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  1. #71
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    Now that'd actually be useful :thumb:
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    Silver surfer style (for any fans of marvel comics)
    "To me my chips!"

    :smokin:
    A fate worse than death is to be forgotten...

    **slaps ollie, birdkiller and beefy and synthetic with the pipe from a vacuum cleaner, before unleashing his trained penguins to finish them**

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    Name: Jack Jeckle
    Gender: Male
    Race: Human (kinda)

    Appearance: Short, stumpy, shaved head. Ugly as sin. Bloodshot blue eyes.
    Usual attire includes: Crusty old clown suit in red and yellow. Big floppy clown shoes. Big red nose. Possibly has flower on lapel.

    Physical Age: 38
    Mental Age: 12

    Personality: Don't ask. You won't like him.

    Occupation/Class: Recently kicked out of the circus for causing a riot using only a spatula and balloon animals. Has been looking for his father since (See background)

    Skills / Special Abilities:
    - Make life stop with fist
    - Flex dramatically
    - Dramatic entry
    - Pummel with the assistance of small objects
    - Make a funny
    - Third person narration
    - Balloon animal construction
    - Withstand bagpipes
    - Tolerate hideous amounts of bloody mutilation and still eat fast food
    - Run with scissors
    - Fly into homicidal rage
    - Run in big shoes
    - Shoe Kata (kinda like a martial art form based on shoes.. )

    Weaknesses:

    - Pyromaniac who is afraid of fire.
    - Allergic to anybody with the name Bruce or Lance.

    Weapons:

    - A variety of kitchen spatulas.
    - Balloon animals.
    - Vocal talents.
    - Shoes.
    - Himself.

    Equipment / Special Items:

    - 2 x Kitty Kitty Bang Bang explosives (Cure little kittens with surgically implanted explosives detonated by remote)
    - Barnish (Pet hamster. Can talk. A little **** of a thing.)
    - Weapons (as above)
    - Compact unicycle
    - Flower that sprays mace.
    - Huge, oversized machine gun.. Very cool looking. Is actually a big cigarette lighter.

    Background:

    JJ was originally from the planet Jackson V. Having no father when he was born, his mother raised him believing he was the son of God, and was blessed accordingly. After tracing his ancestry to it's roots for the last two generations, he consulted Imperial records, DNA analysis, hypnosis, past life regression and, to the best of his knowledge, realised he was his own grand father. Still has no idea who his father is.

    Got booted from his planet at 16 for wanting to be a clown. Went to Clown College. There, among other things, he learnt all about the mini-unicycle, the art of backpedalling and how to be light heartedly gooft with a teeny bike seat sticking half way up his ass. Once he graduated, JJ sunk into a deep depression, which he finally snapped out of after attempting to light his own nostril hairs while sniffing a fake rose.... Joined a circus, got kicked out very quickly. Is now wondering the beaten tracks looking for adventure.. or just for his keys... Either way...

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    Nice work beefy/JJ :thumb:
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  5. #75
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    :) should be interesting.

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    name: Jake Jeckle
    Gender: Male
    Race: Human

    Appearance: Short, Chubby, Italian with thick mustache.
    Usual attire includes: blue overalls on top of red t-shirt, red cap.

    Age 38

    Personality: Big mouth, cant shut up an always saying innapropriate things. Insane, and Lazy.

    Occupation/Class:Plumber, but no ones ever really seen him work.

    Skills / Special Abilities:
    - repair toasters and stuff.
    - turn radios into howitzers.
    - languages and mumbled slang.
    - Make people do your bidding by cooing affectionately.
    - withstand bagpipes.
    - make sharp tools go through soft things that scream and bleed.
    - pummelling with the assistance of a non-lead pipe.
    - explain anything.
    - intimidating stare.
    - The Dozens. (insult trading)
    - scathing sarcasm.
    - Sausagekinesis. can mentally control, shape and wield processed meat products.

    Weaknesses:
    - addicted to coffee, does not have to sleep.
    - allergic to lead

    Weapons:
    - Non lead pipe.
    - toolbox of various tools.

    Background:
    Jake doesnt know where he is originally from. he doesnt know his parants and was raised by "Bruce" the gorilla. "Balls of steel reinforced concrete studded with metalic rivets over an adamite core lined with pure silenium" that was his nickname all through kindergarden, all his life he has strived to be that brave again, but the closest he has come is when the guys at the motor pool called him "lugnuts"
    Has been a plumber for the last 20 years and has a sidekick, aka apprentice, who sees him as a god and lives to serve him.
    <img src="http://www.tweaktown.com/files/seti.php?email=donaldts@netspace.net.au">

  7. #77
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    Hey, It'sa Mario!

    heheh...

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    eh mario make us some-e pizza
    TT Original

  9. #79
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    Mi dispiace Ollie, ma ne hai bisogno lavorare nella accenta.....

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    ok....
    Beefy, gradite scopare le pizze eh? pozzo andate a destra per esso
    TT Original

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