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    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

    2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

    3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

    4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

    5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

    6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

    7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

    8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

    9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

    10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

    11. She is not a TRAMP - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

    12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

    13. She is not a TWO-BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.



    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

    2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

    3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

    4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

    5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

    6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

    7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

    8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

    9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMY CHALLENGED

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    I always thought I was a breasted Australian........then again what do I know :rolleyes2

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    i have developed a liquid grain storage facility, and proud of it!:D
    Morpheus - 99.95% of post r done while in drunken state. It's not a bad thing. It's a good thing!!
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    In that case I am a Pectorally Superior, breasted American


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    Most probably:afro:
    Morpheus - 99.95% of post r done while in drunken state. It's not a bad thing. It's a good thing!!
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    In that case I am a Pectorally Superior, breasted American who lives with a MONOGAMY CHALLENGED
    LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL male

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    How long have u been living with mr tweak? LOL:laugh:
    Morpheus - 99.95% of post r done while in drunken state. It's not a bad thing. It's a good thing!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morpheus
    How long have u been living with mr tweak? LOL:laugh:
    Been living with my man for longer than he cares to remember ;)

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    we are we are, the youth of a nation!!
    Morpheus - 99.95% of post r done while in drunken state. It's not a bad thing. It's a good thing!!
    ICQ no 7056660

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