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Thread: Yes, I'm A Bad American




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    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George
    Carlin.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
    mid level
    governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

    I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a
    smart
    American.

    I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
    and does not

    entitle you to anything.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in
    English.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
    enlightenment than
    working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
    bill to put

    your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun
    to be
    enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
    where they

    want to.

    My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever
    canceled Jerry
    Springer.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about
    it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts
    now, when
    I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying,
    paying,
    paying?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty
    years In the

    desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
    witches or
    been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So,
    shut-the-Hell-up
    already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
    Jackson
    practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of
    the problem

    and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
    you're running
    from them.

    I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're
    breaking
    the law, regardless of what color you are.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
    want you
    deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the
    world for the

    next four years.

    I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to
    sell me crap
    or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
    These people
    should be targets.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it
    takes two
    parents.

    I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this
    applies
    even if you are President of the United States.

    And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

    If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

    If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you
    know.

    We need our country back!

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    guess that makes me a bad american too....even though i'm an aussie who's never even been to america :p :rolleyes2
    Madness is the gift that has been given to me!

    *Slaps Ollie, Beffy and Mouse with The Creators lifeless carcuss.....then ties up Morgan lander and forces him to listen to ****ty pop music for hours..bwahaha

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    Interesting -- I don't feel bad at all, but I agree with the entire statement.
    The reason a diamond shines so brightly is because it has many facets which reflect light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetic
    guess that makes me a bad american too....even though i'm an aussie who's never even been to america :p :rolleyes2
    ditto

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    americans have absolutely no rite to gripe about gas prices. come over here for f#%k sake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slamo
    americans have absolutely no rite to gripe about gas prices. come over here for f#%k sake

    They're the same price over there as here now Slamo :scream:
    What came first - Insanity or Society?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. C
    Interesting -- I don't feel bad at all, but I agree with the entire statement.
    Agreed....:D
    <Insert Witty Comment Here.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slamo
    americans have absolutely no rite to gripe about gas prices. come over here for f#%k sake
    It is my sacred duty to gripe about gas prices, and anything else that comes to mind. Bet that we'll do it when we get there too.:D
    The reason a diamond shines so brightly is because it has many facets which reflect light.

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    Being a bad american is simply being worse a person.

    sucks to be you

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