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    Keeping Your Head Above Water, is NOT as Easy as It Sounds.
    : mastercard wedding

    This is a true story about a recent
    wedding that took place at
    Clemson University. It was in the
    local newspaper and even Jay Leno
    mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about
    300 guests. After the wedding, at the
    reception, the groom got up on stage
    with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
    He said he wanted to thank everyone
    for coming, many from long distances,
    to support them at their wedding. He
    especially wanted to thank the bride's
    and his family and to thank his new
    father-in-law for providing such a lavish
    reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he
    said he wanted to give everyone a
    special gift just from him. So taped to
    the bottom of everyone's chair,
    including the wedding party, was a
    manila envelope. He said this was his
    gift to everyone, and asked them to
    open their envelope. Inside each
    manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
    of his bride having sex with the best
    man. The groom had gotten suspicious
    of them weeks earlier and had hired
    a private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching
    the guests' reactions for a couple of
    minutes, he turned to the best man and
    said, "F--- you!" then turned to his bride
    and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the
    dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
    here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in
    the morning. While most people would have
    cancelled the wedding immediately after finding
    out about the affair, this guy goes through with
    the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge... making the bride's parents pay
    over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
    reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
    and best man's reputations in front of 300
    friends and family members. This guy has
    balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard
    "priceless" commercial outta this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family
    members and friends.....$32,000
    Wedding photographs commemorating
    the occasion......$3,000
    Deluxe two week honeymoon
    accommodations in Maui.....$8,500
    The look on everyone's face when they
    see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man...

    Priceless!

    There are somethings money can't buy.
    For everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!
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    ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    TT Original

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    bahahahahahaha
    Asher Moses

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    I wish I was invited to it. :laugh:

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    <centeR><small>exactly my point... 1. guys are only after one thing... 2. guys just love making people pay... and 3. most girls are sluts...</center></small>oh and ha ha
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    Now that would have been priceless to see

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    I wonder how good a quality the pic's were. :?:

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    LOL@Wiggo!
    Apparently you could make out the faces:D
    The reason a diamond shines so brightly is because it has many facets which reflect light.

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    does anyone have the link for the pics???

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    Yeah as I want to see one. :D

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