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    A Fisherman's Tale

    Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
    The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."

    The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

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    A Group Of Four Very Close Friends

    There was a dentist, an electrician, a salesperson, and a carpenter that met everyday for breakfast at a low income diner. They were all married except the salesman. When he was married, he went on his honeymoon with his wife. The other three still met for breakfast when he was gone. An idea came up to play some practical jokes on the new married person.
    "I'll make his bed slant so his bed will collapse when he is making love," said the carpenter.
    "I'll hot wire his mattress so that he'll feel immence heat while making love.'
    "Those are good ideas," said the dentist. "But I am not going to tell you what I'm going to do.'
    The next day the salesman comes into the diner. He says "I congratulate you guys for making my bed collapse, and I thank you for making my bed really hot, but I'm going to kill the ******* who put novocaine in the vaseline."

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    A Helpful Man

    A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.
    As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, “You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch.”
    “But I'm not pregnant,” she says.
    “Well, you're not out of the ditch yet,” he says.

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    A Hole in the Head

    Why does a man's ***** have a hole in it?
    So he can get oxygen to his brain.

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    A Hooker and a Bungee Jump

    What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
    They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

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    A Husband's Moment of Realization

    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

    As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

    "What dear?" She asked gently.

    "I think you bring me bad luck."

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    A Little Testy

    A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
    ''Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before.''

    The doctor reassured her, ''A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?''

    ''On my testicles, which is something else I want to talk to you about...,'' replied the lady.

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    A Real Screamer

    How do you get your wife to scream real loud when you're having sex?
    Call her from where you're at!

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    A Small Problem

    A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
    The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''

    Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''

    ''How!?!?!?'' she asks.

    ''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''

    ''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.

    ''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.

    ''How did you know that?'' she wonders.

    ''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''

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    The Wonder Bra

    Q. Why is it called the wonder bra?
    A. Because when they take it off you wonder where her boobs went.

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