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    You see a gorgeous girl at a party . . .

    You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed".

    * That's Direct Marketing

    You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed".

    * That's Telemarketing

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

    One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you, says, "He's fantastic in bed".

    * That's Advertising

    You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed".

    * That's Public Relations

    She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed".

    That's Brand Recognition

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    ROFLMFAO!!!!!
    I like that sort of thinkin'. :thumb:

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    That's very clever.

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    hahahahaha!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!
    love it!!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Madness is the gift that has been given to me!

    *Slaps Ollie, Beffy and Mouse with The Creators lifeless carcuss.....then ties up Morgan lander and forces him to listen to ****ty pop music for hours..bwahaha

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    Actually it deserves a <a href="http://users.bigpond.net.au/bern/beer.html" target="_blank">beer</a> or to about now. :D

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    Bern, you sly devil -- that was on my clipboard to be pasted into the "jokes" thread.
    But you beat me fair and square!!! LOL

    Funny joke, Goodonyer!
    The reason a diamond shines so brightly is because it has many facets which reflect light.

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    I get up to 1/2 a dozen each day from my father in florida and if I see a good one I post it :)

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    :rolleyes: somehow I dont think it would work
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggo's-sister
    :rolleyes: somehow I dont think it would work
    yeah, i toooootaly told you about myself on the internet...hahaha:laugh: :laugh:
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    yes you did..............and how could I ever forget ;)
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