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Thread: Need help making a "GET OUT" stick!




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    One of my mechanic mates who works in a very upper class yuppie car dealership came up with a great idea for getting rid of those cutomers whose only purpose is to cause grief.

    His idea was to have a stick that says "GET OUT" everytime you hit an offending customer :D . That way don't have to waste time and energy into saying "GET OUT" as well as hitting them with the stick, and you can put all your energy into the whacking of the customer.

    My idea is to get a plastic baseball bat with a shock activated bit in the end which plays a recorded message of "GET OUT" everytime you hit someone. The bat is no problem, but I don't know where to even start looking for one of these shock activated do dads, it has to be able to record messages too. I know they exist coz I've seen them in toys that say stuff when you drop them, or throw them.

    Anyone able to help me with this? :)

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    Buy a toy that says "get out" and take it apart...

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    I thought of that, but I haven't been able to find one. They all have corny lines that they say.

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    My bosses daughter has a keychain that has rude comeback, like FU, kiss my @$$ and such on it, but ive never seen one that says get out...

    why so much trouble to kick ppl out of a business?

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    Be sure to get this patented when you've got it all worked out. I'm thinking my wife will wear out a few of them on me:laugh:
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    Quote Originally Posted by JediAgent
    My bosses daughter has a keychain that has rude comeback, like FU, kiss my @$$ and such on it, but ive never seen one that says get out...

    why so much trouble to kick ppl out of a business?
    Well, $20 per/hour is NOT enough money to cop all the crap that these rich prats think they have the right to bestow on these guys just because they spent $150,000 on a car. If they owned the business it would be different, but these guys really get paid **** considering how much they have to know.

    Believe me, I've been there when it's happened, you might think mechanics are dodgy, but I garantee you it's NOTHING to what customers do to mechanics. Most customers are OK, but when they are bad, even I feel like punching the **** through them and I don't work there.

    That's all beside the point, I reckon I'd pay $100 to see the look on the face of one of this dildos after he thinks he's given his worst, to see my mate pull out a baseball bat and start whacking him with it while chasing him out of the shop. All the while with the bat saying "GET OUT" everytime he hits him.:laugh: :laugh:

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    I understand about the money. The German Car place i go to has a VERY knowledgeable Porsche guy who also does trans rebuilds. He gets paid in the 40-50 range and that is still what i might consider low for as much as he knows. I dont pay that for my services as thats my best friend, but fer someone who can afford the service price... there should be some respect...

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    If you come up with a patent can you send me one. I have a few annoying customers at work too.

    *just a thought, why not just go and buy a cow proder, that would be a shocking enough experience to get rid of them for at least a couple of days* :flames:
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    A cow prodder? :?:

    Nah to technical. :no:

    Get a Bullwhip. :D


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    You could just as easily buy a gun....:eek: :eek: :eek:

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