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Bern
01-18-2002, 07:55 AM
Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say:

40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

38. Duct tape won't fix that.

37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

35. We don't keep firearms in this house.

34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

33. You can't feed that to the dog.

32. I thought Graceland was tacky.

31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

30. Wrestling's fake.

29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

28. We're vegetarians.

27. Do you think my gut is too big?

26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

25. Honey, we don't need another dog.

24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?

23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.

20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.

19. Trim the fat off that steak.

18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

17. The tires on that truck are too big.

16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

15. I've got it all on the C: drive.

14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

12. My fiancÚ, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

9. Checkmate.

8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

5. I don't have a favorite college team.

4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

3. You All.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

And, Number ONE is:

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
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Beefy
01-18-2002, 08:35 AM
hehehe... nice work.. ;)

Mr. C
01-18-2002, 09:25 AM
It's True!!
I Ain't never said any of those things:clap:

Wiggo's-sister
01-18-2002, 09:54 PM
Bern just doesnt lie does he?

The Wizard
01-19-2002, 03:32 AM
hahaha, im totally living in south carolina, big time redneckville here. those are all true...course, i would say some of em myself. haha. :D:D

Wiggo
01-20-2002, 11:37 AM
Just so long as ya don't say all of them Wiz. ;)
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