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Raven
02-04-2002, 02:27 AM
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."
- Anon

Wiggo's-sister
02-04-2002, 03:13 AM
If it ain't broke, dont fix it!

Bahamut Zer0
02-04-2002, 05:54 AM
I'm not completely useless... I can be used to set a bad example.

Anonymous
02-04-2002, 07:40 AM
Prove them wrong by showing them you can! (It's mine) :D

Wiggo
02-04-2002, 08:18 AM
[b]"I need a new back badly."
Wiggo. :cry:
<center>:cheers:</center>

Albinus
02-04-2002, 10:34 AM
"Life is too short for grief, regret - or bull****"

Zoltar the Magnificent Demo, GeForce3

Beefy
02-04-2002, 10:43 AM
I used to be undecisive, but now i'm not so sure...

Darthtanion
02-04-2002, 11:06 AM
Mine still shows in my signature. :D

Beefy
02-04-2002, 11:18 AM
mine used to.. but i think my current sig is more appropriate.

Kay
02-04-2002, 12:54 PM
If you want it done properly......do it yourself

Slamo
02-04-2002, 01:35 PM
"Never get a boy to do a mans job" -Charlie (my boss) :p

and


"Victory belongs to the most perservering" - Napolean Boneparte

Wiggo's-sister
02-04-2002, 01:56 PM
"To each, his own"

Anonymous
02-04-2002, 02:05 PM
"If you want it done right, do it yourself"

Wiggo's-sister
02-04-2002, 02:32 PM
"it's all or nothing"

Kay
02-04-2002, 02:34 PM
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

Andy
02-04-2002, 02:47 PM
never send a man where you can send a bullet

Wiggo's-sister
02-04-2002, 02:52 PM
"once is funny, twice is silly and the third time makes you an idiot"

Kay
02-04-2002, 02:56 PM
It's my excuse and I am sticking to it (a personal fav of mine :angel: )

Anonymous
02-04-2002, 02:57 PM
I drink beer because Wiggo does... :?:

Wiggo's-sister
02-04-2002, 02:59 PM
"When only the best will do"

Kay
02-04-2002, 03:03 PM
Catch more flies with honey than vinegar :angel:

Wiggo's-sister
02-04-2002, 03:46 PM
"does a bear **** in the woods"

Kay
02-04-2002, 03:49 PM
All that glitters is not gold

Wiggo's-sister
02-04-2002, 03:53 PM
Better late than never!

Kay
02-04-2002, 04:03 PM
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Wiggo's-sister
02-04-2002, 04:29 PM
cleanliness is next to godliness

Kay
02-04-2002, 04:36 PM
Into every life a little rain must fall :angel:

Wiggo
02-04-2002, 04:48 PM
[b] There's one born every minute.
More like every second now. <img src="http://members.optushome.com.au/wiggo100/bluboomteamenforcer.gif">
:cheers:

Wiggo's-sister
02-04-2002, 05:48 PM
when your hot, your hot, and when your not, your not :devil:

Bahamut Zer0
02-05-2002, 05:13 AM
"The only thing Britney Spears has in common with Pepsi is plastic jugs." - J. Leno

"I'm not sure 80 percent of people will get death, but I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm president."
- George W. Bush

"We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!"
- George Bernard Shaw

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

Each thing I do I rush through so I can do something else

Darthtanion
02-05-2002, 05:39 AM
Better to fart and stand the shame
Than not to fart and stand the pain
- My Grandad

Wiggo
02-05-2002, 05:46 AM
Here's one to go with that Darth. ;)

Better out than left in.
Me

Raven
02-05-2002, 09:01 AM
And to continue:

You can stay down there and be a stinker, or come up here and breathe with me.

Anonymous
02-05-2002, 09:50 AM
"If you're going to do it, you might as well do it right"

Wiggo's-sister
02-05-2002, 11:07 AM
Better to fart and stand the shame
Than not to fart and stand the pain
- My Grandad

I luv it :clap: :thumb:
I'll have to remember that one!!!

wuntvor
02-05-2002, 11:27 AM
"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."

edit: "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

brashquido
02-05-2002, 06:32 PM
"Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on" Dean Martin

Beefy
02-05-2002, 06:52 PM
'Absence makes the heart go yonder'

Wiggo
02-06-2002, 04:15 AM
I'll be bak.
Arnold
:cheers:

Darthtanion
02-06-2002, 05:37 AM
It's God's job to judge Osama Bin Laden
It's our job to arrange the meeting.
- United States Marine Corps

Kay
02-06-2002, 06:55 AM
Every cloud has a silver lining :kay:

Darthtanion
02-06-2002, 08:24 AM
Nuke'em until they glow
and then shoot them in the dark. :D

Anonymous
02-06-2002, 08:52 AM
Nuke'em until they glow
and then shoot them in the dark. :D

:cackle: :laugh: :cackle: :laugh: :cackle: <---- :shoot2:

wuntvor
02-06-2002, 10:24 AM
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde.

Andy
02-06-2002, 04:12 PM
the pic says it all :)

Synthetic
02-06-2002, 07:20 PM
I dont like the drugs, but the drugs like me;)

Darthtanion
02-07-2002, 03:49 AM
Kill'em all and let God sort 'em out.

:D - Can we see a military background here? :D

Kay
02-07-2002, 06:33 AM
Just because there is snow on the roof, doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below :kay:

Darthtanion
02-08-2002, 10:59 AM
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Synthetic
02-08-2002, 03:34 PM
When sh!t becomes valuable, The poor will be born without arseholes
-someones name in msn. lol

Kay
02-09-2002, 07:18 PM
Always wear clean underwear......you never know when you may be hit by a car (a mothers code)

Andy
02-09-2002, 07:26 PM
pocket knives don't kill people, people who own pocket knives kill people
-dan from dans data (http://www.dansdata.com)

Kay
02-09-2002, 07:33 PM
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't

Andy
02-09-2002, 07:46 PM
never smile at a crocodile :D

dirtydog
02-11-2002, 01:34 AM
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.


:beer: :cheers: :knife:

MySTiCuSS
02-11-2002, 02:40 AM
Now that is a good one dirty dog! :thumb:

Wiggo's-sister
02-11-2002, 02:58 AM
yes I'll give that one the :thumb: just use the toiliet instead crazy:

MySTiCuSS
02-11-2002, 03:28 AM
Yes i'm not the only one! :D

Birdkiller
02-11-2002, 09:15 AM
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

If it works, tear it apart and find out why!

If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

Why are men so smart when they are having sex?..... cause they are plugged into a woman.

Beefy
02-11-2002, 09:22 AM
A bird in the hand means you must be a good shot.. :)

Dedicated to da man above.. :)

Synthetic
02-11-2002, 10:47 AM
what type of bird???? a T-bird?????:uhh:

Beefy
02-11-2002, 12:02 PM
nah.. we couldn't find the t-bird after the good shot.. well, we found bits of it.. :)

Andy
02-11-2002, 01:37 PM
if its wet, drink it
if its dry, smoke it
if its cute, hit on it

Wiggo's-sister
02-11-2002, 02:58 PM
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

If it works, tear it apart and find out why!

If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

Why are men so smart when they are having sex?..... cause they are plugged into a woman.


I can relate to every one of those :laugh:

MySTiCuSS
02-11-2002, 07:59 PM
Yeah me too HAHA

Wiggo's-sister
02-11-2002, 08:46 PM
Your very agreeable lately :?:

MySTiCuSS
02-11-2002, 08:55 PM
Am I? MMM OK if you say it!

DigitalDD
02-11-2002, 09:19 PM
EVIAN spelled backwards describes the people who drink it!

"A consultant is someone who's called in when someone has painted themselves into a corner. he's expected to levitate the client out of the corner" - george morrow

"90% of software gets written in 10% of the time. the next 9.5% takes 90% of the time. the last .5% never gets done nut the software is still sold" -george morrow

yes I like George Morrow he wrote a book in 1984 called "Quotation from Chairman Morrow", a great read IMO. Currently he's an Exec VP at AMgen.. He's one of the more colorful pioneers of the computer industry.

I love quoting the man in meetings and such.:sun:

dirtydog
02-12-2002, 04:31 AM
if its wet, drink it
if its dry, smoke it
if its cute, hit on it

I like all 3 of those ! :D