View Full Version : You see a gorgeous girl at a party . . .

01-28-2002, 09:32 AM
You see a gorgeous girl at a party . . .

You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed".

* That's Direct Marketing

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed".

* That's Telemarketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you, says, "He's fantastic in bed".

* That's Advertising

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed".

* That's Public Relations

She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed".

That's Brand Recognition

01-28-2002, 09:38 AM
I like that sort of thinkin'. :thumb:
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01-28-2002, 09:40 AM
That's very clever.

01-28-2002, 09:43 AM
hahahahaha!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!
love it!!!
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01-28-2002, 12:41 PM
Actually it deserves a <a href="http://users.bigpond.net.au/bern/beer.html" target="_blank">beer</a> or to about now. :D
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Mr. C
01-28-2002, 12:49 PM
Bern, you sly devil -- that was on my clipboard to be pasted into the "jokes" thread.
But you beat me fair and square!!! LOL

Funny joke, Goodonyer!

01-28-2002, 02:59 PM
I get up to 1/2 a dozen each day from my father in florida and if I see a good one I post it :)

01-29-2002, 07:55 PM
:rolleyes: somehow I dont think it would work

The Wizard
01-30-2002, 07:42 AM
:rolleyes: somehow I dont think it would work

yeah, i toooootaly told you about myself on the internet...hahaha:laugh: :laugh:

01-30-2002, 03:15 PM
yes you did..............and how could I ever forget ;)