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    Enjoy!

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    Beefy says:
    if there's any posts from me on TT... they are probsbably worthg deleting. I shouldn' t leave my puter on when I'm spirsed.
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Cameron says:
    go to the goat thread in the BG
    Beefy says:
    do i have to? I might need alinkg.
    Beefy says:
    i think i'md int trouble.. I just broke my sister;s bed. stacks on isnt good when tou ARE 120 kg.
    Cameron says:
    hahaha
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Cameron says:
    how drunk are you?
    Beefy says:
    wow.. that was a quikc post..
    Beefy says:
    i'm bery spieed.
    Beefy says:

    Beefy says:
    i'll just smi.e at ya..
    Beefy says:

    Cameron says:
    on alcohol?
    Beefy says:
    ya
    Beefy says:
    no drugs..
    Beefy says:
    druga are avd. mmmkay?
    Cameron says:
    mmmk
    Cameron says:

    Cameron says:
    so, got anything more drunken stories for me???
    Cameron says:
    what did you do tonight?
    Beefy says:
    shhh.. don't tell anyone.. but..
    Beefy says:
    i gotg pisse3d.. obviously.
    Cameron says:
    yeah, where?
    Beefy says:
    in hamilton.. ho w sad is that.?
    Cameron says:
    quite
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:

    Beefy says:
    at least my dingers can still do a tongue ggace thing..
    Cameron says:
    say something funny, I want to incriminate you in the forums by copying and pasting this convo!
    Beefy says:
    ... oh oh
    Cameron says:
    hahah, they'll do
    Beefy says:
    nooooooo
    Cameron says:
    that'll do rather
    Beefy says:
    i could say what I did tongiht, buyt thens i'd have to .. ummm.. rape you.. oh, i mean kill.
    Cameron says:
    spill it
    Cameron says:
    did you pickup?
    Beefy says:
    nah ah..
    Beefy says:

    Beefy says:
    no the (2)
    Beefy says:
    oops..
    Beefy says:

    Cameron says:
    hahaha ok
    Beefy says:
    ... i'm ogonna tregereat this, aion't i?
    Cameron says:
    *has many things to say right now, but won't since it's going in the BG*
    Beefy says:
    ... damn
    Cameron says:
    most likely
    Beefy says:
    ah well..
    Cameron says:
    so what did you drink?
    Beefy says:
    what DIDN'T I drink..
    Cameron says:
    Hamilton has more than one type of beer and spirit?
    Beefy says:
    apparently.. ot they are cleverly hidden as other stuf.f :_)
    Beefy says:
    damn.. the smily fingers have died..
    Beefy says:

    Beefy says:
    there we go.
    Cameron says:
    got anything else to say?
    Cameron says:
    break anything else apart from your sisters bed?
    Beefy says:
    off the recotrd?
    Cameron says:
    all on the record buddy
    Beefy says:
    errr, no.
    Beefy says:

    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:
    i coulda broken some bones, but i'll efeel them in the mornin.
    Cameron says:
    oh, yours... I thought you attacked someone
    Beefy says:
    http://forums.tweaktown.com/showthre...3501#post93501
    Cameron says:
    hey I had a friend who tried to attack a cow once when drunk, have you ever done that?
    Beefy says:
    nah, it was footy finals today, so all the footy wankers were out....
    Beefy says:
    attack a cow? that's like cannibalism..
    Cameron says:
    it is?
    Cameron says:
    ???
    Beefy says:
    i stopped a lot of fight s though.
    Beefy says:
    yeah.. beef attackin beef. not a good thing
    Cameron says:
    We always said you'd make a good security guard
    Cameron says:
    oh I see
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:

    Beefy says:
    i do
    Beefy says:
    I litreally picked up one of the bouncers tonight. he wasn't oot impressined.
    Cameron says:
    hahaha
    Cameron says:
    did you put him down or THROW him down?
    Beefy says:
    i gt him in a fuul nelson lock. he couldn't do ****.. when i let him go he smacked me iun teh shin.. that hurt, even for a drunk.
    Cameron says:
    hahahah
    Cameron says:
    and let me guess, you kept on drinking?
    Beefy says:
    hell yeah
    Cameron says:
    It's like the time I was at a concert sitting on a fence, fell staright down a meter or so on my back and got up and started dancing... the week later I spent every night at the chiropractor
    Beefy says:
    ouch.. that's gotta hurt... ok, here's adrink count.. from what I rememebt... pub #1: 6 glasses bundy, 2 cruisers, 1 juel (don't ask.. taste link crap).. pub 2# : 3 bundys.. 2 shots drambuie... pub3: 2 bundys, 2 sambuca/baileys./...
    Cameron says:
    good effort
    Cameron says:
    I had four illusion shakers the other weekend
    Cameron says:
    that ruined me
    Cameron says:
    on top of about 8 beers
    Beefy says:
    i didn't realise i was picssed tril I bot home.. illustions are great! ya don't feel so bad the next day with them...
    Cameron says:
    hehe I did
    Beefy says:
    but the fruit juioce is fgood for ya.
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Cameron says:
    I had a couple pre-mixed Illusions tonight, well last night, actually... they taste like crap
    Cameron says:
    nothing like the ones you get in clubs, or maybe it's just the atmosphere which makes them good
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:
    the ones thay makde here are farkin nice...
    Beefy says:
    or the smokey atmosphere..
    Beefy says:

    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:
    what happened to pmorpheus's drinmkin threads in the bg
    Cameron says:
    hmm not sure
    Cameron says:
    I try to keep him out as much as possible
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:
    hehehe.. found it.. misse d it first time. oops
    Beefy says:
    i think i shoudl tstop talking to you.. you're a bad man.
    Beefy says:

    Cameron says:
    a bad bad man, you remember it
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:
    i won't rememebtr ****./
    Beefy says:
    until i read alla baout it
    Cameron says:
    ok sleep well then
    Beefy says:
    pass out well. L
    Cameron says:
    tip: have about 15l of water now, you might wake up ok
    Beefy says:
    i don't get hung over.. no m,atter what..
    Cameron says:
    barsatd
    Beefy says:
    it's a goot hing
    Cameron says:
    barstad even
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:
    barstard?
    Beefy says:
    bastrd?
    Beefy says:
    ... damn
    Beefy says:
    *******..
    Beefy says:
    .
    Cameron says:
    yeah, that
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Cameron says:
    come on, its 4.30am
    Beefy says:
    mmm.. bar..
    Cameron says:
    I should be asleep as well
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:
    you shoud.. but.. but.. umm.. yeah
    Beefy says:
    i wanded to make more trouble here.. but you're the only one on my list on my se4cond pc that's online
    Beefy says:
    A few people have been really amused by a google search for "go to hell" turning up Microsoft.com as the first link. There's even a TheRegister article about it. Some people are too easily amused.

    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:
    good ol ocau.. i'll cause trouble there
    Cameron says:
    hahah
    Cameron says:
    ok I'm going to post this now
    Beefy says:
    nooooooo
    Cameron says:
    just sign here on the dotted line

    .................................................. ........
    Beefy says:
    ... ****nut....
    Cameron says:
    hahahahahah!
    Cameron says:
    damn you, I need to censor now
    Beefy says:
    ... sorry.. farknut..
    Cameron says:

    Beefy says:
    how about I puit a censorship on the whole forum? i can do that. i think
    Beefy says:
    how sad. there's people at ocau postint at this time o night
    Cameron says:
    hmm, kinda like you?
    Cameron says:
    lol
    Beefy says:

    Beefy says:
    there's a thread about good misic for a funeral.. how sad/.
    Cameron says:
    that's sad...
    Beefy says:
    someone suggested time of your life by grean day
    Cameron says:
    except they swear
    Cameron says:
    might not work
    Beefy says:
    hehehe.. there's a night owl thread.. some morons poisted.. mine was 'drunks shoudlnt bne allowed to use computers."
    Beefy says:
    they;'ll love me for that
    Cameron says:
    so will everyone in the BG for your efforts here, *ending transmission*
    Beefy says:
    oh oh
    Beefy says:
    .. post ot before i pass oout..


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    oh damn.. ummm. it wasn't me, i stwear.. I ecven had to edit this post.. damn it.. umm.... Look! an eagel! *stumbles away*

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    LMAO....BEEF OWNAGE!!!!!
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    :) oops.

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    ROFLAMO!!!!1
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    well i must say i did have a good night. :) and I wasn't hungover either.

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    I'll just sit back, and thank GOD that none of my friends I work with (and party with) know about this forum...

    Note to self, do not start conversations with Tweak on Friday or Saturday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raven
    I'll just sit back, and thank GOD that none of my friends I work with (and party with) know about this forum...

    Note to self, do not start conversations with Tweak on Friday or Saturday.
    :) yeah, it's kinda lucky that I don't.... *looks around* oh damn.. Where's that delete button?

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    and what were you doing in your sisters bed again?
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