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    Talking The good, the bad and the ugly

    THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY


    Good : Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad : With triplets.
    Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    Good : Your wife's not talking to you
    Bad : She wants a divorce.
    Ugly : She's a lawyer.

    Good : Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
    Ugly : So are you.

    Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly : You're in them.

    Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

    Good : Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly : He looks better than you.

    Good : You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad : She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly : With corrections

    Good : Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad : It's another man.
    Ugly : He's your best friend.

    Good : Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad : As a hooker.
    Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
    Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.

    Cameron "Mr.Tweak" Wilmot
    Managing Director
    Tweak Town Pty Ltd

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    Default Re: The good, the bad and the ugly

    That's quite funny.Thanks 4 sharing Mr.Tweak.

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    Default Re: The good, the bad and the ugly

    ti hi hi hi hi
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    Default Re: The good, the bad and the ugly

    LMAO

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