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Morpheus
01-14-2002, 09:44 AM
My name is cameron wilmot and i have a problem. I like to go out to clubs with my best mate morph and get pissed and chase chicks. But one problem i have is that when Morph goes to the dance floor to bust a move and score a root i find myself reluctant to follow his lead and go on the hunt. When he finnaly convinces me that thats where the good lookin chicks are i stumble to that dance floor. While watching my good mate strut his stuff i stand off to the side and act as drunk as i can, because foir the life of me i can't dance. I've seen a cow with a hand up it's arse groove better then me.

Can anyone help Me.

All avice sould be sent to Mr Tweak.







lol, sorry mate.

Beefy
01-14-2002, 09:56 AM
ohhhhh.. that's harsh.. ROFL... :)

Anonymous
01-14-2002, 09:58 AM
Get over yourself lol

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 10:01 AM
Nothin to get over buddy,. u no i'm only kiddin tho.

Anonymous
01-14-2002, 10:03 AM
Nothin to get over buddy,. u no i'm only kiddin tho.

LOL maybe so, I guess I just wasn't born to dance... :D

Beefy
01-14-2002, 10:11 AM
me neither. I know it, so I don't even try.... It takes about 5 people to literally drag me onto the dance floor.. :) twice that has happened...

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 10:14 AM
I like the nite life, i look to boogey!

Anonymous
01-14-2002, 10:18 AM
I think next time I will have to drink more before I dance... :D

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 10:32 AM
i don't dance unless i'm drunk. u no that, then i just go off and ya can't stop me

Kay
01-14-2002, 10:48 AM
maybe you just need the right music to dance to :?:

Beefy
01-14-2002, 10:51 AM
a funeral march perhaps.... :)

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 11:00 AM
Nah sumthin with a funy kung-fu groove

Kay
01-14-2002, 11:03 AM
does it really matter anyway.......its always hard to get you guys up for dancing :cry:

Beefy
01-14-2002, 11:05 AM
Nah, all ya need is something that'll make you shout, make you play to the crowd and make you wanna turn it out.... *winks to morph...*

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 11:05 AM
It's all in the approach, ya gotta woo the guy into thinking hes a dancing machine. LOL:laugh: :laugh:

Beefy
01-14-2002, 11:05 AM
usually with lots and lots of grog....

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 11:09 AM
that usualy helps.:crazy:

Beefy
01-14-2002, 11:15 AM
not too much though... :beer: ...... :beer: ....... :drunk:

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 11:18 AM
yeah too much grog normaly leads to people beleiving that they poscess the skills to break dance

Beefy
01-14-2002, 11:20 AM
at which point they usually break themselves, or accidently hit someone, causing a big fight, and breaking someone else's nose..

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 11:23 AM
Thats y it's called break- dancing.:hammer: :hammer: :laugh: :laugh: :afro:

Beefy
01-14-2002, 11:51 AM
:eye: so it is.. :afro:

Anonymous
01-14-2002, 11:53 AM
Thats y it's called break- dancing.:hammer: :hammer: :laugh: :laugh: :afro:

LOL I guess if you put it that way! :D

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 12:47 PM
You'd be good at Tweak. :laugh: :laugh:

Olie
01-14-2002, 01:34 PM
lol

good work morph on exposing this problem.

Morpheus
01-14-2002, 04:08 PM
Yeah i'm just sick of being rejected by chicks cos my friend can't dance.

Mr. C
01-14-2002, 05:59 PM
Yeah i'm just sick of being rejected by chicks cos my friend can't dance.

Maybe you should get some filthy-rich non-dancing friends, chicks dig filthy-rich:D

Wiggo's-sister
01-14-2002, 07:30 PM
Well, sorry to say this but I dont need no rich guy to get me up to dance, will get up by myself if I want too, doesnt worry me one bit, If I look like a nit, so be it. Just love dancing, and I dont care what anyone thinks about being out there by myself :p

Kay
01-14-2002, 07:36 PM
Maybe you should get some filthy-rich non-dancing friends, chicks dig filthy-rich:D Yeah if you can't dance, being stuck on the side of the dance floor with someone filthy rich is the next best thing ;)

Wiggo's-sister
01-14-2002, 08:10 PM
I like the first idea better :D

Kay
01-14-2002, 08:13 PM
Yes, dancing first, then chat up the filthy rich old man ;)

Wiggo's-sister
01-14-2002, 08:17 PM
if he has one foot in the grave it's ok ;)

Kay
01-14-2002, 08:23 PM
Thats the only kind I would talk to :devil:

Wiggo's-sister
01-14-2002, 08:27 PM
walking stick and no viagra :cackle:

Mr. C
01-15-2002, 10:01 AM
walking stick and no viagra :cackle:

Was that a double entendre`:?: :D

Kay
01-15-2002, 10:02 AM
No "pun" intended there I am positive Mr C

Anonymous
01-15-2002, 10:22 AM
Morph go out and party with someone else next time and then tell me that you had a better time than you had with me and everyone else. :D

Mr. C
01-15-2002, 10:58 AM
No "pun" intended there I am positive Mr C

Yeah....well.....OK, just checkin'.

Wiggo's-sister
01-15-2002, 03:32 PM
:o walking stick = helps you to support yourself up right, standing position, ummmmmm.....still not saying it right am I?

wuntvor
01-15-2002, 03:48 PM
just the poor old coot some viagra, then he won't need the walking stick ;) :laugh:

Wiggo's-sister
01-15-2002, 03:52 PM
:no: We only want his money, not his body!!!!! :laugh:

wuntvor
01-15-2002, 03:57 PM
then give em some sleeping pills and a stretcher :D

Wiggo's-sister
01-15-2002, 04:18 PM
I'll take that under consideration, dont want to get done for murder, just want the money :?:

wuntvor
01-15-2002, 04:21 PM
:no: don't give em enuf to kill em

just enuf so he won't notice or care that u took all his credit cards
:D

Wiggo's-sister
01-15-2002, 04:35 PM
I want the cash,no credit cards accepted here

Anonymous
01-15-2002, 04:39 PM
:o walking stick = helps you to support yourself up right, standing position, ummmmmm.....still not saying it right am I?

Remind me to take one of these with me the next time I hit the town! :D

Wiggo's-sister
01-15-2002, 05:39 PM
They can be useful, however, you may need two of them in your case

Dlab'sDaughter
01-19-2002, 10:33 AM
;) 1 2 3 1 2 1 2 3 4:D Are you sure want to give the coot viagera????? Wouldn't that make him a NOSY old coot????? :angel: *evil grin*

Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 10:50 AM
:wave: Welcome back Dlab'sDaughter.
Where have you been hiding, long time no see (posts I mean).
How's dad going? Haven't seen him around these parts for a while either. We were wondering if something might have been wrong?

Hope to see you guys back in here again like b4 :)

Wiggo
01-19-2002, 03:39 PM
Probably at her mother's place where she's not allowed to visit us. :cry:
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Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 06:20 AM
:?: but, what about Dlab, I havent seen him in here for ages, not since the forum went down

Dlab'sDaughter
01-20-2002, 07:59 AM
I was at my mom's:crazy: My dad's computer was down for a while :eek: Last time I was here I had the pants bored off me without the computer:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 08:11 AM
It can get like that sometimes (being bored I mean)

Wiggo
01-20-2002, 10:29 AM
Ahh so that's why things have been silent from the Dlab's part of the world then. :(
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