Cigarette

So let's start off, shall we?

Albinus
11-29-2001, 09:49 AM
Cigarette = Post-Coital = Sex

The Devil :devil:

Synthetic
11-29-2001, 09:59 AM
the devil = pimp = hoes = hot chicks = sex

vicks vaporub

MaDhAtTeR
11-29-2001, 10:32 AM
How do u relate say.... A rubber duckie to sex?

Synthetic
11-29-2001, 10:36 AM
well.......
u could go
Rubber duckie = bath = naked chick = sex

or
rubber duckie = rubber = condom = sex
:D

Albinus
11-29-2001, 11:04 AM
vicks vaporub = put it on at bedtime = condom = sex

Krohn's server

Slamo
11-29-2001, 11:27 AM
Krohns Server = Krohn = Poofta = Homosexuality = Sex

Kheldar
11-29-2001, 11:48 AM
since u didn't leave a topic slamo I'll make one up

Slamo = problem with girls = no sex = sex

Perl

Andy
11-29-2001, 12:38 PM
perl=women like=women=sex :D

ooh...ooh almost forgot a topic... ummm...


speakers :p

Olie
11-29-2001, 12:40 PM
you did it again andy!!!
cool
cool=ice=kinky=sex

chocholate

Synthetic
11-29-2001, 01:33 PM
chocolate = girls like to eat it = give them somethin else to put in their mouth = oral sex = sex

zippo lighter fluid

Grim Reaper
11-29-2001, 01:49 PM
zippo lighter fluid = lighting a candle = romantic = leads to sex

elephants

Synthetic
11-29-2001, 02:33 PM
elephants = fat = fat mommas = yuck = no sex

suicide

Andy
11-29-2001, 02:43 PM
suicide=too long w/o sex=sex

Synthetic
11-29-2001, 03:04 PM
u didnt leave a new topic again andy

pain = girls first time = virgin = slow/careful sex

invisable

Andy
11-29-2001, 03:08 PM
invisible=money in wallet=woman been shopping=for sex toys :D=sex

ok, heres the topic now :p

0.00003 mm piece of steel :p

Synthetic
11-29-2001, 03:13 PM
0.00003 mm piece of steel = small = pinny = bad sex

tree

Andy
11-29-2001, 03:14 PM
tree=splinter=kinky sex=sex(for those showing a bit of density in the head *cough synthetic :p*cough* like a [weird]guy sticking his d*ck into a hole in the tree)

fan

Synthetic
11-29-2001, 03:17 PM
fan = blows air = blow job = sex

musicmatch jukebox

Synthetic
11-29-2001, 03:19 PM
/me slaps you
i just dont have a f*ckedup mind like you. crazy f00

Andy
11-29-2001, 03:25 PM
musicmatch jukebox=www.musicmatchjukebox.com=internet=porn=se x

cat

Andy
11-29-2001, 03:26 PM
/me slaps you
i just dont have a f*ckedup mind like you. crazy f00

my mind is not f*cked up, its just..... special :p

Albinus
11-29-2001, 04:06 PM
cat = Albinus = big stud :D = lots of sex = sex

Yeah, right!!!

Anonymous
11-29-2001, 04:44 PM
Yeah, right!!! = sex will come easy = I wish = sex

TweakTown

Synthetic
11-29-2001, 04:49 PM
Tweaktown = loving community(lol) = love = sex

coke

Olie
11-29-2001, 05:11 PM
coke=bottle=hole="any hole is a goal"=sex

cows

Albinus
11-29-2001, 07:45 PM
cows = female = female human = definately doable = sex

19" Monitor

MySTiCuSS
11-29-2001, 10:30 PM
19"monitor=set a nice screenie=with a nice looking girl=Pull yourself=sex

Globe

Kay
11-30-2001, 04:03 AM
Globe=dim lighting=romantic=sex


beach

MySTiCuSS
11-30-2001, 04:45 AM
beach=nude beach=nice girls=sex

shot

Anonymous
11-30-2001, 05:13 AM
cat = Albinus = big stud :D = lots of sex = sex



Your lucky Alex didn’t get the “Cat” one there Albinus
lololol
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Olie
11-30-2001, 06:40 AM
lolol=luaghing=tickling=forplay=sex

hair

Anonymous
11-30-2001, 06:43 AM
Hair=Ape=Sound an Ape makes=oooh oooh oooh=Good Sex= Alex= Sex :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Lobster with big claws

Kay
11-30-2001, 06:45 AM
shot=glass=skull=drunk=drunken sex



games

Olie
11-30-2001, 06:46 AM
Lobster with big claws=pain=kinky sex=sex



apple pies

Anonymous
11-30-2001, 06:50 AM
Hair=Ape=Sound an Ape makes=oooh oooh oooh=Good Sex= Alex= Sex :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Lobster with big claws

Lobster With Big Claws = Oh crap!! It’s got me by the doodle!!!!!! = Ooooh me doodle ooooh me doodle = Doodle in Pain = And of course a Doodle is a sex organ = Use it when you can = Sex


Rhino

Olie
11-30-2001, 06:51 AM
rhino=armour=weapons of pain=whipping=kinky=sex

Olie
11-30-2001, 06:51 AM
rhino=armour=weapons of pain=whipping=kinky=sex

rope

Anonymous
11-30-2001, 06:56 AM
Rope = Bondage = Sex


Mr Tweak (the sax machine)

Alex
11-30-2001, 07:07 AM
MOOOOSE dont bring me into this hehehe ill talk to u tonight ok ive got PE now bush dance catch ya later guys :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:

Olie
11-30-2001, 07:15 AM
Mr Tweak (the sax machine)=big=boobs=sensual=sex

Anonymous
11-30-2001, 08:03 AM
MOOOOSE dont bring me into this hehehe ill talk to u tonight ok ive got PE now bush dance catch ya later guys :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:


lol

U love it :D

Alex
11-30-2001, 09:21 AM
lol shutup moose ur embarressing me im calling u tonight okme and sally r in the comp room at skool i couldnt keep away so here we r sall wants to no if ur on telstra for ur mob shes wants u bad hehehe:lips: :lips: :lips: :lips: :lips: :lips: :lips:

Anonymous
11-30-2001, 09:44 AM
Well….what can I say
lolol

Yeah

Call me after 10:30 as I think I am going out
Should be alllll sweet

And nah, I am with Optus, and why does Sall “want me”
She doesn’t even know who Moose is :D

Anonymous
11-30-2001, 10:18 AM
I'm feeling a little left out here guys... Back to the game now.



Mooses

Anonymous
11-30-2001, 10:21 AM
Mooses=Canadian Animal=Horny=Neeeeeeds Sex=Hot Wild Pasionate SEX!!!! :D


Phone ;)

Grim Reaper
11-30-2001, 01:00 PM
LOL, geez don't make it TOO hard :eek:

Phone = Phone Sex = Still some sort of Sex




Sticky Tape ;)

Kay
11-30-2001, 09:03 PM
sticky tape=tied up tight=bondage=kinky sex


dry

MySTiCuSS
11-30-2001, 09:59 PM
dry=dry sex=getting horny=sex

ring

Kay
12-01-2001, 09:36 AM
ring=wedding=honeymoon=the last time you have =sex



hand cream

Andy
12-01-2001, 10:46 AM
hand cream=hand job=*******=sex

staple remover

Wiggo
12-01-2001, 10:59 AM
staple remover = office = secretary = sex


can opener

Andy
12-01-2001, 11:18 AM
can opener=can of lube;)=sex

radio

Quicksilver_X
12-01-2001, 11:57 AM
radio=barry white=alot of horny music=alot of sex


glass

Grim Reaper
12-01-2001, 01:45 PM
glass = see thru = see thru dress = gettin horny = sex


Coaster

Kay
12-01-2001, 07:26 PM
coaster=roller coaster=fun park=date=sex


prune

Wiggo's-sister
12-02-2001, 05:09 AM
prune = shrivelled up = no sex

crutchless nickers

Kay
12-02-2001, 10:39 AM
crutchless nickers=what can I say=sex of course



charity

Wiggo's-sister
12-02-2001, 08:15 PM
Charity = non-prostitute = most prob ugly = drunk = sex


toy boy

Grim Reaper
12-02-2001, 08:16 PM
toy boy = tryin out stuff = tryin out kinky stuff = sex


Statue

Olie
12-02-2001, 08:20 PM
statue=pointy object=dildo=self sex=sex


mice

Wiggo's-sister
12-02-2001, 08:24 PM
mice = many = breeding = sex


sunset

Olie
12-02-2001, 08:25 PM
sunset=sun=oil=lube=rubbing=sex


letters

Wiggo's-sister
12-02-2001, 08:40 PM
letters = french letters = getting ready for = sex

horn

Kay
12-02-2001, 09:01 PM
horn=car=back seat=drivein=sex



drawer

Synthetic
12-09-2001, 04:49 PM
drawer = bedroom = bed = sex

Strepsils

Wiggo's-sister
12-09-2001, 05:26 PM
Strepsils = sore throat = head j** = sex

batteries

Synthetic
12-09-2001, 05:33 PM
batteries = power = powerful = big D... - painful sex for the girl

synthetic

Andy
12-09-2001, 05:39 PM
synthetic=manmade=dildo=lesbian=lesbian sex

CD

Synthetic
12-09-2001, 06:22 PM
cd = music = romantic music = romance = leads to sex = sex

:afro: afro

Andy
12-10-2001, 12:21 PM
:afro: afro=hair=pubes=pubic region=sex organ=sex

superglue

MySTiCuSS
12-10-2001, 08:32 PM
superglue=very sticky=sperm=sex

Car

Albinus
12-11-2001, 08:35 AM
Car = Hotted up = hot = attractive girl = take her home = sex

Vodka

The Wizard
12-11-2001, 08:40 AM
vodka=alcohol=inhibitions??? what are those=hey baby, why dont you come home with my tonight?=Hawt Sax!!

computers

Wiggo
12-11-2001, 08:59 AM
computers = internet = porn = sex

table

Wiggo's-sister
12-11-2001, 10:23 AM
Table = dining in :o = eating ??? = intimate = sex


candle

JealousMidget
12-11-2001, 12:23 PM
candle=candle light dinner=romantic=sex

shark

Albinus
12-11-2001, 01:06 PM
shark = loan shark = deceptive = men = sex

mobile phone

Wiggo's-sister
12-11-2001, 01:38 PM
mobile phone = dialing = hotline = sexy voice = hand sex

fantasy

Andy
12-11-2001, 04:52 PM
fantasy=sexual fantasy=sex

plasitc bag

Synthetic
12-11-2001, 05:13 PM
plastic bag = plastic = rubber = condom = sex

hammer

Wiggo's-sister
12-11-2001, 05:19 PM
hammer = hitting it hard = rough = sex


moaning

Wiggo
12-11-2001, 05:47 PM
moaning = groaning = grinding = sex

stand

Synthetic
12-11-2001, 06:05 PM
stand = upright = erect = boner = sex

Smiths chips

Wiggo's-sister
12-11-2001, 06:09 PM
Smiths chips = munching = going down = oral sex

wet

MySTiCuSS
12-12-2001, 03:31 AM
wet=good to f*ck=sex

Poison

Kay
12-12-2001, 04:18 AM
black widow spider=widow=available=sex


fridays

MySTiCuSS
12-12-2001, 04:40 AM
friday=see my girlfriend=a lot of sex

Towel

JealousMidget
12-12-2001, 05:42 AM
towel=shower=sweaty=sex

antimony

shroomcow
12-12-2001, 06:18 AM
Antimony -> Metallic -> Shiny -> Mirror -> Reflects -> Look at girl when she undresses -> Seduction -> Sex

An Unknown Entity (Someone that nor has a peni- or a pus--)

JealousMidget
12-12-2001, 06:37 AM
Unknown Entity=not boy=not a girl=no genitalia=safe sex

telephone book

Andy
12-12-2001, 01:41 PM
telephone book=phone=phone sex=sex

calender

Albinus
12-12-2001, 01:43 PM
Calender = hot chick = :lips: = sex

Loudspeaker

JealousMidget
12-12-2001, 03:23 PM
Loudspeaker=stadiums=sports=athletic sex=sex

street light

DeathsHead
12-12-2001, 03:53 PM
Street Light = Red Light = Red Light District = "Ladies of the evening"

Hip Waders

Wiggo's-sister
12-12-2001, 06:53 PM
Hip Waders = movement = thrust = on top = sex :lips:

handcuffs

Wiggo
12-12-2001, 11:27 PM
handcuffs = bedhead = bondage = kinky sex


broom handle

MySTiCuSS
12-12-2001, 11:33 PM
broom handle=handle girl nice=Love=sex

Worm

Kay
12-13-2001, 05:19 AM
worm=nice dark earth=woods=privacy=sex



fan

Albinus
12-13-2001, 08:07 AM
fan = japanese dancing = kimono = take it off = sex

Voodoo Doll

Wiggo's-sister
12-13-2001, 10:59 AM
Voodoo Doll = pin = prick = um ya know = sex


juicy

Albinus
12-13-2001, 12:51 PM
juicy = man done enough preparation = sex

cigarette

Wiggo
12-13-2001, 12:51 PM
juicy = strawberries & cream = goin' down = snack = sex


pond

Albinus
12-13-2001, 01:17 PM
pond = water = watersports = kinky sex

Mr. Tweak :D

Olie
12-13-2001, 02:13 PM
Mr. Tweak = big= bigger is beter = extra large =condoms = sex


magazines

Wiggo
12-13-2001, 03:26 PM
magazines = Penthouse = girls = sex

fruit

Wiggo's-sister
12-13-2001, 04:11 PM
fruit = cream = sticky = wet = 69 = sex


:o embarassed

JealousMidget
12-13-2001, 05:07 PM
embarassed=erection in class=impress the girl in the seat next to you=she asks you out=sex


BBQ

Wiggo's-sister
12-13-2001, 05:19 PM
BBQ = hot = meat = getting some = sex

sauce

Kay
12-13-2001, 09:26 PM
sauce=what good for the gander=sex



card

Synthetic
12-13-2001, 09:30 PM
card = play ur cards right = sex

loud cpu fan

Kay
12-13-2001, 09:32 PM
loud cpu fan=noise=enjoyment=sex



footy socks

MySTiCuSS
12-13-2001, 09:37 PM
socks=condom=sex

Netherlands

JealousMidget
12-13-2001, 10:32 PM
Netherlands=windmills=going round and round=orgy=sex

fork

Wiggo's-sister
12-14-2001, 03:00 AM
fork = crutch = sex organ = sex


tongue

shroomcow
12-14-2001, 04:17 AM
Tongue = Lick = *****










Osama Bin Laden

Andy
12-14-2001, 07:36 AM
Osama Bin Laden=sex deprived=no sex=sex

lego

shroomcow
12-14-2001, 08:53 AM
Lego = Building = Kinda like building a dildo = Connect peace A to peace B = Connect peace B to C = Shove Dildo = up ass = pleasure = self = sex


Planet X

Olie
12-14-2001, 09:07 AM
planet X= crash= losst of balls= no use of dick = no sex



Olie

Andy
12-14-2001, 11:13 AM
you were asking for this olie(altho not totally true):
olie = gay(?) = gay sex = sex

United Devices(the cancer busting thingo)

Wiggo
12-14-2001, 07:27 PM
United Devices(the cancer busting thingo) = join this device to another = mated = sex

knob

Wiggo's-sister
12-14-2001, 07:51 PM
knob = hard = turned on = sex


feeling

Wiggo
12-14-2001, 11:35 PM
feeling = frisky = horny = sex


cutout

The Wizard
12-15-2001, 03:54 AM
cutout = picture of natalie portman (with hole cutout)= only sex im gettin for 3 weeks

license plate

shroomcow
12-15-2001, 05:33 AM
Liscense Plate = Says 6969XxX = Signals you to go have sex = Get hard = Go get a girl = Bondage = Sex

C++ coding

(this is a hard one. ::rolles eyes::)

Wiggo
12-17-2001, 01:04 PM
C++ coding = a lot of finger work = foreplay = sex

crowbar

Wiggo's-sister
12-17-2001, 01:16 PM
crowbar = solid = hard as = stiff = sex


flusted

Kay
01-08-2002, 08:07 PM
flustered=pressure=press harder=skin to skin=sex



marshmallow

MySTiCuSS
01-09-2002, 03:56 AM
marshmallow= sweet = nice girl = sex

Smile

Andy
01-09-2002, 06:31 AM
smile = kiss = passonate kissing = sex

permanant marker

Beefy
01-09-2002, 07:25 AM
permanent marker - write - letter - love letter - love - sex

garbage bag

Andy
01-09-2002, 07:30 AM
garbage bag = rubbish = dirty = dirty sex ;)

ice cream

Beefy
01-09-2002, 07:32 AM
ice cream = cold = brain freeze = headache = excuse for not having sex = sex

confusion

Andy
01-09-2002, 07:34 AM
confusion = confused about sexual orientation (dman thats a long word ;)) = sexual = sex

shanon elizabeth (the chick on my wallpaper :D)

Beefy
01-09-2002, 07:34 AM
shannon elizabeth = sexy ***** = wanna have sex = sex

blue (my background) :)

Andy
01-09-2002, 07:35 AM
blue = boring = good reason to encourage sex = sex

windows 98

Beefy
01-09-2002, 07:37 AM
windows 98 = microsoft = bill gates = the devil = hell = sin = sinful thoughts = thinking about porn = nudity = people with no clothes = clothing manufacturers = adidas = all day i dream about sex = sex....

stupidly long answers...

Andy
01-09-2002, 07:39 AM
stupid lond answers = everything is related to sex thread = sex

bottle

Beefy
01-09-2002, 07:40 AM
bottle = baby oil = lubricant = car engine = car = drive = drive mad = crazy = out of control = terrorist = FBI = law enforcement = uniform = sexy = sex

belly button lint.

Andy
01-09-2002, 07:42 AM
belly button lint = go down a bit further = genatalia = sex organ = sex

grass

Beefy
01-09-2002, 07:43 AM
grass - smoke - drugs - get high - stupid song by afroman - guy with afro - black guy - big **** (apparently) - good in bed - sex

shoelace

Andy
01-09-2002, 07:45 AM
shoe lace = long and thins = pinner = sex

a speck of dust

Beefy
01-09-2002, 07:49 AM
a speck of dust - dusty - cleaner - maid - french maid - french kiss - french people - france - paris - city of love - city of angels - los angeles - US - NY - tragedy - bad thing - sickness - morning sickness - pregnant - getting pregnant - mistake - non-intentional - accident - car - back seat - good times - old days - no tv - radio - sound - voice - mouth - lips - kiss - ..... where was I? oh, yeah.. - sex. :D

the pickle they put in big macs...

Andy
01-09-2002, 08:20 AM
the pickle they put in big macs = burger = maccas = fast food = bad for health = fat = love handles = exercise program = lotsa chicks wearing close to nothing (in my mind at least ;)) = nothing =air = breath = live = born = test tube baby = IVF = contravercial = angelina jolie = sexy ***** = wanna have sex = sex :D

a cd

Beefy
01-09-2002, 08:54 AM
cd - music - mood music - moods - mood swings - typical female - typical male - thinking about sex - thoughts - mind - brain - pinky and the brain - pinky - pinky finger - finger - index finger - index - book - story book - story - long story - boring - this reply - unneccesary - not needed - needed - sex

Laser Printer Cartridge

Andy
01-09-2002, 08:56 AM
bah, thats easy:

Laser Printer Cartridge = printer = printing out porn = sex

a shirt button

Beefy
01-09-2002, 08:57 AM
shirt button - ripped off in a hurry to get shirt off by some sexy ***** wanting to have sex - sex...

The TT logo

Andy
01-09-2002, 09:02 AM
the TT logo = something that doesn't get you sex = sex

keyboard

Kay
01-09-2002, 09:06 AM
keyboard=email=sex mail=cybersex



tooth

Andy
01-09-2002, 09:08 AM
tooth = inside mouth = pen15 inside mouth = oral sex

screw driver

Kay
01-09-2002, 09:12 AM
screwdriver=alcoholic drink=drink to much=drunken sex with stranger



dance

Andy
01-09-2002, 09:15 AM
dance = romance = sex

roof

Kay
01-09-2002, 09:19 AM
roof=skywatch=stars=romance=sex



microscope

Beefy
01-09-2002, 09:19 AM
microscope - specimen - sperm - sex

ammonium sulphate

Kay
01-09-2002, 09:24 AM
ammonium sulphate=passed out=too much=sex



drag

Beefy
01-09-2002, 09:41 AM
drag - smoke - post sex smoke - sex

light bulb

Wiggo
01-09-2002, 02:54 PM
light bulb = stick in socket = fit in hole = sex

marmalade

Beefy
01-09-2002, 05:32 PM
marmalade - lady marmalade - four sexy *****es wearing very little singing - sexy *****es - sex

toffee

Kay
01-09-2002, 07:08 PM
toffee=sweet=innocent=virgin=no sex



cord

Andy
01-09-2002, 07:25 PM
cord = leash = naughty = whip = kinky = sex

coffee

MySTiCuSS
01-09-2002, 08:12 PM
coffee=energy=having sex

Logitech

Kay
01-10-2002, 08:15 AM
logitech=who cares=male=sex


wipers

Beefy
01-10-2002, 08:58 AM
wipers - window wipers - windscreen - car - drive - steer - cow - milk - dairy - cream - ice cream - cold - winter - summer - hot - fire - burn - light - dark - black - white - snow - snow cone - food - hunger - desire - love - sex...

glasses

Kay
01-10-2002, 09:04 AM
glasses=champagne=celebration=birth of child=result of=sex



regret

Beefy
01-10-2002, 09:24 AM
regret - not asking girl on date - date - leads to - sex

bubble gum

Andy
01-10-2002, 10:26 AM
bubble gum = chew = eat = eat me out = oral sex

orange juice

Beefy
01-10-2002, 10:34 AM
orange juice - liquid - semen - ejaculate - sex...

purple

Andy
01-10-2002, 10:38 AM
purple = colour = shade = white = semen = ejaculate = sex

tv antenna

Beefy
01-10-2002, 10:44 AM
tv antenna - tv channel - porn channel - porn - sex

my left shoe.

Andy
01-10-2002, 10:56 AM
my left shoe - go up the leg - just past the thigh - at the front - sex organ - sex

scissors

Beefy
01-10-2002, 11:00 AM
scissors - long and hard - ***** - sex

carpet

Andy
01-10-2002, 11:02 AM
carpet = have sex on = sex

tissue

wuntvor
01-10-2002, 11:14 AM
tissue = post sex cleanup = sex


table

Andy
01-10-2002, 11:27 AM
table = have sex on = sex

water pistol

wuntvor
01-10-2002, 11:38 AM
water pistol = 2 part metaphor

water = liquid = semen
+
pistol = uh yah:D
=
sick ******* for filling a pistol with semem = sex

:D

Devil

Beefy
01-10-2002, 11:41 AM
devil - sin - bad thoughts - sex

bottle top

JealousMidget
01-10-2002, 12:32 PM
bottle top=open beer=drunk=beer goggles=sex

kleenex

Kay
01-10-2002, 04:15 PM
kleenex=tears= 2 days after=wild drunken sex=with stranger=no calls=tears= night out again=drinking=drunken sex



toe nail

JealousMidget
01-10-2002, 05:44 PM
toe nail=stubbed toe=trying to sneak out of bed=woke up next to stranger=drunken sex

hubcap

Synthetic
01-10-2002, 10:07 PM
hub cap = hubba hubba =hot chick = sex

lies

Kay
01-11-2002, 06:12 AM
lies=in bed=feeling frisky=fantasy time=feeling good=man and woman=sex



file

JealousMidget
01-11-2002, 06:26 AM
file=office=secretary=sex on the copier

grout

Kay
01-11-2002, 06:37 AM
grout=tiles=in bathroom=double shower=soapy hands=roamin fingers=sex


picnic

Beefy
01-11-2002, 06:55 AM
picnic - romantic - love - making love - sex

:cool: <-- him

Kay
01-11-2002, 10:31 AM
:cool: =self delusion=tickets on himself=self confidence=trashy pick up lines=desperate woman=sex


flame

JealousMidget
01-11-2002, 10:31 AM
:cool: =cool=smooth talker=ladies man=sex

laser

Beefy
01-11-2002, 10:32 AM
fire - heat - friction - tension - sexual tension - sex

:knife: <--

JealousMidget
01-11-2002, 10:32 AM
Flame=hot=remove clothes=sex

sugar

JealousMidget
01-11-2002, 10:33 AM
stop it you two and wait for me to post!:p

JealousMidget
01-11-2002, 10:34 AM
:knife:=dead=dead head=hippies=free love=sex

Peugot

Beefy
01-11-2002, 10:36 AM
peugot - piece of **** - **** - ass - anal - sex

:eye: <--

JealousMidget
01-11-2002, 10:41 AM
:eye:=frisky hands=unreceptive female=no sex

bellybutton lint

Beefy
01-11-2002, 11:10 AM
belly button lint - furry - pubic hair - sexual organs - sex


grass

JealousMidget
01-11-2002, 12:13 PM
grass=rolling naked=gettin' frisky=sex

organizer

Kay
01-11-2002, 12:37 PM
organizer=diary=date=best behaviour=sweet talk=foreplay=sex



opera

FA-MAS
01-12-2002, 01:33 PM
opera=something to do on a date=best behaviour=sweet talk=foreplay=sex

explosives

Not that I'm violent, it was all I could think of. Maybe I am violent.

Kay
01-12-2002, 01:47 PM
explosives=fireworks=the best=sex



pitchfork

Wiggo
01-12-2002, 01:47 PM
explosives = big bang = very good time = sex :D


caramel

FA-MAS
01-12-2002, 01:56 PM
pitchfork = farm work = work = sweaty = sweaty sex = sex
caramel = used in forplay or during = sex

sleet

Kay
01-12-2002, 02:00 PM
sleet=icy rain=cold weather=snug beside a fire=drinking hot cocoa=low lighting=romantic air=cuddling=kissing=sex




rainbow

Albinus
01-12-2002, 05:28 PM
rainbow = colours = coloured condom = sex

Claw Hammer

Kay
01-12-2002, 05:34 PM
claw hammer=what we girls have to hit you with to get you guys to show your feelings= thrill of the chase=caught at last=making up=making out=sex


satin

FA-MAS
01-12-2002, 11:11 PM
do you mean like satin "the devil" or satin the fabric?

MySTiCuSS
01-13-2002, 01:50 AM
satin=red guy=colour of love=sex

Animal

Wiggo
01-13-2002, 04:48 PM
animal = furry = ***** = sex


canibal

JealousMidget
01-14-2002, 08:36 PM
canibal=eats own kind=eats own female=oral sex

duct tape

Kay
01-14-2002, 08:45 PM
duct tape=bound=madame X=kinky=sex



night

JealousMidget
01-14-2002, 08:46 PM
night=dark=in bed=sex

cookies

Kay
01-14-2002, 08:49 PM
cookies=treat=night out on the town=romantic hideaway=sex



towel

JealousMidget
01-14-2002, 08:55 PM
towel=wet=cleanup=juicy sex

eraser

Wiggo's-sister
01-15-2002, 04:23 AM
eraser = bad experience = bad thought = worst sex yet

book

Kay
01-15-2002, 09:07 AM
book=kharma sutra=sex


touch

FA-MAS
01-15-2002, 11:08 AM
touch = consuntual groping = sex

electron

Question? The goal is to make it as hard as possible for the next person. And don't laugh at me on that question, I meant the word for the next person. Not a sexual organ, ok.

Wiggo's-sister
01-15-2002, 02:31 PM
electron = charged = current = heating up = ppl = sex


towel

(why do we have to make it hard :confused: )

JealousMidget
01-15-2002, 04:39 PM
why do we have to make it hard=to make it more appealing=to make you horny=to make it more useful=sex

potato chip clip

Kay
01-15-2002, 05:22 PM
potato chip clip=paper clip=office=blonde secratary=horny office manager=after=sex


ashtray

JealousMidget
01-15-2002, 05:29 PM
ashtray=cigarette=post coital smoking=sex

satellite dish

Kay
01-15-2002, 05:31 PM
satalite dish=pay tv=adult movies=pron=sex



cross eyed

JealousMidget
01-15-2002, 05:32 PM
cross eyed=poor vision=everybody looks good=easy sex

bunion

Wiggo's-sister
01-15-2002, 05:44 PM
bunion = sore = I'll kiss it better = working my way up = getting you hot = leading to sex


fan

Kay
01-15-2002, 06:59 PM
fan=hot=sex



easy

Wiggo's-sister
01-15-2002, 07:50 PM
easy = harlet = too much sex


bikini

JealousMidget
01-15-2002, 09:48 PM
bikini=almost undressed=finish undressing=ready for sex

spoon

Wiggo's-sister
01-16-2002, 04:17 AM
spoon = eating = going down = oral sex


shoes

JealousMidget
01-16-2002, 05:34 AM
shoes=strings=bongage=kinky sex

cactus

ne0z
01-16-2002, 07:02 AM
cactus=pointy=pain=good pain=sex


oil

Kay
01-16-2002, 10:33 AM
oil=massage=relaxing=lower, lower=turned on=sex




leaf

FA-MAS
01-16-2002, 10:56 AM
leaf = covers genetalia in paintings = genetalia = sex

cardboard box

wuntvor
01-16-2002, 02:02 PM
cardboard box=beer box=drunk=beer goggles=any woman=sex


spoon

Wiggo's-sister
01-16-2002, 04:31 PM
spoon = eating dessert = after romantic dinner = looking into each others eyes = wandering off to a comfy position = sex

sounds

Synthetic
01-18-2002, 12:00 PM
sounds = sounds of pleasure = orgasm = sex


weat

wuntvor
01-18-2002, 12:35 PM
weat :?: - what's a weat??

Wiggo's-sister
01-18-2002, 01:14 PM
That's why I didnt answer it? Maybe he meant wet!!!

Wet = horny = having sexual pleasure = sex


water

JealousMidget
01-18-2002, 10:34 PM
water=wet=shower=after working up a sweat=vigorous sex

winnie the pooh

Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 03:49 AM
winnie the pooh = honey = smearing it over your body = licking it off = sexual pleasure = sex


barbie

Wiggo
01-19-2002, 09:15 AM
barbie = barbie+ken = 2 = sex


hammer :hammer:

FA-MAS
01-19-2002, 09:18 AM
hammer = M.C. Hammer = Music = listen to music = while having = sex

Tweaktown

Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 09:49 AM
Tweaktown = people = thread = everything related to sex = thoughts = partner = sex

garbage

FA-MAS
01-19-2002, 09:55 AM
garbage = where you throw the *cough* used protection *cough* = after having = sex

pokemon

Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 10:14 AM
pokemon = good imagination = fantasy = sexual = sex


dragon

JealousMidget
01-19-2002, 02:00 PM
Dragon=Knight=night=sex

statue

Wiggo
01-19-2002, 03:46 PM
statue = hard = solid = sex


can

JealousMidget
01-19-2002, 04:25 PM
can=round sexy butt=rubbing it=getting horny=sex

calendar

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 06:25 AM
calendar = nude women = getting excited = thoughts = hands = self satisfaction = self sexing

draw

wuntvor
01-21-2002, 04:22 PM
draw = sinfest = remove clothing = horny = masturbation = sex


banana

JealousMidget
01-21-2002, 04:22 PM
draw=art class=nude model=exciting=sex

remote

Wiggo's-sister
01-21-2002, 05:20 PM
remote = control = like it = sexual pleasure = sex


banana:eek:

MySTiCuSS
01-21-2002, 07:09 PM
banana=inside=vagina=sex

olie

Wiggo's-sister
01-21-2002, 08:03 PM
(^^^:eek: holly cow, I didnt think anyone would be so forward about it, spat my coffee everywhere when I read that)

Olie = in the pool = getting pants pulled down = fat = thinking out aloud = sexual fantasy

shoe

FA-MAS
01-22-2002, 07:34 AM
shoe = flys off with rest of clothes = when about to have = sex

holy cow