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    What is Black and White and crawls around the floor
    A drunk nun :D

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    Sperm Counting

    There was this guy that went to the doctor to get is sperm counted.The lady behind the desk handed him a jar and said, "Bring it back tomorrow, full." He says, "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow then."
    Well he goes home and comes back the next day, and he hands the woman the jar. She says, "Nothing's in it." The man responds, "Well, I went home and I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left hand and nothing happend. I called my wife into the room, and she tried with her right hand and she tried with her left hand. Nothing still happend. Well, we called our neighbor and she came over, and she tried with her right hand ans she tried with her left hand, and still nothing happened.

    And the woman behind the counter looked srtunned and asked, "You asked your neighbor over to help you!?" And he says, "Yeah, we couldn't get the jar open."

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    Good one. Heres another:

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    And another:

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    Yet another:

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    Next to last one:

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    Last one:

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    Come on guys and gals - No new jokes in 3 days - What's happening? - Did you get a life?

    Found in Fortune Cookie: Man who go through turnstile backwards most likely going to Bangkok

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    Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and it's all gone.

    Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.

    Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

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    A man walk up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

    The woman imediately goes to her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and proceeds to explain why.

    The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with your co-worker complimenting on how your hair smells?"

    The woman replies."He's a midget"

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