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Bern
01-18-2002, 08:58 AM
The "smartest" thing Cliff EVER said on Cheers!
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And here's how it went:
"Well ya see Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Andy
01-18-2002, 09:23 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA roflmao!!!

good one bern :D

Mr. C
01-18-2002, 10:35 AM
Just no substitute for natures way -- Natural Selection

Wiggo
01-18-2002, 10:51 AM
Hey I'll drink to that. :thumb:
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Olie
01-18-2002, 10:53 AM
me too wiggo :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Kay
01-18-2002, 08:14 PM
Got to admire someone who can think of good excuses to drink :rolleyes:

Wiggo's-sister
01-18-2002, 10:50 PM
That's exactly what it is!!!! an excuse :rolleyes:

JealousMidget
01-18-2002, 11:28 PM
You are apparently under the misconception that men NEED an excuse to drink. :rolleyes: Alcohol exists, it the natural thing to drink it. No excuses need. :thumb:

Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 04:57 AM
It would matter, if it's there you'd HAVE to have it otherwise you guys would be thinkin you will get struck by lightening or something even more serious :?:

Wiggo
01-19-2002, 10:28 AM
:?: Struck by a Slut Hostess maybe. :D
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Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 11:09 AM
Kinky hey? you like getting belted around do you...........

Wiggo
01-19-2002, 12:28 PM
Hey it might have been my hand up her .......... while she was pourin' a beer. :D
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Wiggo's-sister
01-19-2002, 12:56 PM
oooooooooh my, Wiggo control yourself!!!! :D

JealousMidget
01-19-2002, 02:46 PM
Don't bother, Wiggo..:D

Wiggo
01-19-2002, 04:22 PM
Now ^that^ deserves another :beer: for good sensible thinkin'. :D
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Bern
01-19-2002, 05:04 PM
Heh......some amusing posts here from wiggoville :D

JealousMidget
01-19-2002, 05:13 PM
As long as your psyche can handle the barrage, it's a pretty amusing place to be :D

Wiggo
01-19-2002, 06:22 PM
Yeah and had a few :beer: today and been up since 3.30am so I think it maybe a good Idea to go to bed now. :wave:
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JealousMidget
01-19-2002, 07:17 PM
Rest up, cause it all starts over again. :laugh:

Bern
01-19-2002, 08:16 PM
w00t!...we won the cricket...hic

Kay
01-19-2002, 11:42 PM
Gee wiz, leave you guys alone for a min and look what you get up to.................:no: tsk tsk

JealousMidget
01-20-2002, 01:38 AM
Sorry, it won't happen again.
*overcome by urge to repent for that lie*

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 07:33 AM
Where's the party at!!!!!!!!!

JealousMidget
01-20-2002, 12:06 PM
Where do you live? :beer: :beer: :beer:

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 12:59 PM
If you can find me then you can come, if u want the party at my house that is........ check the location in the Av silly :rolleyes:

JealousMidget
01-20-2002, 02:22 PM
I will just wandering around the rolling hills, until the keg is dead. If I find you, we share. Otherwise, I am sleeping it off in the pasture. *hope I don't pass out in a pile of cow poop*:rolleyes:

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 02:27 PM
I dont drink beer anyway, so you can have the keg
What's that smell????
oh, its you J/M, you slept it off on a cow pattie!!!!!

JealousMidget
01-20-2002, 02:29 PM
That's not funny..:rolleyes:

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 02:44 PM
Ooooooooh, I've hurt ur feelings?
Im sorry J/M *kisses better*

Kay
01-20-2002, 04:37 PM
Ewwwwww!!!! You kissed a guy that had been sleeping in a cow pattie ewwwwww!!!!!:eek:

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 05:03 PM
ooooh, I washed him first :rolleyes:

Kay
01-20-2002, 07:07 PM
ewwww, all over??????? :eek:

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 07:15 PM
Uuummmmmmm... not telling you everything

MySTiCuSS
01-20-2002, 07:16 PM
You kissed a guy IEWWWWWWWWWW

Kay
01-20-2002, 07:24 PM
Tis normal for us girls to kiss guys MySTiCuSS :D

MySTiCuSS
01-20-2002, 07:25 PM
Yeah I know haha :cackle:

Wiggo's-sister
01-20-2002, 08:08 PM
Now if you had said you kissed a guy that would be a totally different story :eek:

JealousMidget
01-21-2002, 04:19 PM
Sleeping in a cow pattie can alter ones disposition altogether on the subject of being kissed by anybody. :cackle:
Thanks for the cleanup, Sis. :wave:

Wiggo's-sister
01-21-2002, 04:52 PM
So long as you enjoyed yourself ;)

JealousMidget
01-21-2002, 05:14 PM
I always enjoy myself ;)

Wiggo's-sister
01-21-2002, 08:41 PM
That makes two of us then :D