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Thread: Attention Wiggo :BEER thoughts.




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    'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then
    I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
    their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
    work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is
    better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish
    and worry about my liver.''
    Jack Handy

    'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
    that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'
    Frank Sinatra

    'The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're
    sober.'
    William Butler Yeats

    'Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time'.
    Catherine Zandonella

    'Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.'
    Anonymous

    'A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.'
    W.C. Fields

    'What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?'
    Tee Mans

    'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.'
    Henry Youngman

    'Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the
    time and have the time of your life.'
    Michelle Mastrolacasa

    'I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.'
    Tom Waits

    '24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?'
    Stephen Wright

    'You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps
    if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at
    the very least you need a beer.'
    Frank Zappa

    'Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
    taken out of me.'
    Winston Churchill

    'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
    Benjamin Franklin

    'If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes
    beer shoot out your nose.'
    Deep Thought, Jack Handy

    'Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
    Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
    not go nearly as well with pizza.'
    Dave Barry

    'The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.'
    Humphrey Bogart

    'Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.'
    Kaiser Wilhelm

    'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
    Dean Martin

    'You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.'
    Unknown

    And God said, 'Let there be vodka!' And He saw that it was good. Then God
    said, 'Let there be light!' And then He said, 'Whoa - too much light.'
    Unknown

    'To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group'
    Unknown

    'If I had all the money I've spent on booze.................. I'll spend it
    on booze'
    E. Hemmingway

    I add my own Fav:
    Work is the scurge of the drinking classes.
    Oscar Wilde.

    :cheers:
    • Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
    A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

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    I'm not Wiggo, but boy have you done your homework. B+ at least.:cheers: :cheers:

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    No reason needed here other than .....




















    I bloody well like it! :D


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggo
    No reason needed here other than .....




















    I bloody well like it! :D

    Self explanitory:cheers: :cheers: Arent ya:cheers:

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    Yep which is probably why I brew my own. ;)

    Is tastes better. :D

    Has more alcohol content. :devil win

    And is cheaper by far. :thumb:


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    My favourite:

    "There's blood in my alcohol system!"
    TT Original

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olie
    My favourite:

    "There's blood in my alcohol system!"
    Right on the money, hit the nail on the head:hammer: too bad no smilie to drill it in!

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    :laugh: <-smilie
    TT Original

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olie
    :laugh: <-smilie
    <-smilie

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    if you drink, you get drunk,
    If your drunk, you go to sleep
    If your asleep, you don't sin
    If you don't sin, you go to heaven,
    So lets all get pissed and go to heaven

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