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Thread: Womanspeak....vs.... English..




  1. #11
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    You left out my wife's favorite:

    --I want to ...(name any task here). = I want YOU to ...(perform said task).

    Took me a while to figure that one out. :cry:
    :-(

  2. #12
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    Hmm I thought the female members would have stapled my nuts to a stack of papers by now because of my post.. I'm not complaining though.. lol

    We all like em', it's just that sometimes a wordbook or a list like the one above come in handy when trying to communicate with our wifes/girlfriends.. :shh:

  3. #13
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    Just goes to show we can't figure out women

    I thought this may produce a host of *****ing replies,

    but its all true ....:hammer:
    • Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
    A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

  4. #14
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    WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?


    It's not so complicated!


    The nice men are ugly.


    The handsome men are not nice.


    The handsome and nice men are gay.


    The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.


    The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.


    The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are
    only after their money.


    The handsome men without money are after our money.


    The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,


    don't think we are beautiful enough.


    The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice


    and have money, are pigs.


    The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and
    thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!


    The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us


    when we take the initiative.


    NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?


    Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our


    Job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into


    something you'd like to have dinner with.

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