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Thread: Womanspeak....vs.... English..




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    Womanspeak....vs.... English..

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    --You want = You want

    --We need = I want

    --It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

    --Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

    --We need to talk = I need to complain

    --Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

    --I'm hungry = (a) Make me something to eat (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $5, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. -- I don't care if what you are doing is important.

    --I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron.

    --You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

    --You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

    --I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

    --Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

    --This kitchen is so…inconvenient = I want a new house.

    --The car is empty = Go fill it up

    --The trash is full = Take it out

    --The dog is barking = Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong

    --I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

    --I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

    --Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

    --I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

    --Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

    --How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

    --I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

    --Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

    --You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

    --Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

    --Please walk me home = Let's go make out.

    --It's all right, dear. = You'll pay for this.

    --Yes = No

    --No = No

    --Maybe = No

    --I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

    --Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get use to it.

    --Was that the baby ? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

    --I'm not yelling ! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

    --All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOSH there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

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    In response to "What's Wrong?":



    --The same old thing. = Nothing.

    --Nothing. = Everything.

    --Everything. = My PMS is acting up.

    --Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an _______.

    --I don't want to talk about it. = Go away, I'm still building up steam.

    --What makes you think there is something wrong? = I'm going to kill you.


    :laugh:

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    :laugh: :rofl:

    True though. :devil win

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    :rofl: :rofl:

    So very,very true
    :cheers:

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    Quote Originally Posted by amd_man2003
    :rofl: :rofl:

    So very,very true
    :cheers:
    and what would a 13 yr old kid now about that... ;)

    but you're kinda right anyway :laugh: : peace2:
    I've gone too far and need to move on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by minibubba
    and what would a 13 yr old kid now about that... ;)
    :devil: (i have sources) ;) LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by amd_man2003
    :devil: (i have sources) ;) LOL
    they are pretty good :thumb:
    :rofl:
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    --Yes = No
    --No = No
    --Maybe = No
    It took me years to figure that one out! :thumb:

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    and once you've got that figured out then they go and trip you up from time to time with the nasty 'yes=yes' ..never saw that one coming ;)
    I've gone too far and need to move on!

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    Oh jesus that made me laugh... I'm contemplating posting on another forum, for those trying to conceive...

    lets see, one male, ie me, and 1696 females... nah, I'll leave it here :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by minibubba
    and once you've got that figured out then they go and trip you up from time to time with the nasty 'yes=yes' ..never saw that one coming ;)
    Never Happened to me yet! Or maybe Im asking wrong questions. :D

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