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Thread: Aussie *****house won't screw investors




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    AN AUSTRALIAN BROTHEL has floated on the local bourse and expects it to plunge ahead of more convential shares when the public offering arrives, the Rutters wire reports today.
    The Daily Planet (shurely shome mishtake) will be the first listed *****house, jerking stockholders out of their usual apathy.

    The report describes the Planet as being like a posh five star hotel with "heavily chlorinated spas", with guests lounging in Venus and Xanadu.

    These are the names of rooms, and not sex workers, apparently.

    The Australian Stock Exchange (ASEX), has no objection to the proposed float as prostitution is apparently legal in parts of the country.

    The article does not say whether the brothel will be for men only.

    Yes, the silly season is upon us, as you can find by checking out the whole story here.

    http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=4546
    Cameron "Mr.Tweak" Wilmot
    Managing Director
    Tweak Town Pty Ltd

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    Yeah that was actually on Sky News in the financial report on Monday night. ;)
    <center>:cheers:</center>

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    if i had a spare thousand I'd invest

    (500 US)

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