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    IF A...

    COMMUNIST has two cows, he gives both to the government,
    and the government sells him some of the milk.

    SOCIALIST has two cows, he gives both to the government,
    and the government gives him some of the milk.

    NAZI has two cows, the government shoots him, and takes both cows.

    CAPITALIST has two cows, he sells one, and buys a bull.

    NEW DEALIST has two cows, he kills one milks the other,
    and throws away the milk.

    LIBERALIST has two cows, he sells them to the rich,
    then taxes them one cow and gives it to the poor.

    CONSERVATIST has two cows, he locks them up, and charges people to look at them.

    ATHEIST has two cows, he doesn't believe it.

    BUDDHIST has two cows, he milks them, but lets the milk spoil,
    then he slaughters them, but lets the meat rot.
    Then he prays for more cows.

    ZEN BUDDHIST has two cows, he thinks about what to do with them,
    then they die of starvation.

    TAOIST has two cows, he lets them wander off.

    NUDIST has two cows, he lives in Wyoming.

    HARE KRISHNA has two cows, he names them CONCOURSE A and B.

    EVANGELIST has two cows, he asks for 2,999,998 more so he won't be
    "called up to heaven" just yet.

    PLATONIST has two cows, he looks for two others to milk.

    ARISTOCRIST has two cows, he sells them, and buys one big one.

    AESTHETIST has two cows, he gets rid of them.

    AGNOSTIC has two cows, bug deal, he has two cows.

    CATHOLIC has two cows, they're not as good as your two cows.

    MORMON has two cows, he slaughters them, sells them,
    and holds back 10% of the meat and turns it into jerky.

    SCIENTOLOGIST has two cows, they're probably from Venus
    (and they're not really cows...)

    PACIFIST has two cows, they stampede him.

    GOVERNMENT WORKER has two cows, he can't sell them, fire them,
    or even label them as cows.

    HILLARY CLINTON has two cows, she robs the ranches and gives _everyone_ 2 cows.
    If she doesn't have enough, she gives them bull.

    BILL CLINTON has two cows, he makes sure a few
    Arkansas Highway Patrolmen are outside the door when it happens.

    BTW

    U forgot if IBM has 2 cows it will only rent them out for a fixed period of time.

    If EMC had 2 cows they would work it to death.

    If microsoft had 2 cows they would have an extra leg or be missing one but no-one notice as they would hide them amonst the others .......
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    If canada has 2 cows, they are mad:p

    Grr Im a mad cow!

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    if a juggalo has 2 cows he slaughters one and eats is, and milks the other one for free milk :D
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    If he already has them, it wouldn't be free milk, it would be his already!

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    but the he doesnt have to walk his ass all the way to the store to buy milk :)
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    A Juggalo would be pissed that the cow doesnt produce Faygo
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    trade the milk for some MoonMist :D
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    hehe...:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggalo_Dan
    but the he doesnt have to walk his ass all the way to the store to buy milk :)
    milking a cow is a lot more work than walking to the shops

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    Especially when you forget to put the leg rope on and it kicks the 1/2 full bucket of milk over :mad:

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