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    - Damien

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    It was intresting. Kinda funny, in a weird sorta way.

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    Yea it was weird...the bad part is that it makes you gay:mad:
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    A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking
    toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

    "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you
    five grand!"

    "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell
    'fore'."

    "I'll take it," the attorney said.
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    Linda meets up with Jill as she is picking her
    car up from the mechanic.

    Linda asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"

    Jill replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was
    worried that my mechanic might try to rip me
    off, so I was relieved when he told me all I
    needed was blinker fluid."
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    blonde perhaps Sis :?:

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    Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a
    cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two
    hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished."

    Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little
    Johnny exclaimed, "Golly, it worked!"
    Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"
    Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece
    around here, you have to be real nice and spend a couple of hours
    playing first!"
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    A man was wandering around a fairground and
    he happened to see a fortune teller's tent.

    Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he
    went inside and sat down.

    "Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into
    her crystal ball. "I see you are the father
    of two children."

    "That's what you think," said the man
    scornfully. "I'm the father of three
    children."

    The woman grinned and said, "That's what
    you think"
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    A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

    In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."

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    "Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."

    "Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."

    "But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."

    "Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor. "Well," the man admitted, " I think my wife
    now has it too."

    "Son of a *****!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"

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