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    Sexy Star Wars

    Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines In Star Wars: New Hope

    10. 'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
    9. 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
    8. 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
    7. 'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
    6. 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
    5. 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
    4. 'Sorry about the mess...'
    3. 'Look at the size of that thing!'
    2. 'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
    1. 'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid
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    Ten Things Men Know About Women

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    10. They have boobs.
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    Top 10 Pick Up Lines

    Top 10 Worst Pick-UP Lines:

    10. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

    9. You know you remind me of a baseball, 'cause I wanna hit it.

    8. Can I get some fries to go with that shake?

    7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's have sex.

    6. As of today, I'm rash-free.

    5. If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, could I bust a nut inyour hole?

    4. Do you wash your clothes in Windex? (Reply: "No, why?") Because I can see myself in your pants.

    3. Hi, my name is (insert name here). Remember that, since you'll be screaming it tonight.

    2. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Sunny side up, scrambled or fertilized?

    1. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the cash?
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    Top 10 Stupid Questions Without Answers.

    10. What do chickens think we taste like?
    9. What do people in China call their good plates?
    8. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man
    7. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
    6. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    5. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
    4. Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
    3. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
    2. What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
    1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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    Top Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Religion

    10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

    9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

    8. Beer has never caused a major war.

    7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

    6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

    5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

    4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

    3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

    2. You can prove you have a Beer.

    1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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    Treat With Care

    Here are the ten dumbest things a guy could possibly do with his nuts!

    Reason #10: Give the hardest ballkicker twenty dollars
    Reason #9: Lie on his back on the floor and piss on them
    Reason #8: Pour hot wax on them
    Reason #7: Accept a handjob for your balls
    Reason #6: Squeeze until you hear a pop
    Reason #5: Whack them with your other boy
    Reason #4: Sit on the floor and practice your dribbling
    Reason #3: Dunk them in anything
    Reason #2: Wrap them in tape
    Reason #1: Draw eyes on them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggo's-sister
    Ten Things Men Know About Women

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    10. They have boobs.

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    when I started looking at it, I thought it would refer to the map of Tasmania actually :D
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    Well it was a good joke - I actually did LOL :laugh:
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    okies, off to find some more, just to make u laugh again :D
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