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Thread: Is your brain still working?




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    Read the question, then try to answer---then check your answer by
    scrolling down!!






    Q1 - WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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    ANSWER:- BREAD....
    IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND
    FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....

    IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO
    QUESTION 2
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    (Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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    ANSWER:- "WATER"
    IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU
    DO NOT TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM
    THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU
    NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?

    IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
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    (Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A
    BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK
    HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK
    HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A
    GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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    ANSWER:- "G LASS"
    IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE
    YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!

    IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO
    QUESTION 4
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    (Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT,
    OVER THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE
    ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALISING THAT THE
    LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A
    CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY
    THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES
    SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE
    LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY
    IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD
    YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY
    OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?
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    ANSWER:- YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
    IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE
    ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE
    MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!

    IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON
    TO QUESTION 5
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    (Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th
    OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY
    DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
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    ANSWER:- "1 DEGREE"
    IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER
    THAN THE ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON
    GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF,
    DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST
    AND FINAL QUESTION?

    IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE
    LAST QUESTION
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    (Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR**
    YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD
    HAVEN (WALES)
    IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS,
    IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON,
    IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON,
    IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF,16 PEOPLE GET ON,
    IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON,
    IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON
    &n! bsp; THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVE BUS DEPOT.....

    WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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    ANSWER:-"YOUR NAME". READ THE FIRST LINE
    Cameron "Mr.Tweak" Wilmot
    Managing Director
    Tweak Town Pty Ltd

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    :) not bad.. I posted a couple of similar ones a while back now.. good to see some mroe though..

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    I wonder how many here will survive that one? :?:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    I hate to admit it.. but I didn't get ANY of those correct :(
    Asher Moses

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    I got em all correct :D

    but then I've seen em all before

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    w00ties, slamo got all right :D

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    seen most of em, and got most of em right too :)

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    I'll admit I got the first one wrong, it didn't even occur to me it should have been bread not TOAST.
    Cameron "Mr.Tweak" Wilmot
    Managing Director
    Tweak Town Pty Ltd

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    I was confused by the title of the thread -- "Is your brain still working?" That would imply that at some point in the past my brain did work, there is no evidence to support that theory.

    OK, I blew it at the clock question. I answered 30 degrees, which is the distance traveled by the hour hand each hour on a classic analog clock.

    Stupid question---who ever heard of a 15 day clock?
    The reason a diamond shines so brightly is because it has many facets which reflect light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. C


    Stupid question---who ever heard of a 15 day clock?
    Maybe it's a new form of daylight savings? :?:
    Have you hugged a Midget today?

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