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    The "smartest" thing Cliff EVER said on Cheers!
    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And here's how it went:
    "Well ya see Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHA roflmao!!!

    good one bern :D

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    Just no substitute for natures way -- Natural Selection
    The reason a diamond shines so brightly is because it has many facets which reflect light.

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    Hey I'll drink to that. :thumb:

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    me too wiggo
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    Got to admire someone who can think of good excuses to drink :rolleyes:

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    That's exactly what it is!!!! an excuse :rolleyes:
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    You are apparently under the misconception that men NEED an excuse to drink. :rolleyes: Alcohol exists, it the natural thing to drink it. No excuses need. :thumb:
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    It would matter, if it's there you'd HAVE to have it otherwise you guys would be thinkin you will get struck by lightening or something even more serious :?:
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    :?: Struck by a Slut Hostess maybe. :D

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