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    THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME
    WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT ...
    THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE !!!!!!!!




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    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
    bowl's empty and so is your head.
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    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face.
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    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.
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    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
    ***********************
    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.
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    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.
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    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell".
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    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime
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    Without you life would be missing something Great
    That would be your arse, which is the size of Kuwait
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    Some would describe you as a work of art
    I would class you as fat, a slag and a tart
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    Your love for me is Sexy and Kind
    I only claim to love you when its sex from behind
    • Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
    A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

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    :rofl: :laugh:

    Funniest post in a verrry long time..!

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    Good find mate:thumb:
    What the fcuk happened to my sig?

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    :rofl: :rofl:
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    I wondered how long it would be b 4 U replied.
    • Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
    A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

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    Fieldgenerator: Excellent post. :thumb:

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