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    Det var s lite s..

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    Quote Originally Posted by The__tweaker
    Det var s lite s..

    ;)
    btw tweaker...we can talk in normal sounds now...:laugh:
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    Well lots of women were offended cos of this thread so I got this from the archive of spam i usually get...but believe me...the idea behind it is not as crappy as the thing spam itself.
    I totally loved this letter...

    Why Women Cry

    Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

    "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

    "I don't understand," he said.

    His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

    Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".
    "All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

    The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

    Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"

    GOD answered......

    "When I made woman,
    I decided she had to be special.
    I made her shoulders
    strong enough to carry
    the weight of the world, yet,
    made her arms gentle enough to give comfort... !

    I gave her the inner strength
    to endure childbirth
    and the rejection
    that many times will come
    even from her own children.

    I gave her a hardness
    that allows her
    to keep going and take care
    of her family and friends,
    even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without complaining....

    I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all
    circumstances. Even when her child has hurt her badly....

    She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

    I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults
    and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

    I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....

    For all of this hard work,
    I also gave her a tear to ! shed.
    It is hers to use
    whenever needed and !
    it is her only weakness....
    When you see her cry,
    tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though
    she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.
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    you people might have read it but anyways...:cheers:
    and hey please don't say that women can do much more than wats explained up there...its just to tell all of you beautiful creatures out there that we do respect every women and that too 100%.:)
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    ah, bless.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunshine
    erm, hate to break it to ya mate, but the UK is erm in .....:o Europe :( :D :laugh:
    But her title says why though. :devil win

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    which one mate, you keep changing it?! :laugh:

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    Wanna try for "TT n00b" now? :rofl:


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    goodness, whattaI have to do to get that ?!:laugh:

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    Wow , this was a bit confusing thread...at least for me tough. :p Im not speaking english even as good as The__tweaker! (but I understood the Finnish part without any problems :D :D :D ) :cheers:

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    :cheers:

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