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    BLAMESTORMING:
    Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or project
    failed, and who you can blame it on.

    SEAGULL MANAGER:
    A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, ****s on everything, and then
    leaves.

    ASSMOSIS:
    The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by
    kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

    SALMON DAY:
    The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get
    screwed and die in the end.

    PRAIRIE DOGGING:
    When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's
    heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

    MOUSE POTATO:
    The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

    SITCOM'S:
    Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into
    when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the
    kids.

    SWIPEOUT:
    An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic
    strip is worn away because of extensive use.

    IRRITAINMENT:
    Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying, but you find yourself
    unable to stop watching. Like the Reality TV Shows.

    PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE:
    The fine art of whacking the **** out of an electronic device to get it to
    work again.

    ADMINISPHERE:
    The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file.
    Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate
    or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

    404:
    Someone who's clueless. From the Internet Message "404 NOT FOUND".

    GENERICA:
    Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same, no matter
    where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and suburban
    subdivisions.

    OHNOSECOND:
    That miniscule fraction of time when you realize that you've just made a BIG
    mistake.

    WOOFYS:
    Well Off Older Folks.
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    I've gone too far and need to move on!

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    lol, nice.

    new words for me to confuse my friends with :p
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