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    This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun Newspaper.

    I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and
    one
    of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Liverpool.

    My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are
    prostitutes.
    I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
    sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994,
    the other currently being held in Wandsworth remand centre on charges of
    incest with his three children.
    I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
    indeed
    is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there
    is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.

    We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
    possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiance utilising her
    knowledge of the industry working as the manager.
    I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
    Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at
    least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

    My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into
    the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

    Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?
    (scouser=from north near liverpool)
    • Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
    A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

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    I'm a big fat honkin idiot that cant read :)
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    Fieldgenerator
    Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ? (scouser=from north near liverpool)
    Hey fat guy - I think fieldgenerator has explained what a scouser is.
    Eye See You..........

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    He most likely added that to his post after Fatguy read it..


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    NO I didn't it was in the original l post,as U can C it has not been edited.

    What U doing here if yr illtreate like me....
    • Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
    A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

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    give him the benifit of the doubt and let's just say he had written it there from b4. well it was there when i read it.
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