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    40-ish.....................49
    Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
    Athletic.......................No ****
    Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
    Beautiful...................Pathological liar
    Emotionally Secure.......Medicated
    Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster
    Free spirit.................Junkie
    Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
    Fun.............................Annoying
    Gentle...................... Comatose
    Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
    New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
    Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
    Open-minded............Desperate
    Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate................Sloppy drunk
    Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
    Professional..............Certified *****
    Redhead....................Bad dye-job
    Romantic............Looks better by candle light
    Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
    Wants Soulmate........Stalker
    Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
    Young at heart............Old bat

    I am a poet.
    :cheers: :cheers:
    • Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
    A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

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    Financially secure..... will go to any lengths to scam money off anyone.
    Onyx

    TweakTown
    OCAU - Overclockers Australia
    CPF - CandlePower Forums

    Antec 1080AMG with 430W TruePower

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