View Full Version : You too can learn to be a poet in one easy step

01-29-2003, 06:03 AM
Yes, it's true. Using the latest in random poetry generators and a any home pc you too can be a William Shakespeare or Robert Frost!!!

Here are some samples...

During this ice age

during this ice age
copper wind chimes sing in the breeze
and when we can't stop laughing
we admit that love is a possibility
do you still believe
i think you should reconsider my offer


the music stops
unexpectedly, she becomes better looking
she wants to experience a secret encounter
in a field of flowers
the meadow is pastoral
and then she claims
things are not what they appear to be

It even does Haiku...

mysterious men
rarely ask for anything

ladybug landing
silently near my front porch
in the peaceful night

an infant whimpers
with no need for emotion
but no one listens

Weird Science indeed. All this can be yours for the low, low price of nothing. It's freeware baby, yeah!

:afro: :afro: : peace2:

01-29-2003, 06:22 AM
this freeware would be called...?

01-29-2003, 07:01 AM
Poetry Generator available from...


other fine programs there like...

Electric Mind - poetry and other random wordiness
PenName - generates a new name for you
Curses - random curses, recipes and compliments

I've got quite a few random generators now but this ones output makes the most "sense".

01-29-2003, 07:50 AM
Here's a haiku for ya:

Poetry is grand
When it comes from someone's heart
Not a dumb program.

01-29-2003, 05:46 PM
It might save your ass if your in trouble with the missus!

01-30-2003, 12:42 PM
Or maybe my own after I've been on my pc to long

01-30-2003, 12:56 PM
isn't the key to being a poet to smoke lots a drugs and make no sense?? :)

01-30-2003, 01:46 PM
LOL yeah I here ya, once upon a time a certian drug made Dr. whatever his name is (dunno spelling atm) books make a lot of sence: a who got a hair cut hehe, one fish two fish..etc... VERY FUN TO READ at that paticular time and mind frame anyway :clap: :thumb: