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Thread: 7 more posts and we hit 30,000 for the beer garden




  1. #31
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    Step away from the camera!! Just put it down and walk away!!!

    The internet is no place for that kind of shenanigans!

    So help me I'll turn off images in this browser!

    :thumbs do :cry:
    The reason a diamond shines so brightly is because it has many facets which reflect light.

  2. #32
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    well, it would definitely help all those people out there with a TT addiction.. scare them away for life!

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    Finding yourself at the TT Forum all hours of the day and night?
    Are you getting out of bed earlier and earlier yet somehow finding yourself still arriving to work late?
    Are you shedding unwanted pounds simply because you are unable to pry yourself away from your monitor?

    Well your in luck, Kheldar has found a cure.

    Yes folks - Kheldar is the cure!

    (Wait - I don't want to be cured!)
    The reason a diamond shines so brightly is because it has many facets which reflect light.

  4. #34
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    But wait, there's more...

    Order now and you will receive these 5 complimentary home videos of from Kheldar himself, containing actual live footage of him for hours on end doing nothing. Plus, you'll get FREE these 10 exisite sanitary bags, for all your throwing up needs while you watch.

    :D

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    Do I get a discount if I pay by credit card :?:
    <Insert Witty Comment Here.>

  6. #36
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    yes.. instead of 10 easy payments of $299.95, if you pay now by credit card, it's 1 easy installment of $2.... What more could you want?

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    can't argue with that :thumb:
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  8. #38
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    I'll have three!! **dance** I've got some ppl in mind!! bwahahaha! :flames: get ready for wholesome viewing synthetic!!
    **cough**
    Yes well.....

    :smokin:

  9. #39
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    How about a bit of sado/masichistic video too, a wax treatment on the legs so Kheldar can look "good" in his slinky ****tail dress :thumb:

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    *jumps up and down*
    Can I do the waxing, can I? can I? :devil:

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