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Thread: ''I'm Stupid'' Signs




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    Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That
    way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything.
    It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."
    It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
    was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you
    moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how
    many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
    A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his
    boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this
    idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope - talked
    'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
    I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
    was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
    "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you
    to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they
    bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
    Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
    side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
    looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. Said,
    "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
    me. Here's your sign."
    We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
    house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
    house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe,
    then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could
    have stopped him.
    I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know
    I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get
    it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local
    cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
    questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a
    sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I
    looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "No,
    I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign."
    ;)
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    those are good. I have the CD somewhere with that guy doing a standup act.

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    lol. good stuff:D
    btw. who is it?
    Madness is the gift that has been given to me!

    *Slaps Ollie, Beffy and Mouse with The Creators lifeless carcuss.....then ties up Morgan lander and forces him to listen to ****ty pop music for hours..bwahaha

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    I'm sure some of that is Jeff Foxworthy.

    Funny as........ He used to work for IBM. Now he does all those redneck jokes.
    The reason a diamond shines so brightly is because it has many facets which reflect light.

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    I believe it's Bill Engvall. Very funny stuff. :laugh:

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    yeah it is Bill Engval

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