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Thread: freaky barbie on ebay!




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    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...419376&r=0&t=0

    RAGING HORMONES MENOPAUSAL PROZAC BARBIE!

    check it out its pretty funny

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    lol, riiiight
    nice legs...:rolleyes2
    Madness is the gift that has been given to me!

    *Slaps Ollie, Beffy and Mouse with The Creators lifeless carcuss.....then ties up Morgan lander and forces him to listen to ****ty pop music for hours..bwahaha

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    Like Synthetic said, right........... :rolleyes2
    Cameron "Mr.Tweak" Wilmot
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    all i can say is interesting, u can find pretty funny stuff on that site...

    :smokin:
    A fate worse than death is to be forgotten...

    **slaps ollie, birdkiller and beefy and synthetic with the pipe from a vacuum cleaner, before unleashing his trained penguins to finish them**

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    I laughed at the disclaimer even:

    EANIE-BEANIE-TEENIE-TINY-GET-ME-MY-GLASSES DISCLAIMER
    Absolutely zero animals and only one human were harmed in the production of this listing (I glued my fingers together a couple of times, but should be alright after a couple of martinis). While the doll shown above is a genuine Barbie, not all parts are from the same doll...Barbie suffered severe arm-meltage while having her buttocks baked in the oven and they were replaced with another Barbie-like doll's arms. To all Barbie Doll Lovers - I did not maliciously deface, bend, fold, spindle or mutilate her...believe it or not, she looks better now than than when I found her! I love Barbie! I have my own collection...please do not send me email calling me Satan spawn. If you are looking for an action figure, this is NOT it - this gal hasn't seen any action in years and between the buttocks addition and the arm melting incident, Barbie has been glued to keep her together. Clothing has been glued on to give Barbie a little modesty, please do not purchase if you merely want to take off her outfit and sneak a peek at her goodies. Additional dolls, clothing and accessories pictured are not included. Some dolls identities' have been masked to protect their privacy. All text and pictures are the property of me, please do not use without permission unless you wish to make me cry. Some of the money from this auction will go toward the rehabilitation and restoration of other homeless Barbies, the rest will be used to purchase Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream - if I could fill my bathtub with the stuff, I would dive right in! Thank you for your time, now please BID! SAVE A BARBIE!! What are you waiting for? HURRY! Do it now before you forget!!

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    That add brings back memories...I remember once after a hard night I woke up next to somthing like that.....:eek:
    Quick!!.Pack your bags!!

    The Elephants are coming!!

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    you woke up next to an ugly blow up doll with hairy legs and a fat arse? eww....you disgust me Mouse
    Madness is the gift that has been given to me!

    *Slaps Ollie, Beffy and Mouse with The Creators lifeless carcuss.....then ties up Morgan lander and forces him to listen to ****ty pop music for hours..bwahaha

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    What? after all this time, he still disgusts you? you should learn faster young padowin (or however its said)....

    :smokin:
    A fate worse than death is to be forgotten...

    **slaps ollie, birdkiller and beefy and synthetic with the pipe from a vacuum cleaner, before unleashing his trained penguins to finish them**

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetic
    you woke up next to an ugly blow up doll with hairy legs and a fat arse? eww....you disgust me Mouse
    I know...I really amaze myself sometimes :p
    Quick!!.Pack your bags!!

    The Elephants are coming!!

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